View Full Version : A Hilarious Parody of McCain's Web Site!
Bill Jacobs
09-13-2008, 05:42 PM
There's a link to a very clever parody of John McCain's web site being circulated around in emails and on blogs. Besides being INCREDIBLY funny, I found this site also provides an amazing amount of TRUTH - all wrapped in tremendously humorous satire and parody (you HAVE to check out the McCain STORE! ... and be sure to click on each of the items!).
Take a quick click and check it out yourself. I guarantee some big laughs! Then share the link with all the UNDECIDED voters and YOUTH voters you know! THOSE are who we really need to reach right now...
LINK TO "McCAIN" SITE! (http://www.electmccain2008.us)
Enjoy!
http://www.electmccain2008.us/
SeniorChief
09-13-2008, 06:13 PM
Why do Libs fear Sarah Palin?
What a bunch of fucking pussies.
Why do reds suck up to palin?
What a bunch of fuckin pussies.
Flipfloppin cowards who can't stand for their own principles, running to the christians, "Help us, christians, we can't win unless your hate helps us, so we'll pick an inexperienced woman to throw you a bone for this election, because we're SO SCARED of a black man! Momma Palin, SAVE US!"
Fuckin flipfloppin skirt-hidin pussies.
And blow me, "chief".
Apologies to those with tender sensibilities - I, personally, have none.
SeniorChief
09-13-2008, 07:13 PM
because we're SO SCARED of a black man! Momma Palin, SAVE US!"
I thought he was Hawaiian, or Muslim... or "off" white....
I thought he was Hawaiian, or Muslim... or "off" white....
He looks black to me.
The point is chief - this new poster's a civilian at this stage.
So treat him a bit like a civilian until he's paid his dues and learned the ropes.
You wanna call me a fuckin pussy, bring it the fuck on. But don't chase off my fuckin civilians before they get a chance to realize what a fuckin pit this place is.
By getting up in your face, I'm showing the new poster what kind of place this is. It's best that people learn that quickly, in these last weeks of war to the knife.
SeedyROM
09-13-2008, 08:15 PM
Swiftboating McCain and Palin. Do you believe in reading such trash will actually educate undecided voters?? Seriously, poisened news and the tainted truth is no way to win an election. Honor and integrity and the future of our nation is at stake and you ask people to spread the crap news with false information.
Did you create the website or know who did? This is SPAM, nothing more!!
We prefer relevant facts over fiction!!!:talktothehand:
SeedyROM
09-13-2008, 08:44 PM
SeniorChief, nuke the newbie if you want to, free speech is grand!!
The guy logged in with his gloves off, so he's ready!!! No rules against nuking newbies nor are there rules against defaming someones mother or suggesting incest. But there is moderator bias in favor of other mods when family is attacked! Boo hoo alls fair!!!:lmao2: :lmao2:
Bill Jacobs
09-13-2008, 09:57 PM
Look, I've been there. Laughed there. And I even LEARNED at this parody web site mocking John McCain's site.
Just because you don't agree with it, please don't lie and accuse it of being SPAM.
And when you say that "poisened news and the tainted truth is no way to win an election." ...
... Well, I think you just described John McCain's entire marketing campaign! There is no way with an honest face you can tell us that McCain is taking the high road in this election. ALL of his TV ads are just mistruths about Obama and none of his TV ads tell us what McCain plans to do! Talk about misdirection! But then, he learned it from the masters!
SeniorChief
09-13-2008, 10:07 PM
Just because you don't agree with it, please don't lie and accuse it of being SPAM.
No one ever accused you of spamming, asshole -
so get over that.
Secondly, I looked at you homepage.
You appear to be a fudgepacker.
Just my opinion, please don't take it personally.
And welcome aboard, by the way!
SeniorChief
09-13-2008, 10:08 PM
He looks black to me.
Your kind of guy, huh?
Bill Jacobs
09-13-2008, 10:34 PM
Well, Seņor Chief...
I know you're an OLD hat at all of this, but you might find it best to take a moment to read all the replies before responding. Otherwise, you might lose credibility (imagine that).
Hey, I'll even help you out:
Count down not one, not two, but FIVE (the same number of fingers you - probably - have on one hand) replies from my original, and you'll see a reply in reference to my post that clearly says:
"Did you create the website or know who did? This is SPAM, nothing more!!"
So, yes, somebody DID accuse me of spamming, and yes, I thought I'd set things right.
And I know I'm new to all of this (and thanks for your welcome, by the way), but I couldn't help but noticing you sure do fixate a lot on "assh**es" and "fudgepackers."
I think there may be something you want to share with the group, no? It's okay ... no one's gonna judge you.
Just my opinion, but please don't take it personally.
SeedyROM
09-14-2008, 04:09 AM
Look, I've been there. Laughed there. And I even LEARNED at this parody web site mocking John McCain's site.
Just because you don't agree with it, please don't lie and accuse it of being SPAM.
And when you say that "poisened news and the tainted truth is no way to win an election." ...
... Well, I think you just described John McCain's entire marketing campaign! There is no way with an honest face you can tell us that McCain is taking the high road in this election. ALL of his TV ads are just mistruths about Obama and none of his TV ads tell us what McCain plans to do! Talk about misdirection! But then, he learned it from the masters!
Don't call me a liar dipshit, for all we know you could be a spammer. People post crap sites as a first post and defame Obama with such crap. You think this crap will sway the undecided and you also think some of the material on this site is not true. You are so confused.
Poisened news is in fact no way to win an election, Obama is lying his ass off too. Don't think for a minute either candidate is going to be 100% honest. Obama has been caught with many lies. Have you read McCains's RNC speech. I don't remeber Obama saying he'd clean up the crookedness in his party, but McCain did.
Get your news from neutral sources instead of the whitewashed bullshit you post here. Obama is far more vague about his plans, the man is too inexpereinced to handle the truth unscripted!
Your kind of guy, huh?
It's pretty much all the same to me.
Apparently if just freaks you the fuck out.
I've met asswipe blacks and asswipe whites, and asswipes of pretty much all of the available colors.
He's a politician tho, and that makes him an untrustworthy cocksucker.
But, unlike mccain, at least he's not a flipflopping skirt hiding forgot how many houses he owns called his wife a cunt in front of reporters george bush sacklicking cocksucker.
But I get it, you're SO SCARED. woooo-oooooh, the black man.
I figure mostly pussies are scared of the black man.
And I know I'm new to all of this (and thanks for your welcome, by the way), but I couldn't help but noticing you sure do fixate a lot on "assh**es" and "fudgepackers.".
I always figured the same thing.
The guys who are the most loudmouthed about hating it are the guys fighting those urges.
Like whosamallcallit? The foottapper guy? Bigtime loudmouth, wasn't he?
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