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Life_Long_Dem!
04-04-2009, 03:27 PM
Written by my good friend Mike.


“Where’s My Bailout?”

I’ll make this short and simple. I work my fucking ass off at a shit job making shit wages, just like most people. But now I’m getting my hours hacked because some jackass on Wall Street wanted to play Russian Roulette with our fucking economy. I’m skating by by the skin of my balls. And it’s not like I have a lot of shit either. I have rent, utilities, and a cell phone bill. Not a whole lot by today’s standards.

And I know you know what I’m talking about. You’ve had to cut back. Some of you have been laid off. Or you have student loans to pay off for a degree you can’t even use because there are no fucking jobs. Or you’re stuck flipping burgers part-time at McDildos. We have a thousand different stories, but they all come down to the same question. Why the fuck are we giving trillions of dollars, fucking TRILLIONS, to the people that have just fucked us in the ass? Where the fuck is our bailout? Don’t we at least deserve a reach around here? Something? Anything?

Instead, I’m getting that sickening feeling that all we’re gonna get from this economic collapse is a hot sticky wad in our shithole lives.
“Where’s My Bailout?”

I’ll make this short and simple. I work my fucking ass off at a shit job making shit wages, just like most people. But now I’m getting my hours hacked because some jackass on Wall Street wanted to play Russian Roulette with our fucking economy. I’m skating by by the skin of my balls. And it’s not like I have a lot of shit either. I have rent, utilities, and a cell phone bill. Not a whole lot by today’s standards.

And I know you know what I’m talking about. You’ve had to cut back. Some of you have been laid off. Or you have student loans to pay off for a degree you can’t even use because there are no fucking jobs. Or you’re stuck flipping burgers part-time at McDildos. We have a thousand different stories, but they all come down to the same question. Why the fuck are we giving trillions of dollars, fucking TRILLIONS, to the people that have just fucked us in the ass? Where the fuck is our bailout? Don’t we at least deserve a reach around here? Something? Anything?

Instead, I’m getting that sickening feeling that all we’re gonna get from this economic collapse is a hot sticky wad in our shithole lives.

SeniorChief
04-04-2009, 04:11 PM
Doesn't sound like much of a self starter.

Binky
04-04-2009, 04:31 PM
Written by my good friend Mike.


“Where’s My Bailout?”

I’ll make this short and simple. I work my fucking ass off at a shit job making shit wages, just like most people. But now I’m getting my hours hacked because some jackass on Wall Street wanted to play Russian Roulette with our fucking economy. I’m skating by by the skin of my balls. And it’s not like I have a lot of shit either. I have rent, utilities, and a cell phone bill. Not a whole lot by today’s standards.

And I know you know what I’m talking about. You’ve had to cut back. Some of you have been laid off. Or you have student loans to pay off for a degree you can’t even use because there are no fucking jobs. Or you’re stuck flipping burgers part-time at McDildos. We have a thousand different stories, but they all come down to the same question. Why the fuck are we giving trillions of dollars, fucking TRILLIONS, to the people that have just fucked us in the ass? Where the fuck is our bailout? Don’t we at least deserve a reach around here? Something? Anything?

Instead, I’m getting that sickening feeling that all we’re gonna get from this economic collapse is a hot sticky wad in our shithole lives.
“Where’s My Bailout?”

I’ll make this short and simple. I work my fucking ass off at a shit job making shit wages, just like most people. But now I’m getting my hours hacked because some jackass on Wall Street wanted to play Russian Roulette with our fucking economy. I’m skating by by the skin of my balls. And it’s not like I have a lot of shit either. I have rent, utilities, and a cell phone bill. Not a whole lot by today’s standards.

And I know you know what I’m talking about. You’ve had to cut back. Some of you have been laid off. Or you have student loans to pay off for a degree you can’t even use because there are no fucking jobs. Or you’re stuck flipping burgers part-time at McDildos. We have a thousand different stories, but they all come down to the same question. Why the fuck are we giving trillions of dollars, fucking TRILLIONS, to the people that have just fucked us in the ass? Where the fuck is our bailout? Don’t we at least deserve a reach around here? Something? Anything?

Instead, I’m getting that sickening feeling that all we’re gonna get from this economic collapse is a hot sticky wad in our shithole lives.



What the hell is wrong with burger flipping, may I ask? Or cashiering or any other menial job, for that matter? Work is work. A job is a job. It isn't who that person is. It's a means to make some sort of paycheck. In a day and age when people like lawyers, doctors, teachers, nurses etc. are losing their jobs and looking for another, where are they applying at when they can no longer find work in their field? You guessed it. Their local burger flipping joint. Yep, many are now meandering in and sheepishly asking to fill out an application. But, alas, they are overqualified and not getting hired. Reason being, management feels they would not like it and be unsatisfied and up and quit.

So....when once they looked at burger flippers and their jobs with their noses high in the air, they are now wishing they were receiving a "bailout." Guess the menial, minimum wage job isn't looking so bad now, considering the burgers flippers are still working and customers are still coming thru the door and drive thrus.

The_Limit
04-04-2009, 04:38 PM
Written by my good friend Mike.


“Where’s My Bailout?”

