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Moby
01-31-2008, 12:27 PM
Even if Chuck could beat Oprah in an arm wrestling match now there's double team. Hulk Hogan endorses Obama as well.

I think Obama can now safely say, "My endorsers can beat up your endorsers."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/01/30/obama-is-latest-to-receiv_n_84036.html

In a move that's sure to provide a boost to Obama's fortunes among time-travelling high school kids from the early 1980s, Hulk Hogan - professional wrestler and reality teevee divorcee - has backed the Illinois Senator on the the Jimmy Kimmel show. Hogan, in picking Obama, cited something about "cards" and how Obama doesn't judge people based upon "the way people dress," which makes sense, considering Hogan offered his support whilst clad in a shimmery piece of yellow Saran Wrap that looked like it was stolen off the set of Miami Vice.

Hogan's endorsement ensures that at least one Democrat will join Republicans Mike Huckabee and John McCain in having one prominent supporter whose career is based on pretend ultraviolence. Though, in Hogan's defense, we remind you that wrestling is totally fixed--just like elections in Pakistan!

Moby
01-31-2008, 03:26 PM
So now McCain has the Governator on his side.

My money is still on the tag team of Oprah and Hulk.

hdmarketing
02-02-2008, 10:41 AM
Even if Chuck could beat Oprah in an arm wrestling match now there's double team. Hulk Hogan endorses Obama as well.

I think Obama can now safely say, "My endorsers can beat up your endorsers."
Hogan couldn't beat his way out of a wet paper bag!

He is an old washed up has been, and his wife is dumping him too!

His entire life has been spent in the fake world of Wresteling Actors!

I have met some of those guys (Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Dallas Page and a few others).

Those guys are all big, but they are all actors.

pssst! Here is a little secret for you, Every one of those guys are a part of the Actors Guild.

It's all a show!

Just the force of the Jack Knife Power Bomb (Kevin Nash's) finishing move in real life would be enoug to kill a person if it wasn't done the right way.

So don't come off with this horsh shit about how tough Hogan is.

He's a washed up old man.

In good health, but his life is in the shit can!

There is a huge diffrence between a Martial Arts Athelete, and a bunch f overgrown men running around a padded ring in tights and hyped up on testerone ;o)

Moby
02-02-2008, 11:35 AM
A sense of humor is a terrible thing to waste.

What amazes me is that you think you have to explain to people that Hulk Hogan is an actor yet you believe Romney is not.

KrisW
02-02-2008, 01:23 PM
What amazes me is that you think you have to explain to people that Hulk Hogan is an actor yet you believe Romney is not.

:lmao2: :lmao2:

And both have the same ammount of talent for it!

hdmarketing
02-02-2008, 09:28 PM
A sense of humor is a terrible thing to waste.

What amazes me is that you think you have to explain to people that Hulk Hogan is an actor yet you believe Romney is not.

Ya know Moby, Hogan is a great actor, but I don't think he can hold up next McCain, Hillary, or Obama rimes with Osama!