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asroc
09-30-2008, 08:11 AM
You know you love him. Well, I've gone and compiled some of his best rejoinders and ripostes!

Note the ever-present obsession with homosexual acts! Revel in the complex geopolitical analysis! Spelling left as-is!



Lemme guess. You spent a couple of years under the desk of Barney Frank on your knees.

idiot.

Dick.

What do you know about being a man?

You idiot, are the dumb fuck.

My God, you're an idiot.

that faggot Barney Frank

You come across as mildly retarded. Perhaps during your tour in Vietnam you inhaled too much Napalm. Check yourself into the local VA for analysis.

asshole.

Thanks for your service, asswipe!

Show me ONCE where I have made sexist comments regarding Sarah "The Hottie" Palin.

You're a cocksucker.

Now I have called you something, asshole.

nutsack.

Faggot.

Why don't you just stay home Nov. 4 and play with yourself.

Why don't you insert a windmill into your ass for starters.

Idiot, aisle 3

Speaking of party allegiance, kindly remove your mouth from Obama's dick for a moment. Biden needs some clean up for now -- you can get back to the Muslim sausage later

You braindead sheep Libreral fucktard.

I am sure most Liberal men would like to know how the man-on-man/same sex marriage thing is going to pan out.

Grow a Goddamned brain asshole.

They'll get back to you once they remove their tongues out of Joe Biden's ass.

These Liberals are a patethic looking bunch of people. They look pissed, in need of a shower. Driving Prius' with anti-bush/war bumper stickers. Jesus - the Liberal women are fucking ugly too!

Why don't you log the fuck off and ENLIST.

1-800-USA-ARMY.

Yes, they take faggots, so tell the truth on your application. No need to hide your true sexuality.

You sissy fucking Liberal men - shaking in your high-heels

brain-dead Liberal idiot

dipshit.

Does you employer know you masterbate in your office with the door closed?

Are you a fucking idiot in real life?

asswipe.

So people who have worked their ass off all their lives should share with welfare-state lazy asses like you?

How many deployments have you assholes made?

You appear to be a fudgepacker.

I wonder how many of those faggots served their country in the military.

What a bunch of fucking pussies

Independent Harry
09-30-2008, 08:47 AM
lol, wow, that's from this morning only too huh? Why is it, the vast majority of pepole who label themselves conservatives, actually have nothing but the above to contribute...

Scumbag
09-30-2008, 08:48 AM
You know you love him. Well, I've gone and compiled some of his best rejoinders and ripostes!

Note the ever-present obsession with homosexual acts! Revel in the complex geopolitical analysis! Spelling left as-is!

Lost for something to do?

Take 30!

Go for a walk!

Ride a bike!

Fly a kite!

Write a letter to a friend, put it in an envelope, put a stamp on it and take to a pillar-box!

Visit a relative!

Call a friend!

Get a life!

Go on! Give it a try :) Turn off your computer and go and enjoy some sunshine!

:hi:

Scumbag
09-30-2008, 08:52 AM
lol, wow, that's from this morning only too huh? Why is it, the vast majority of pepole who label themselves conservatives, actually have nothing but the above to contribute...
Sadly, it's too late for you to get a life, Harry.

But you should still try to get out a bit more.

You'd be amazed at how quickly your acne would improve if you let your face see the light of day!


:p

SeniorChief
09-30-2008, 08:57 AM
lol, wow, that's from this morning only too huh?

Bong Bong !!!!!

Bong Bong !!!!!

Idiot....

Arriving...

Bong !!!!!

Scumbag
09-30-2008, 09:14 AM
You know you love him. Well, I've gone and compiled some of his best rejoinders and ripostes!

Note the ever-present obsession with homosexual acts! Revel in the complex geopolitical analysis! Spelling left as-is!
What's the point of this thread, anyway asroc?

You wouldn't be starting to fancy the handsome Navy-boy, now would you?

:kiss:

I think you're quietly shitting yourself because you could soon be wearing his sig on your posts and that would be sooooo embarrassing.

I hope you're not going to go ballistic on us and get yourself banned for stalking before we get to have our fun.....Hmmmm?


Don't do it, man! :talktothehand:

asroc
09-30-2008, 09:22 AM
Believe me, I even challenged him to another bet and he wouldn't take it.

I'm a Navy man myself, btw.

asroc
09-30-2008, 09:26 AM
Senior walked out of the Navy with quite an obsession with homosexuality.

I guess that's what it was like with no women around for miles.

SeniorChief
09-30-2008, 09:31 AM
What's the point of this thread, anyway asroc?



The point of this thread is to show how worried he is about the sig line he'll soon be wearing.

All good.

Let him have fun....

For the time being.

Scumbag
09-30-2008, 09:40 AM
Believe me, I even challenged him to another bet and he wouldn't take it.
(Maybe he really isn't sillier than you, after all!)

Well, it wasn't entirely another bet, was it? It was linked to the original bet which IMHO means you wanted to change the bet, not make a new one!

