Are you Republican, Democrat, or Redneck?

[Black Widow]

Are you a Democrat, Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans, and Rednecks?

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal ..40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 911?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"

[UABblazer]

Are you a Democrat, Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans, and Rednecks?

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal ..40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

*********************

Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 911?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"


Id kill the bitch. Your scenario is a little extreme BW>

[Black Widow]

Its a joke sweetie. Relax. LOLLLLLLL Get your panties out of your ass and HAVE A LAUGH every once in a while! Cheers compadre. If we ever meet in person, tequila shots on me :)

[mwillman]

he has a knife.

Well I would do what I have done in the past when someone pulls a knife on me. I take it from them then beat them just enough so that they know better then to be so fucking stupid. Then move on knowing I didn't kill anyone.

But dont worry I wouldnt expect a bunch of pussies to do anything but shoot.

[Black Widow]

sooo im a pussy then? Sweet. I knew I had one... thanks for confirming it! :lmao2:

[UABblazer]

Its a joke sweetie. Relax. LOLLLLLLL Get your panties out of your ass and HAVE A LAUGH every once in a while! Cheers compadre. If we ever meet in person, tequila shots on me :)

I don't have a problem with you whatsoever BW.. Im just responding to your comments. As long as you don't go so shallow to call me a faggot or a terrorist lover, you are good in my book.
I like Brandy BTW

[mwillman]

Hey thats your business,

Im just telling you what I would do but then I have trained in handling violent responses rather then watching a few action movies. Grow up and stop thinking your a bunch of Rambos becuase your not.

[Black Widow]

I don't have a problem with you whatsoever BW.. Im just responding to your comments. As long as you don't go so shallow to call me a faggot or a terrorist lover, you are good in my book.
I like Brandy BTW
And I never have called you or anyone names like that here... that's not who I am. I try to keep the peace. Ok brandy it is :D

[Black Widow]

Hey thats your business,

Im just telling you what I would do but then I have trained in handling violent responses rather then watching a few action movies. Grow up and stop thinking your a bunch of Rambos becuase your not.
:lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2:

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAA


oh thank you MW... thank you.

[mwillman]

Let me tell you what would really happen if you where there young lady, You would be shitting your pants. You might get a shoot of but the chances of hitting him would be slim becuase you have no experience dealing with violent people.

You can talk and giggle all day long but dont fool your self and think you would be some hero. Its takes more then a big mouth to face down someone attacking you.

[Black Widow]

Let me tell you what would really happen if you where there young lady, You would be shitting your pants. You might get a shoot of but the chances of hitting him would be slim becuase you have no experience dealing with violent people.

You can talk and giggle all day long but dont fool your self and think you would be some hero. Its takes more then a big mouth to face down someone attacking you.
you really don't know me...

honey i've been shooting guns sense i was 13... oops guess I'm a dyke now... i said honey again *shrug*

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/xlove2partyx/P1300562640x480.jpg

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/xlove2partyx/P1300557640x480.jpg

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/xlove2partyx/P1300560640x480.jpg

[Black Widow]

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/xlove2partyx/P1300564640x480.jpg

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/xlove2partyx/P1300568640x480.jpg

[mwillman]

I don't care how many targets you have shoot little lady.

Targets don't hit back.

[Black Widow]

first of all, it's SHOT not shoot. Yes I am the grammar police. :D

And they may not hit back, but I can assure you I can hit a moving target.

Once again I have proven your posts are pure speculation and have outwitted you. Congrats.

[Hog Trash]

Are you a Democrat, Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans, and Rednecks?

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal ..40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

*********************

Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 911?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

**************************

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?":lmao2:

I know I'm big, mean, old and ugly, but I love you!...Hubba-Hubba! :flowers: :kiss:


:lmao2:

[Black Widow]

:lmao2:

I know I'm big, mean, old and ugly, but I love you!...Hubba-Hubba! :flowers: :kiss:


::
HT you are the besterest! :kiss:

[UABblazer]

Hey, BW.. the last gun in the picture, is that the rifle used by the British military?

[Black Widow]

Dunno what the brittish use actually! I suppose I could google it hehe
I do know its a 9mm carbine with a custom stock :)

[Hog Trash]

he has a knife.

Well I would do what I have done in the past when someone pulls a knife on me. I take it from them then beat them just enough so that they know better then to be so fucking stupid. Then move on knowing I didn't kill anyone.

But dont worry I wouldnt expect a bunch of pussies to do anything but shoot.:lmao2: I'd like ta see you take a knife away from somebody you little wuss! :lmao2: You funny Willy! :lmao2:

[Black Widow]

I know right? He's been cracking me up all night. My side hurts!

[mwillman]

:lmao2: I'd like ta see you take a knife away from somebody you little wuss! :lmao2: You funny Willy! :lmao2:

Come to San Francisco and try me anytime old man.

I have seem more action in one year then you have in a fucking lifetime.

[Black Widow]

I love SF. I'll be around there this year probably for a Raiders game. I'll be sure to look you up ;)

[mwillman]

I can get you into any club in the City.

I used to handle security for all the large clubs.

[Black Widow]

Cool I'm not into dance clubs. More into bars and strip clubs but thanks ;)

[radioguy]

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/xlove2partyx/P1300564640x480.jpg

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m270/xlove2partyx/P1300568640x480.jpg

My love for you just keeps growing, and growing...

