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INeedMyPolyfix
05-12-2008, 02:24 PM
That would be a little messy, don't you think? Shooting shit...mmm....and smelly. Yuck.

Yes, I am a liberal literalist. I love it, I find it hysterical! Not so much everyone around me, but eh...they'll learn to have a sense of humor.

Thats all for now!

LadyMod at scam.com
05-12-2008, 02:26 PM
LOL. I am one too. And I've resisted asking that question all this time. (I have great self-discipline.) But I've always wondered how long it was going to take for someone else to ask it.

You made my day!!!


Welcome aboard.

Niwrad
05-12-2008, 08:27 PM
Reminds me of a Joke,

A native americian walks into a bar with a pair of 6 shooters on his hips. A cat on one shoulder and and bucket of cow dung in each hand.
He sets the buckets on the floor and begins to blast away at them with his 6 shoots, then he begins to chase the cat all around the room.
The bar tender says to him "f noble native american brother: what are you doing. The Native american replies.
Me be like white man, Shoot the shit and chase the pussy.

" the owl "

LadyMod at scam.com
05-12-2008, 09:30 PM
Reminds me of a Joke,

A native americian walks into a bar with a pair of 6 shooters on his hips. A cat on one shoulder and and bucket of cow dung in each hand.
He sets the buckets on the floor and begins to blast away at them with his 6 shoots, then he begins to chase the cat all around the room.
The bar tender says to him "f noble native american brother: what are you doing. The Native american replies.
Me be like white man, Shoot the shit and chase the pussy.

" the owl "


LOL, I hadn't heard that one.

:D

disrupter
05-13-2008, 10:14 AM
A slingshot [broad, low velocity, projectile] gives the best visual-physical-audio impact to human senses.

A bullet will just create a very little, clean hole where it is mostly just the firing of the gun that creates a sensation.

Messier is more sensational when shooting shit.

I prefer to observe the process from a distance or behind a plexiglass shield.

Binky
06-15-2008, 06:00 PM
That would be a little messy, don't you think? Shooting shit...mmm....and smelly. Yuck.

Yes, I am a liberal literalist. I love it, I find it hysterical! Not so much everyone around me, but eh...they'll learn to have a sense of humor.

Thats all for now!



Lol, Lol...if you've ever had diarhhea and barely made it to the john, then you shouldn't have had to ask this question.....LOL! Sure am tickled I imagined that visual.......Yuck!

Binky
06-15-2008, 06:02 PM
Reminds me of a Joke,

A native americian walks into a bar with a pair of 6 shooters on his hips. A cat on one shoulder and and bucket of cow dung in each hand.
He sets the buckets on the floor and begins to blast away at them with his 6 shoots, then he begins to chase the cat all around the room.
The bar tender says to him "f noble native american brother: what are you doing. The Native american replies.
Me be like white man, Shoot the shit and chase the pussy.

" the owl "


Now that's a funny one. Love it!