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Abnormalia
10-31-2006, 11:58 PM
You all hear about this on the news??? It's huge- the Pope just came down with bird flu.


They say he was bitten by a cardinal.

Linkster
11-01-2006, 07:56 PM
good joke :)
Here ya go - had to put it in terms of Bush though (thanks to Jay Leno)

President Bush outlined the U.S. government's plan to attack a bird flu outbreak. Apparently his plan is to attack the bird flu over there in Iraq before it attacks us here. In fact, do you know what they're calling the plan to attack? Flock and awe

Of course I don't know if President Bush really understands this bird flu. A reporter asked him if he was inoculated, and he said 'Hey, I haven't had a drink in 20 years

Betty Blowtorch
11-04-2006, 03:00 PM
You all hear about this on the news???
It's huge - the Pope just came down with bird flu.

They say he was bitten by a cardinal.
The question is, WHERE did the cardinal bite the pope?

In the back of the neck during some rough anal sex?
Did it leave a hickey?

I've said it once and I'll say it again: the Catholic Church
needs to elect Hugh Hefner as pope so he can get rid of
all the gay shit in the priesthood.

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/7091/hefnerpoperesizemediumli7.png

It's the only way to save the Catholic Church.