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imgonnaeaturlunch
04-16-2007, 02:55 PM
We already have Forrest Gump Jr. as president & now John Edwards wants to be president & I say no!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's bad enough having Forrest Gump Jr., Forrest Gump the 2nd would be asking for too much. Edwards says he's the only democrat who could win the south because he talks like Forrest Gump, (who's the biggest thing to come along in the south since Gomer Pyle, southern women are naming their babies "Forrest Gump", male & female). Who cares about the south anyway, there aren't any democrats left there & even conservatives in the east & west don't want to have anything to do with the hillbilly republicans. Besides, the democrats in the south are more sophisticated than Edwards apparently wants to give them credit for.

kres24GT
04-16-2007, 03:42 PM
We already have Forrest Gump Jr. as president & now John Edwards wants to be president & I say no!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's bad enough having Forrest Gump Jr., Forrest Gump the 2nd would be asking for too much. Edwards says he's the only democrat who could win the south because he talks like Forrest Gump, (who's the biggest thing to come along in the south since Gomer Pyle, southern women are naming their babies "Forrest Gump", male & female). Who cares about the south anyway, there aren't any democrats left there & even conservatives in the east & west don't want to have anything to do with the hillbilly republicans. Besides, the democrats in the south are more sophisticated than Edwards apparently wants to give them credit for.


Edwards = Democrat = Republican = Bush

imgonnaeaturlunch
04-16-2007, 05:07 PM
[QUOTE=kres24GT]Edwards = Democrat = Republican = Bush[/QUO I have no use for someone who loses to Bush in an election, be it Edwards or McCain.

Mr. Blue
04-16-2007, 05:39 PM
People wonder why I want New York to secede from the union and become it's own country.