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The Professor
07-08-2009, 01:28 PM
California is on the verge of laying off about 100,000 public employees.

CA has managed to avoid taking this dire action until NOW. Thru deficit spending and borrowing, refinancing and assorted accounting gimmickry.

Tragically, these firings can be put off no longer.

Ask a teacher.

These are really good jobs we're talking about. Professions, even. Well paying, strong benefits, good retirements.

City, state and municipals. Ask AFSCME.

Ahnold announced recently an initial target of 60G.

Gavin-So-Good-Looking Newsom of Frisco says 6G. At his city level.

What's happening in CA is going on nationwide.

Michigan and Florida are worse.

We're looking at a million public layoffs, coast to coast, in the next 12 months.

The stimulus, more aptly styled Plan Pelosi, is not reaching these people, will not forestall the HIT coming to CA.

Ask Ahnold.

It is supremely perplexing that the president is not preparing for this approaching TSUNAMI.

Indeed, characteristically ostrich-like, he can't even SEE it.

In normal times, a dozen parameters shape our political landscape---the border, abortion rights, gay marriage, guns...

These are NOT normal times.

Today America like a mom worries over but one wrinkle: the economy, the economy, the economy.

Even more narrowly, we watch: unemployment, unemployment, unemployment.

If jobless numbers in November, 2010 or/and November, 2012 are like they are today, the party of lobes will be lynched.

If employment figures improve, on the other hand, the GOP remains irrelevant.

It's that simple.

Meanwhile, about a million of the most cushy sinecures in America are about to be axed.

The prophetic Prof apologizes for having to apprise you of such problematic development.

But he presumes you'd prefer not to be surprised when it happens.


The Prof

SeniorChief
07-08-2009, 01:32 PM
Meanwhile - Obama's off fucking off somewhere....

xav8terx
07-08-2009, 02:17 PM
Meanwhile - Obama's off fucking off somewhere....


Hmmmmm, could he possibly be attending the G8 summit?? Maybe discussing shit with the other leaders of the world....nahhhh couldn't be....you are one stupid motherfucker, you know that?

The Professor
07-08-2009, 02:23 PM
he's learning to moonwalk

doing, THRILLA! in the nite...

he and the lovely, bare armed michelle are having USHER over this weekend

the duet with the moppet-like shirley temple lookalike is OFF

true, bojangles robinson's got NOTHIN on the long, strong lines of bigears obama

but ANIMAL CRACKERS is just way NOT COOL

ie, the TIMING

sasha and malia are BIT parts

bigears KNOWS celebrity

has not THE CHIN made the cover of NEWSWEEK a record number of times?

PEOPLE mag, baby!

no, bigears knows exactly what he's doing

gonna don one of michelle's gloves

start grabbing at his crotch

dancing, dancing, dancing...

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!

!

he's a dancing MACHINE!

LOLOLOL!

The Professor
07-08-2009, 02:25 PM
Hmmmmm, could he possibly be attending the G8 summit?? Maybe discussing shit with the other leaders of the world....nahhhh couldn't be....you are one stupid motherfucker, you know that?

ooh, someone's getting angry

LOLOLOL!

xav8terx
07-08-2009, 02:30 PM
ooh, someone's getting angry

LOLOLOL!


Not angry, just really enjoy making the chimp look even more ridiculous than he already does for himself...again, no need to thank me, it's more of a public service.

SeniorChief
07-08-2009, 02:40 PM
Not angry, just really enjoy making the chimp look even more ridiculous than he already does for himself....

Yes, he's embarrassing, but
The Chimp?
You should refer to your President in such a disrespectfull fashion, you douche.

xav8terx
07-08-2009, 02:58 PM
Yes, he's embarrassing, but
The Chimp?
You should refer to your President in such a disrespectfull fashion, you douche.



Oh no, it's senior chimp, dont try to be shy. own that shit, you certainly enjoy proving it.

SeniorChief
07-08-2009, 03:31 PM
Oh no, it's senior chimp, dont try to be shy. own that shit, you certainly enjoy proving it.

Your parents must be extremely proud of you. First man in the family to undergo a sex change.
What else have you accomplished in your 17 years of life?