exarmyranger
12-01-2006, 04:25 PM
WARNING THIS POST MAY NOT BE SUTIBLE FOR CHILDREN.ADULT CONTENT... Twas the night before Xmas and back at my place,my family drank eggnog's till all were shitfaced.First one then another passed out from the rum,except me and my bulldog,for we had drank none.I was getting in bed when I heard a loud clatter,and looked out the window to see what was the matter.I opened the curtain and threw up the sash,stepped on a beer and fell on my ass.Then what in my bloodshot eye's did appear but a beat up old sleigh and two mangy reindeer,and a little fat fucker holding his dick I knew in a second the bastard was Nick."On Prancer,on Dancer get up the wall quickly now dammit fore I cut off your ball's."he came down the chimny like a bat out of hell.put his nose in the air and asked what's that smell?I said"its probably the shit you scared out of my dog." He laughed and said no I beleive it's eggnog.I said"The rum has been drank so your out of luck,just leave the present's and get out you fat fuck.He just ,opened the fridge,took out a beer, pissed on the wall and yelled Happy New Year.He was gone in a flash and out my sight,but not before saying "FUCK YOU and GOODNIGHT...Happy Holiday's to Everyone.