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Moby
03-31-2008, 03:55 PM
I will go down on you and make you extremely happy.... then I will go up again and fuck you real hard.

Yours Truly,
Gas Prices


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This little note seems to be popping up on cell phones lately. I think it should be accompanied by a photo of Dick.

disrupter
03-31-2008, 03:58 PM
You should do it as a riddle:

i will go down on you & make you extremely happy, then i will go up again & fuck you real hard, i am not a person,

what am i?

gas prices

kres24GT
03-31-2008, 03:58 PM
I drive 70 miles a day. As someone who has a healthy gas bill, the higher prices go the happier I am. It's great to delude ourselves into beleiving the politcians will save us from foreign oil dependence, but for those who don't live in partisan delusion land and have to operate in reality, high gas prices is the only thing that will end our dependence on foreign oil.

Every president since Nixon has condemned our dependence on foreign oil and out inability to be energy self sufficient. Yet 4 decades later, same shit.

bigfootzx
03-31-2008, 04:02 PM
Could be a new porn movie

"Debbie does OPEC"

Independent Harry
03-31-2008, 04:29 PM
Could be a new porn movie

"Debbie does OPEC"

I don't think I woudl be into Middle Eastern porn, with them completely garbed and wearing a facemask the whole time and all...

AVG_JOE
03-31-2008, 05:13 PM
That's really no better than a self-administered hand-job...

Sure, there's some relief, but are you really satisfied?

Cute post - Thanks!

-J

Moby
03-31-2008, 05:35 PM
Could be a new porn movie

"Debbie does OPEC"
I'm not even going to comment ;)