I'm a Navy man myself, btw.
Says it all, I suppose!


;)

Still, life would be a lot easier for you if either the Chief or you were not here when it came to collect on the bet, would'nt it?

I wonder just how much more nervous you will get as the deadline for the bet draws nearer and how far might you go to see that you don't have to wear the Chief's sig for a year?

Will you continue to make threads like this?

How much more will you subject us to as the time nears?

For the answers to these and other compelling questions, stay tuned as we march on relentlessly towards Nov 4, 2008.

asroc
09-30-2008, 09:43 AM
No, the old bet would stand. I'm still betting Palin will be removed from the ticket before election day.

This new one is Dem vs Rep for the election itself.

I could lose the first bet, the second, or both.

SeniorChief
09-30-2008, 09:44 AM
For the answers to these and other compelling questions, stay tuned as we march on relentlessly towards Nov 4, 2008.

Yep. And seeing how Sarah Palin is going to stay on the ticket - Asroc will have a nice new motto under his avatar the morning of November 5.

I look forward to pinning it on him personally.

asroc
09-30-2008, 09:49 AM
The signature line isn't under the avatar, Senior. It's under the post.

SeniorChief
09-30-2008, 09:54 AM
The signature line isn't under the avatar, Senior. It's under the post.

My sig line - your quote - is under my photo. Hold a ruler up to your monitor and measure...

That'll give you something to do.

My sig is right where yours is going to be the morning after election.

Bring a box of tissue. I'll try to keep it a simple ceremony.

asroc
09-30-2008, 09:58 AM
http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/8569/seniornl1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/seniornl1.jpg/1/w744.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img149/seniornl1.jpg/1/)


.................

SeniorChief
09-30-2008, 10:00 AM
Asroc - it's pretty evident that you're totally out of your mind.

Talk to you the morning after election day bud.

You're going on ignore until then.

Bye.

BlackAsCoal
09-30-2008, 10:24 AM
Sadly, it's too late for you to get a life, Harry.

But you should still try to get out a bit more.

You'd be amazed at how quickly your acne would improve if you let your face see the light of day!


:p

Another lame-ass schoolgirl insult that validates exactly what Harry said.

You didn't even have the wisdom to recognize that you made his point.

Amazing

Scumbag
09-30-2008, 07:50 PM
Another lame-ass schoolgirl insult that validates exactly what Harry said.

You didn't even have the wisdom to recognize that you made his point.

Amazing
Pay atten........I say pay attention, boy!

(This one's about as sharp as a bowling ball!)

I would have made Harry's point if asroc were a conservative, which he ain't.

(Nice kid, but a little light on the brain matter!)

hdmarketing
09-30-2008, 10:17 PM
Pay atten........I say pay attention, boy!

(This one's about as sharp as a bowling ball!)

I would have made Harry's point if asroc were a conservative, which he ain't.

(Nice kid, but a little light on the brain matter!)

I still say you should be in stand up...

Too Funny!

BTW, I love the FogHorn LegHorn reference.
:lmao2:

hdmarketing
09-30-2008, 10:18 PM
Another lame-ass schoolgirl insult that validates exactly what Harry said.

You didn't even have the wisdom to recognize that you made his point.

Amazing

Give it up, Scumbag will run circles around you.
:taunt:

Scumbag
10-01-2008, 10:55 AM
I still say you should be in stand up...

Too Funny!

BTW, I love the FogHorn LegHorn reference.
:lmao2:
Aw, thanks HD, but I do prefer sit down, as you can see!

;)

Hog Trash
10-01-2008, 02:30 PM
What's the point of this thread, anyway asroc?

You wouldn't be starting to fancy the handsome Navy-boy, now would you?

:kiss:

I think you're quietly shitting yourself because you could soon be wearing his sig on your posts and that would be sooooo embarrassing.

I hope you're not going to go ballistic on us and get yourself banned for stalking before we get to have our fun.....Hmmmm?


Don't do it, man! :talktothehand:I personaly think asroc has no intention of making good on the bet......Welch!......We'll see?

Pay atten........I say pay attention, boy!

(This one's about as sharp as a bowling ball!)

I would have made Harry's point if asroc were a conservative, which he ain't.

(Nice kid, but a little light on the brain matter!)......................:lmao2:

asroc
10-01-2008, 03:04 PM
Why assume I'll lose?

The only other bet I made on this board, I won and the other person welched. I had to dog them all over the board to get them to own up.

Hog Trash
10-01-2008, 03:24 PM
Why assume I'll lose?

The only other bet I made on this board, I won and the other person welched. I had to dog them all over the board to get them to own up.Early voting is beginning in some states......Absentee ballots in the mail.

If they change a VP candidate, what do you think will be the response from the people who will have already voted???

asroc
10-01-2008, 03:43 PM
I would imagine a flurry of lawsuits, state-by-state, the overall result probably being a consensus that the votes stand for the vp-elect of the ticket, whoever it ends up being.

That's a good point though, if you're voting for the Rep ticket, I'd worry about your early or absentee vote.