The Professor
05-20-2009, 01:37 PM
1. The CIA. The Memos. The Photos. The Waterboarding. The Enhanced Interrogation Techniques. The Info gained thereby, life saving. The Investigations. The Prosecutions. The War Crimes. The Flip Flops. The Politics. The National Security compromised. The Cheney. The Pelosi. Nuff said.
2. The BOW before Abdullah at Buckingham which, if it's so benign, why backpedal.
3. The CHARTER MEMBERSHIP to the Hugo Chavez Book Club.
4. The PRAYER in Prague for the pretty planet purged of all post-modern weaponology which coincided exactly with that tiniest tinhorn, on Earth's other side, blowing Bigears his most BOORISH Bronx cheer---like an ICBM.
5. The International Apologize-for-Being-American Tour.
6. The PEACE OUT date for Iraq---August 1, 2010!!! Except: it's all starting already to UNRAVEL. The color of RED. The Great Sunni Awakening is turning somnolent. Except those aren't SNORES we're hearing 10,000 miles away---they're BOMBS. Bigears' bid to back out of Baghdad regardless of the state of Sunni-Shiite relations, unmindful of the SECURITY of the OIL FIELDS, with no concern for the INFLUENCE of IRAN in the south, heedless of the FREE FLOW OF OIL THRU THE GULF (THE CARTER DOCTRINE!)---Obama at his most Ostrich-like OBLIVIOUSNESS. His entire foreign policy is a DISGRACE.
7. The scrawny dude who held our 52 for 444 days, Ahmedinejad, launched his new Jew-Killer missile just this morning, to the peppy applause of the hoi polloi.
8. And we haven't even ADDRESSED yet the worst 2: Afghanistan/Pakistan and Gitmo.
9. He moves men and material into the MOUNTAINS above the MOON in Tora Bora, RUIN of REAL warriors from Alexander to Gorbachev. All because Bigears BID during the campaign that he was not a traditional, anti-military, blame-America-first democrat. Obtuse Obama has NO CHANCE of SUCCESS militariliy in Afghanistan.
10. Meanwhile, Pakistan spasms, the most perilously precarious NUCLEAR power on the planet. While Obama chases MOONBEAMS next door, the Taliban advances its army of Toyotas within 60 miles of Islamabad. If the PASHTUN FUNDAMENTALISTS succeed in getting their fanatic fingers on even ONE nuke, IT WILL BE USED. Obama the Ostrich is meanwhile all OBLIVIOUS.
11. And finally, there's Gitmo. Which Bigears bragged he'd board up, just to ASSUAGE $oro$. No more air conditioning, no more 3 squares of KOSHER, the end of bearded basketball and the allocation of complimentary Korans.
12. Except the ADULTS in Bigear's party, surely scared of being held answerable, stand up to their president (LOL!), insisting the Cuban Club Med remain operational until the executive (LOL!) prepares first, y'know, a PLAN for a PLACE to PUT the bearded Bashirs and Abduls whose own native nations won't take em, even under the OBAMA POLICY of RENDITION.
Just LOOK at this RECORD of INCOMPETENCE. We all appreciate that Bigears took office at the WORST possible time. We understand his UNDERGRAD, Pre Law classes at Harvard taught that before CHANGING the entire world in the image of ABBIE HOFFMAN we must first MUTATE America the IMMUTABLE.
And we're all sympathetic that the ECONOMIC CRISIS hit---DAMNIT---at the exactly least OPPORTUNE moment. Because the Depression---DAMNIT---has left Bigears absolutely BEREFT of BUCKS, ie, BANKRUPT.
Still, no one could possibly have foreseen how blockheaded-ly BUMBLING and BUNGLING would become Bigears' IMBECILIC international approach. Like a foreign policy conducted by Keystone Kops.
It's THAT bad.
The Prof
2. The BOW before Abdullah at Buckingham which, if it's so benign, why backpedal.
3. The CHARTER MEMBERSHIP to the Hugo Chavez Book Club.
4. The PRAYER in Prague for the pretty planet purged of all post-modern weaponology which coincided exactly with that tiniest tinhorn, on Earth's other side, blowing Bigears his most BOORISH Bronx cheer---like an ICBM.
5. The International Apologize-for-Being-American Tour.
6. The PEACE OUT date for Iraq---August 1, 2010!!! Except: it's all starting already to UNRAVEL. The color of RED. The Great Sunni Awakening is turning somnolent. Except those aren't SNORES we're hearing 10,000 miles away---they're BOMBS. Bigears' bid to back out of Baghdad regardless of the state of Sunni-Shiite relations, unmindful of the SECURITY of the OIL FIELDS, with no concern for the INFLUENCE of IRAN in the south, heedless of the FREE FLOW OF OIL THRU THE GULF (THE CARTER DOCTRINE!)---Obama at his most Ostrich-like OBLIVIOUSNESS. His entire foreign policy is a DISGRACE.
7. The scrawny dude who held our 52 for 444 days, Ahmedinejad, launched his new Jew-Killer missile just this morning, to the peppy applause of the hoi polloi.
8. And we haven't even ADDRESSED yet the worst 2: Afghanistan/Pakistan and Gitmo.
9. He moves men and material into the MOUNTAINS above the MOON in Tora Bora, RUIN of REAL warriors from Alexander to Gorbachev. All because Bigears BID during the campaign that he was not a traditional, anti-military, blame-America-first democrat. Obtuse Obama has NO CHANCE of SUCCESS militariliy in Afghanistan.
10. Meanwhile, Pakistan spasms, the most perilously precarious NUCLEAR power on the planet. While Obama chases MOONBEAMS next door, the Taliban advances its army of Toyotas within 60 miles of Islamabad. If the PASHTUN FUNDAMENTALISTS succeed in getting their fanatic fingers on even ONE nuke, IT WILL BE USED. Obama the Ostrich is meanwhile all OBLIVIOUS.
11. And finally, there's Gitmo. Which Bigears bragged he'd board up, just to ASSUAGE $oro$. No more air conditioning, no more 3 squares of KOSHER, the end of bearded basketball and the allocation of complimentary Korans.
12. Except the ADULTS in Bigear's party, surely scared of being held answerable, stand up to their president (LOL!), insisting the Cuban Club Med remain operational until the executive (LOL!) prepares first, y'know, a PLAN for a PLACE to PUT the bearded Bashirs and Abduls whose own native nations won't take em, even under the OBAMA POLICY of RENDITION.
Just LOOK at this RECORD of INCOMPETENCE. We all appreciate that Bigears took office at the WORST possible time. We understand his UNDERGRAD, Pre Law classes at Harvard taught that before CHANGING the entire world in the image of ABBIE HOFFMAN we must first MUTATE America the IMMUTABLE.
And we're all sympathetic that the ECONOMIC CRISIS hit---DAMNIT---at the exactly least OPPORTUNE moment. Because the Depression---DAMNIT---has left Bigears absolutely BEREFT of BUCKS, ie, BANKRUPT.
Still, no one could possibly have foreseen how blockheaded-ly BUMBLING and BUNGLING would become Bigears' IMBECILIC international approach. Like a foreign policy conducted by Keystone Kops.
It's THAT bad.
The Prof