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04-20-2007, 02:00 PM
While walking down the street, a Politician is hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven, and he is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems
there is a problem. We seldom see such a high official around these
parts, you see, and so we're not sure what to do with you." "No
problem," says the Politician , "just let me in,"

"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from 'on high.' What we do is have
you spend a day in hell, and a day in heaven. Then you can choose where
to spend eternity."

"Okay, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Politician.
"I'm sorry but we have our rules."

And, with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down,
down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a
green golf course. In the distance is a club, and standing in front of
it are all his friends and other politicians who'd worked with him.

Everyone is happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his
hand, and reminisce about the good times they'd had, while getting rich
at expense of the people. They play a great game of golf and then dine
on lobster, caviar and champagne. Also present is the devil, who's
really a very friendly guy, who has a good time dancing and telling
jokes. They're all having such a good time that, before he realizes, it
is time for him to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator
closes. The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven,
where St.Peter is waiting for him.

Now it's time for you to visit heaven." So, 24 hours pass, with the
senator joining a group of contented souls, moving from cloud to cloud,
playing the harp, and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by,
and St. Peter returns. "Well, you've spent a day in hell and a day in
heaven. Now choose for eternity." The Politician reflects for a minute,
then answers: "Well, I never would have said it before, I mean heaven
has been delightful, but I think I'd be
better off in hell."

So, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down
to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open, and he finds he's in the
middle of a barren land covered with waste and debris. He sees all of
his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash, and putting it in
bags. The Devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.

"I don't understand," stammers the Politician . "Yesterday there was a
golf course and a club, we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne,
danced, and had a great time. Now there's nothing but a wasteland full
of garbage, and my friends look miserable. What happened??"

*The Devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were
campaigning; today you voted....*

04-20-2007, 05:39 PM
that's pretty funny.

Mr. Blue
04-20-2007, 08:30 PM
LOL, now that's classic.

Betty Blowtorch
04-21-2007, 12:31 AM
Thanks. Made me laugh. http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8356/pinkanimationig9.gif

I only wish there really was a Hell
so Bush and Cheney would finally
get what they deserve:

An eternity of getting fucked in the ass
by every single person they've fucked over
and lied to.

Women who lack a penis could use a dildo.
A dildo 10 feet long. With no lubrication.