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oneway
07-24-2008, 09:13 AM
Imagine being so talented at reading a teleprompter you are paid millions of dollars each year to do so for a half hour at 6:30pm each day. Anything that appears impromtu, is actually fed to you through an earpiece by your director. You are just an actor that can read on live tv.

The big three, lonely that they have no equals in teleprompter delivery now are served someone with exactly the amount of talent they have, with the opportunity to be president! All three are so excited their legs go numb and they wet themselves in Barry's presence. Imagine being depressed knowing you were not too bright, and are being paid millions for basically nothing. Finally someone just like you with the same single talent may be president!!

One crafty network anchor was concerned that Barry had more talent than she, and out of jealousy forced baryy to make an unscripted answer. Poor barry fumbled, stumbled and gave the most vauge and incoherent answer he could. Katie was relieved to find out he was even dumber than she.

barry Obama is an empty headed loser. When he loses in November, he does have a great career ahead if he so desires...as a network anchorman.

Binky
07-24-2008, 04:53 PM
Imagine being so talented at reading a teleprompter you are paid millions of dollars each year to do so for a half hour at 6:30pm each day. Anything that appears impromtu, is actually fed to you through an earpiece by your director. You are just an actor that can read on live tv.

The big three, lonely that they have no equals in teleprompter delivery now are served someone with exactly the amount of talent they have, with the opportunity to be president! All three are so excited their legs go numb and they wet themselves in Barry's presence. Imagine being depressed knowing you were not too bright, and are being paid millions for basically nothing. Finally someone just like you with the same single talent may be president!!

One crafty network anchor was concerned that Barry had more talent than she, and out of jealousy forced baryy to make an unscripted answer. Poor barry fumbled, stumbled and gave the most vauge and incoherent answer he could. Katie was relieved to find out he was even dumber than she.

barry Obama is an empty headed loser. When he loses in November, he does have a great career ahead if he so desires...as a network anchorman.


I'm sure there are many of us that would love to see both of them lose. I'm sick to death of both candidates. They are the sorriest ones we've ever had that this mind can recall.

Moby
07-24-2008, 04:59 PM
How come every time I watch Beck, Hannity and most of the Fox News hounds that they can't go for 3 minutes without mentioning Obama?

Didn't Katie get slammed for replacing answers for McCain recently?

oneway
07-24-2008, 06:10 PM
CBS is bleeding liberal. They did mess up the editing on a mccain piece. He is just a few degrees right of Obama on the liberal meter. The reson Hannity, & beck have to talk about the Obama threat is to offset the 24-7 coverage all the major networks give Barry. In addition Fox makes it clear that the Hannity & Beck programs are opinion and enetertainment , not network news.
The Network news claims no bias , just repoting things in a neutral manner....hahahahahahahahaha