Centaurs and Mermaids...oh my!

[bairdi]

While liberals fight for affordable healthcare for everyone, jobs, a cleaner planet, alternative energy and a whole agenda of reforms to make life better for all citizens of this country, what is the newest pressing issue for conservatives? Legislation to prohibit the creation of mermaids and centaurs.:lmao2: No wonder why the right has become completely irrelevant in this country. Will Obama be re-elected in 2012? :lmao2:

"The Human-Animal Hybrid Prohibition Act would ban the creation of human-animal hybrids. Human-animal hybrids are defined as those part-human, part-animal creatures, which are created in laboratories, and blur the line between species."

http://ehudadams.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/centaur.jpg

http://raincoaster.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/evian_mermaid.jpg

The following senators are orginal co-sponsors: Senators Sam Brownback (R-KS), Mary Landrieu (D-LA), Jim Bunning (R-KY), Richard Burr (R-NC), Saxby Chambliss (R-GA), Tom Coburn (R-OK), Bob Corker (R-TN), John Cornyn (R-TX), Jim DeMint (R-SC), John Ensign (R-NV), Lindsey Graham (R-SC), James Inhofe (R-OK), Mike Johanns (R-NE), Jon Kyl (R-AZ), Mel Martinez (R-FL), John McCain (R-AZ), James Risch (R-ID), John Thune (R-SD), David Vitter (R-LA), George Voinovich (R-OH), and Roger Wicker (R-MS).

http://senatorsambrownback.blogspot.com/2009/07/brownback-landrieu-introduce-human.html

[Binky]

Well, apparently there has been some nutty scientists out there that have delved into creepy things of that sort. Wouldn't surprise me a bit. No wonder they've got legislation going on stopping it. Otherwise, why bother?

[Life_Long_Dem!]

wow! now that is something to be worried about...who cares that healthcare sucks and is only affordable to the rich...the economy is still in the crapper and we are fighting 2 wars....we need to stop those pesky animal hybrids....WOW!:lmao2:WAY TO GO G.O.P. I was wrong I guess..they are not the party of no!

[GetAClue]

While liberals fight for affordable healthcare for everyone, jobs, a cleaner planet, alternative energy and a whole agenda of reforms to make life better for all citizens of this country,

While not yet finding a way to pay for any of it other than soaking those that actually produce in this country thus either driving them out of business or overseas. Great plan!


what is the newest pressing issue for conservatives? Legislation to prohibit the creation of mermaids and centaurs.
God forbid we propose limiting the perversions of those on the left.


No wonder why the right has become completely irrelevant in this country. Will Obama be re-elected in 2012?
It is more likely due to the lack of morality in this country over the last few years. However, don't kid yourself. A lot of polls are showing that more and more people are beginning to consider themselves conservatives. They are beginning to see where liberal policies are taking us.

[The Professor]

While liberals fight for affordable healthcare for everyone, jobs, a cleaner planet, alternative energy and a whole agenda of reforms to make life better for all citizens of this country, what is the newest pressing issue for conservatives? Legislation to prohibit the creation of mermaids and centaurs.:lmao2: No wonder why the right has become completely irrelevant in this country. Will Obama be re-elected in 2012? :lmao2:

"The Human-Animal Hybrid Prohibition Act would ban the creation of human-animal hybrids. Human-animal hybrids are defined as those part-human, part-animal creatures, which are created in laboratories, and blur the line between species."

http://ehudadams.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/centaur.jpg

http://raincoaster.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/evian_mermaid.jpg

The following senators are orginal co-sponsors: Senators Sam Brownback (R-KS), Mary Landrieu (D-LA), Jim Bunning (R-KY), Richard Burr (R-NC), Saxby Chambliss (R-GA), Tom Coburn (R-OK), Bob Corker (R-TN), John Cornyn (R-TX), Jim DeMint (R-SC), John Ensign (R-NV), Lindsey Graham (R-SC), James Inhofe (R-OK), Mike Johanns (R-NE), Jon Kyl (R-AZ), Mel Martinez (R-FL), John McCain (R-AZ), James Risch (R-ID), John Thune (R-SD), David Vitter (R-LA), George Voinovich (R-OH), and Roger Wicker (R-MS).

http://senatorsambrownback.blogspot.com/2009/07/brownback-landrieu-introduce-human.html

still completely unable to talk about THIS president, i see

i understand

it's probably because his entire agenda is dead

he's such a loser

he's gonna lose THE STATE OF NEW JERSEY TO THE REDS

on november 3

LOLOLOL!

NEW JERSEY!!!

that's SEISMIC, lifelongdem!

dang

it's been an awful long time since NEW JERSEY went RED

watch for it, lifelongdem---november 3, 2009

why, that's less than 4 months!!!