I’ll make this short and simple. I work my fucking ass off at a shit job making shit wages, just like most people. But now I’m getting my hours hacked because some jackass on Wall Street wanted to play Russian Roulette with our fucking economy. I’m skating by by the skin of my balls. And it’s not like I have a lot of shit either. I have rent, utilities, and a cell phone bill. Not a whole lot by today’s standards.

And I know you know what I’m talking about. You’ve had to cut back. Some of you have been laid off. Or you have student loans to pay off for a degree you can’t even use because there are no fucking jobs. Or you’re stuck flipping burgers part-time at McDildos. We have a thousand different stories, but they all come down to the same question. Why the fuck are we giving trillions of dollars, fucking TRILLIONS, to the people that have just fucked us in the ass? Where the fuck is our bailout? Don’t we at least deserve a reach around here? Something? Anything?

Instead, I’m getting that sickening feeling that all we’re gonna get from this economic collapse is a hot sticky wad in our shithole lives.
“Where’s My Bailout?”

I’ll make this short and simple. I work my fucking ass off at a shit job making shit wages, just like most people. But now I’m getting my hours hacked because some jackass on Wall Street wanted to play Russian Roulette with our fucking economy. I’m skating by by the skin of my balls. And it’s not like I have a lot of shit either. I have rent, utilities, and a cell phone bill. Not a whole lot by today’s standards.

And I know you know what I’m talking about. You’ve had to cut back. Some of you have been laid off. Or you have student loans to pay off for a degree you can’t even use because there are no fucking jobs. Or you’re stuck flipping burgers part-time at McDildos. We have a thousand different stories, but they all come down to the same question. Why the fuck are we giving trillions of dollars, fucking TRILLIONS, to the people that have just fucked us in the ass? Where the fuck is our bailout? Don’t we at least deserve a reach around here? Something? Anything?

Instead, I’m getting that sickening feeling that all we’re gonna get from this economic collapse is a hot sticky wad in our shithole lives.

Where is the link to this?

How can us readers differentiate whether this is true or not?

It could be a DNC, RNC, or some other political organization's mass email.

Even if it was, its not that it would have any less impact on the intended affect of the content; its just that I feel it is important to know, and to remind you that writing this was "written by my good friend Mike," is simply not acceptable.

Smurf-Herder
04-04-2009, 04:39 PM
Written by my good friend Mike.


“Where’s My Bailout?”

I’ll make this short and simple. I work my fucking ass off at a shit job making shit wages, just like most people. But now I’m getting my hours hacked because some jackass on Wall Street wanted to play Russian Roulette with our fucking economy. I’m skating by by the skin of my balls. And it’s not like I have a lot of shit either. I have rent, utilities, and a cell phone bill. Not a whole lot by today’s standards.

And I know you know what I’m talking about. You’ve had to cut back. Some of you have been laid off. Or you have student loans to pay off for a degree you can’t even use because there are no fucking jobs. Or you’re stuck flipping burgers part-time at McDildos. We have a thousand different stories, but they all come down to the same question. Why the fuck are we giving trillions of dollars, fucking TRILLIONS, to the people that have just fucked us in the ass? Where the fuck is our bailout? Don’t we at least deserve a reach around here? Something? Anything?

Instead, I’m getting that sickening feeling that all we’re gonna get from this economic collapse is a hot sticky wad in our shithole lives.
“Where’s My Bailout?”

I’ll make this short and simple. I work my fucking ass off at a shit job making shit wages, just like most people. But now I’m getting my hours hacked because some jackass on Wall Street wanted to play Russian Roulette with our fucking economy. I’m skating by by the skin of my balls. And it’s not like I have a lot of shit either. I have rent, utilities, and a cell phone bill. Not a whole lot by today’s standards.

And I know you know what I’m talking about. You’ve had to cut back. Some of you have been laid off. Or you have student loans to pay off for a degree you can’t even use because there are no fucking jobs. Or you’re stuck flipping burgers part-time at McDildos. We have a thousand different stories, but they all come down to the same question. Why the fuck are we giving trillions of dollars, fucking TRILLIONS, to the people that have just fucked us in the ass? Where the fuck is our bailout? Don’t we at least deserve a reach around here? Something? Anything?

Instead, I’m getting that sickening feeling that all we’re gonna get from this economic collapse is a hot sticky wad in our shithole lives.

Obama has given the middle class our bailout - $13 extra in our paychecks for a family and $7 a week for an individual (if the Dems don't cut if from the budget). Although, if Cap and Trade goes through, it will more than be eaten up by higher electric bills, gas prices and consumer product price increases.

And extended unemployment when laid off from Burger-shit ... as long as you pass a drug test, depending on what state you live in.

Welcome to our Brave New World.

Life_Long_Dem!
04-05-2009, 03:16 PM
Where is the link to this?

How can us readers differentiate whether this is true or not?

It could be a DNC, RNC, or some other political organization's mass email.

Even if it was, its not that it would have any less impact on the intended affect of the content; its just that I feel it is important to know, and to remind you that writing this was "written by my good friend Mike," is simply not acceptable.
it was a personal opinion blog he wrote on his myspace page that I felt was worth sharing,SORRY if I didnt title it in a better way dude, my bad!

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=5717609&blogID=480975689