Robot Insects for surveillance in Iraq

[Smurf-Herder]

Robobug goes to war: Troops to use electronic insects to spot enemy 'by end of the year'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/technology/technology.html?in_article_id=563786&in_page_id=1965

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[Moby]

Very sweet. It's always nice to see some our money being invested in saving American lives.

[Bill]

those iraqis don't have a chance now.

that'll teach 'em.

[disrupter]

These robot insects have expanded the rational intellect of the government infinitely.
[ 0.0 -> 0.000000000000000000000000001 is infinite expansion]
now maybe we can actually get in touch with reality through our completely blind, drunken stupor.

Insect robot: 'Damn, this Iraq place is a fucked up hopeless shit-pile'
2nd insect robot: 'hopeless fucked-up shitpile, with oil'
3rd insect: 'oil that can't be used because of the chaos the US unleashed'
4th insect: 'Aren't you glad Global Heating is just a myth?'
5th insect: 'with our short terminal life-spans we see virtually no change'
6th insect: 'because then we wouldn't want to be using that oil?'
7th, voting, insect: 'Luckily Hillary & McCain are going to artificially lower gas prices, so we can drive our SUVs more.'
8th insect: 'Wait a minute, we are insects, we don't drive SUVs.'
9th insect: 'I forgot, what the hell are we talking about?'
10th insect: 'don't worry about it, just keep your buzz on, the way the drunken US congress, pentagon & Whitehouse do.'
11th insect: 'Yeah, keeping that buzz on is what the entire Universe, from this side of the centimeter to the other is all about'

America, 'keeping the buzz on'
From a distance you can see the flicker of intelligent life on earth snuffed out by humanity through their own self imposed extinction.