:flowers:

:kiss:


.

[radioguy]

Cool I'm not into dance clubs. More into bars and strip clubs but thanks ;)

And growing... :D

.

[Black Widow]

hahahahah thanks RG :)

I'm just keepin it real!

[Hog Trash]

Come to San Francisco and try me anytime old man.

I have seem more action in one year then you have in a fucking lifetime.I can get you into any club in the City.

I used to handle security for all the large clubs.Damn Willy!....I suppose you're like the Rambo of liberals, huh?...Club security?...You mean like a bouncer?

Believe me when I say, you ain't got nobody fooled, so stop sounding silly Willy and stick to your weeny liberal role.

Everybody knows there ain't no such thing as a bad-ass liberal....Well, at least everybody but liberals anyway.

Typical liberal fight: Two liberals screaming and slapping and pulling hair...When it's over who ever has the fewest scratches, won? :lmao2:

[Binky]

Id kill the bitch. Your scenario is a little extreme BW>


The only extreme part may have been how much bullpucky the Dems said. The rest sounds about right. :p

[Binky]

[QUOTE=Black Widow]sooo im a pussy then? Sweet. I knew I had one... thanks for confirming it! :lmao2:[/QUOTE


Well, the class meter just dropped a notch or two. :(

[mwillman]

Yes, I was a bouncer and a private body guard when I was younger.

As a liberal I don't use violence except in defense but you do not want to be the one I'm defending against.

My life is an open book come anytime you want and I will take you to some of my old haunts.

[Black Widow]

Damn Willy!....I suppose you're like the Rambo of liberals, huh?...Club security?...You mean like a bouncer?

Believe me when I say, you ain't got nobody fooled, so stop sounding silly Willy and stick to your weeny liberal role.

Everybody knows there ain't no such thing as a bad-ass liberal....Well, at least everybody but liberals anyway.

Typical liberal fight: Two liberals screaming and slapping and pulling hair...When it's over who ever has the fewest scratches, won? :lmao2:
kinda like http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t292/smiliegirl2007/gayfight2.gif

[Black Widow]

Yes, I was a bouncer and a private body guard when I was younger.

As a liberal I don't use violence except in defense but you do not want to be the one I'm defending against.

My life is an open book come anytime you want and I will take you to some of my old haunts.
consuelos one of them? http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t292/smiliegirl2007/smiley_poledancer.gif hehehe

[Binky]

Let me tell you what would really happen if you where there young lady, You would be shitting your pants. You might get a shoot of but the chances of hitting him would be slim becuase you have no experience dealing with violent people.

You can talk and giggle all day long but dont fool your self and think you would be some hero. Its takes more then a big mouth to face down someone attacking you.


Now there's a big ouchie! :ohno:

[Smurf-Herder]

And growing... :D

.

Hey radioguy, here's something more to grow by ;)

http://www.dcjunkies.com/showthread.php?p=95652#post95652

[Black Widow]

Now there's a big ouchie! :ohno:
lol he doesnt intimidate me Binky. :)

[Black Widow]

Hey radioguy, here's something more to grow by ;)

http://www.dcjunkies.com/showthread.php?p=95652#post95652
:lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2:

[mwillman]

I have no interest in intimidating you, I just hope that in real life you don't try to play rambo.

[Binky]

lol he doesnt intimidate me Binky. :)


:lmao2: I should hope not, you have a big gun. :lmao2:

[Black Widow]

why would i? I dont live by a jungle ;) hahahahhahaahah

dude im not likely going to be put in a situation where i have to kill someone. but if i did, i would.

[Black Widow]

:lmao2: I should hope not, you have a big gun. :lmao2:
HAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Smurf-Herder]

:lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2:

Just felt like sharing some of your sweetness, here on the far side; for those who haven't broken away to relax a bit where it's more peaceful.

:kiss:

[Black Widow]

Just felt like sharing some of your sweetness, here on the far side; for those who haven't broken away to relax a bit where it's more peaceful.

:kiss:
some people just like to argue i suppose :)

we need a smiley of someone getting a wedgie LOL

[Black Widow]

found one :D

http://www.vpsingles.com/pics/wedgie.gif

[radioguy]

Hey radioguy, here's something more to grow by ;)

http://www.dcjunkies.com/showthread.php?p=95652#post95652

Yes, she's a hottie... But she didn't have to be. I love any woman with down to earth beliefs like hers... The fact that she also looks good in a two piece, is just a bonus.

Soooooo... If a certain blond would like a vacation in Mexico, I'll provide her with a suite at a hotel right on the beach... She just has to hit the town with me one night and drink a few cervezas.

:flowers:

[Hog Trash]

Yes, she's a hottie... But she didn't have to be. I love any woman with down to earth beliefs like hers... The fact that she also looks good in a two piece, is just a bonus.

Soooooo... If a certain blond would like a vacation in Mexico, I'll provide her with a suite at a hotel right on the beach... She just has to hit the town with me one night and drink a few cervezas.

:flowers:Does it hafta be a woman RG?....I need a vacation bad!

I'll even go out and get drunk with ya!....I like beer alot!

Take me! Take me! :yay:

[Black Widow]

:lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2:

:kiss:

funny guys

always a good sign