VA too

if you think bigears' ENTIRE AGENDA is dead TODAY

just wait til NEW JERSEY!!! and virginia get RED governors

in just under 4 months from today

boy, heading into november, 2010, poor bigears the oblivious and Already Irrelevant is gonna be pretty much a LAME DUCK

actually, he already is

the only successes he knows today are parliamentary nothings

on all the big stuff, all the real things, he's DONE

as YOU, lld, have repeatedly conceded by your tacitness

and your talk about MERMAIDS

LOLOLOL!

i've never seen anyone fall so fast, bigears, i mean

condolences to you, friend

congrats to america!

mermaids---LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0709/24951.html

[doctordog]

wow! now that is something to be worried about...who cares that healthcare sucks and is only affordable to the rich...the economy is still in the crapper and we are fighting 2 wars....we need to stop those pesky animal hybrids....WOW!:lmao2:WAY TO GO G.O.P. I was wrong I guess..they are not the party of no!

You are so full of shit, there are people out there making less than 30k/year with health insurance dumb shit.:huh:

[foxbaron]

While liberals fight for affordable healthcare for everyone, jobs, a cleaner planet, alternative energy and a whole agenda of reforms to make life better for all citizens of this country, what is the newest pressing issue for conservatives? Legislation to prohibit the creation of mermaids and centaurs.:lmao2: No wonder why the right has become completely irrelevant in this country. Will Obama be re-elected in 2012? :lmao2:

"The Human-Animal Hybrid Prohibition Act would ban the creation of human-animal hybrids. Human-animal hybrids are defined as those part-human, part-animal creatures, which are created in laboratories, and blur the line between species."

http://ehudadams.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/centaur.jpg

http://raincoaster.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/evian_mermaid.jpg

The following senators are orginal co-sponsors: Senators Sam Brownback (R-KS), Mary Landrieu (D-LA), Jim Bunning (R-KY), Richard Burr (R-NC), Saxby Chambliss (R-GA), Tom Coburn (R-OK), Bob Corker (R-TN), John Cornyn (R-TX), Jim DeMint (R-SC), John Ensign (R-NV), Lindsey Graham (R-SC), James Inhofe (R-OK), Mike Johanns (R-NE), Jon Kyl (R-AZ), Mel Martinez (R-FL), John McCain (R-AZ), James Risch (R-ID), John Thune (R-SD), David Vitter (R-LA), George Voinovich (R-OH), and Roger Wicker (R-MS).

http://senatorsambrownback.blogspot.com/2009/07/brownback-landrieu-introduce-human.html


Help me understand. You are against a bill prohibiting the creation of human-hybrids? In other words you think it is okay to "create" a human hybrid from a mixture of human and animal, assuming it is even possible.

What a great idea, then we can use the hybrids as soldiers and that way we don't have to care if they get killed in combat seeing as how there ain't no one waiting for them to come home. What the hell we could make thousands, maybe millions of them, after all they would be expendable, wouldn't they? When the war is over we can just deactivate them and put them in storage until the next war.

You've got some great ideas.

Then again perhaps they came up with this type of legislation to prevent or stop what may already be going on.

[Hog Trash]

Damn, I hate to hear that. :doh: I was looking forward to getting either some fish gills, bird wings or a horse cock.

[Independent Harry]

I've already got a horse cock :)

[Hog Trash]

I've already got a horse cock :)You stay away from my ole lady.

[foxbaron]

Damn, I hate to hear that. :doh: I was looking forward to getting either some fish gills, bird wings or a horse cock.


With your luck if you have to go through government health care to get it you'd probably get assigned a woodpecker dick or a sex change operation.

Don't worry Hog, the liberals will take good care of you.

[Smurf-Herder]

I think the real issue in this was:

If the created creature is part human, will a Chimera have basic "Human rights", in the legal sense.

[Hog Trash]

I think the real issue in this was:

If the created creature is part human, will a Chimera have basic "Human rights", in the legal sense.As long as it ain't white, straight or christian. :thumbsup:

[Frankg]

Help me understand. You are against a bill prohibiting the creation of human-hybrids? In other words you think it is okay to "create" a human hybrid from a mixture of human and animal, assuming it is even possible.

What a great idea, then we can use the hybrids as soldiers and that way we don't have to care if they get killed in combat seeing as how there ain't no one waiting for them to come home. What the hell we could make thousands, maybe millions of them, after all they would be expendable, wouldn't they? When the war is over we can just deactivate them and put them in storage until the next war.

You've got some great ideas.

Then again perhaps they came up with this type of legislation to prevent or stop what may already be going on.

Excellent point, that just leads one to imagine what evil must lurk in this guy's hard drive.

[T-Cat]

This is a stupid piece of legislation and potientally harmful to scientific research.

Scientists aren't actually looking to create animal human hybrids. They do use a variety of techiques that fuse genetic material between the two though and legislation like this would never be able to keep up with the developing science as to what was legal and what was not. Future techniques might be hampered because researchers would be unsure if what they wanted to do was legal.

For instance the splicing of human genes into bacteria and mice etc. is widely used by the Pharmaceutical industry for developing and testing drugs. Their ability to advance such procedures should not be hindered by ridiculous notions of manbeasts.