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Vilifier of Zombies
05-16-2012, 11:11 PM
Two to One that Our resident Paulbot whacks himself before the GOP convention

Three to One that Our resident Paulbot commits seppuku during the GOP convention

Odds are even that Our resident Paulbot hangs himself from the rafters of his mother's unfinished basement after the GOP convention

Anton Chigurh
05-16-2012, 11:16 PM
No bets.... Paulbots have no shame, or they wouldn't be Paulbots to start with.

So, no way he hangs himself.

crowonapost
05-16-2012, 11:16 PM
And if he does it right, it's on youtube and sends it as his last spam.

Vilifier of Zombies
05-16-2012, 11:27 PM
No bets.... Paulbots have no shame, or they wouldn't be Paulbots to start with.

So, no way he hangs himself.


At near 10,000 posts with it mostly being Paulbot spam - the weight of the world crashing down on Bozo - naw - I ain't buying it. Bozo's gonna eat a bullet or drop a hair dryer in the luke warm tub he'd just slashed his wrists in...

There's always seppuku or the go to Full Metal Jacket Pyle's sucking on a rifle barrel hen pulling the trigger method (two to one odds by the way), get in on the action before it's too late!

Vilifier of Zombies
05-16-2012, 11:28 PM
And if he does it right, it's on youtube and sends it as his last spam.

I mentioned this the other day - and a fix so that it'll make it to YouTube - the trick is to get in on it before it goes viral.

Bozo knows what I'm talking about.

tutonic
05-16-2012, 11:30 PM
.googol01 chance in googol plex

dsolo802
05-16-2012, 11:31 PM
At near 10,000 posts with it mostly being Paulbot spam - the weight of the world crashing down on Bozo - naw - I ain't buying it. Bozo's gonna eat a bullet or drop a hair dryer in the luke warm tub he'd just slashed his wrists in...

There's always seppuku or the go to Full Metal Jacket Pyle's sucking on a rifle barrel hen pulling the trigger method (two to one odds by the way), get in on the action before it's too late!When one false reality crashes and burns, one can presume another will be assembled to take its place.

Suffer not from the well burst bubble for Objectivism promises there is no end to the rugged individualism of psychosis.

Anton Chigurh
05-16-2012, 11:35 PM
At near 10,000 posts with it mostly being Paulbot spam - the weight of the world crashing down on Bozo - naw - I ain't buying it. Bozo's gonna eat a bullet or drop a hair dryer in the luke warm tub he'd just slashed his wrists in...

There's always seppuku or the go to Full Metal Jacket Pyle's sucking on a rifle barrel hen pulling the trigger method (two to one odds by the way), get in on the action before it's too late!Come on..... No Paulbots ever committed suicide after 2004, 2008, and they won't now.

Vilifier of Zombies
05-16-2012, 11:35 PM
.googol01 chance in googol plex


Mass suicide? I wouldn't be surprised if it did happen...

Vilifier of Zombies
05-16-2012, 11:37 PM
Come on..... No Paulbots ever committed suicide after 2004, 2008, and they won't now.

Three strikes and you're out rule - that and Paul was quoted as saying he's not gonna run again - ever!

Razor blades go an sale at midnight...

Anton Chigurh
05-16-2012, 11:39 PM
Three strikes and you're out rule - that and Paul was quoted as saying he's not gonna run again - ever!

Razor blades go an sale at midnight...He also said he would resign his House seat.

It's the only promise he ever made that I care whether he keeps.

Vilifier of Zombies
05-16-2012, 11:39 PM
When one false reality crashes and burns, one can presume another will be assembled to take its place.

Suffer not from the well burst bubble for Objectivism promises there is no end to the rugged individualism of psychosis.

Fancy that cat, how're you doing?

That's just it - they've got nothing to replace him with, they've vested about a decades worth of fail, sooner or later and they're gonna pop.

Vilifier of Zombies
05-16-2012, 11:41 PM
He also said he would resign his House seat.

It's the only promise he ever made that I care whether he keeps.


Hale-Bopp round 2 - BEGIN!

crowonapost
05-17-2012, 12:06 AM
I mentioned this the other day - and a fix so that it'll make it to YouTube - the trick is to get in on it before it goes viral.

Bozo knows what I'm talking about.

Deep cut Derp Bozo vid. Ya. Good times.

dsolo802
05-17-2012, 12:16 AM
Fancy that cat, how're you doing?Hello VoZ, the cat is ducky. And your fine self? The Vilifying business as gratifying as ever?


That's just it - they've got nothing to replace him with, they've vested about a decades worth of fail, sooner or later and they're gonna pop.And when it fails as you say they can catch a ride on the vessel behind the next Hale-Bop. Hale-Bop meet Hail Mary!

It is a religion of individual cells and no interconnectedness - every man an Island. Unfortunately each and every one of those men is Gilligan.

crowonapost
05-17-2012, 12:23 AM
Hello VoZ, the cat is ducky. And your fine self? The Vilifying business as gratifying as ever?

And when it fails as you say they can catch a ride on the vessel behind the next Hale-Bop. Hale-Bop meet Hail Mary!

It is a religion of individual cells and no interconnectedness - every man an Island. Unfortunately each and every one of those men is Gilligan.


BAHAHAHA Each one is Gilligan! So damn true!

Good to see you BTW.

dsolo802
05-17-2012, 12:24 AM
BAHAHAHA Each one is Gilligan! So damn true!

Good to see you BTW.Hello Crow, I have missed you.

gOd
05-17-2012, 12:29 AM
I dunno. I think Bozo is already making Paul '16 signs. He'll probably devote his entire life to Ron Paul regardless of Paul once again taking everyone's money, and running. The boy's delusional.

gOd
05-17-2012, 12:29 AM
Hello Crow, I have missed you.
What about me? What am I, chopped liver?

dsolo802
05-17-2012, 12:33 AM
What about me? What am I, chopped liver?God you know we are inseparable. We are One, and so can never be late and there is never a cause for a parking ticket.

dsolo802
05-17-2012, 12:33 AM
By the way, chop liver can be delicious!

crowonapost
05-17-2012, 12:38 AM
Hello Crow, I have missed you.


Been busy with motorcycle riding. So much more exciting than forums. Other than my reading Ducati forums

crowonapost
05-17-2012, 12:40 AM
What about me? What am I, chopped liver?


By the way, chop liver can be delicious!

Let's not get too overboard with this less Self important God speaker have to chime in about his war with the devil & gays.

While being whatever he states he is this week.

Warden
05-17-2012, 12:53 AM
Two to One that Our resident Paulbot whacks himself before the GOP convention

Three to One that Our resident Paulbot commits seppuku during the GOP convention

Odds are even that Our resident Paulbot hangs himself from the rafters of his mother's unfinished basement after the GOP convention

Who remembers this guy?

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p167/FvckStick/kevinwhitrickanhero98b7ww4.jpg

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p167/FvckStick/2790attwhore.gif

gOd
05-17-2012, 12:53 AM
Let's not get too overboard with this less Self important God speaker have to chime in about his war with the devil & gays.

While being whatever he states he is this week.
You're confusing me with someone else...Satan?

gOd
05-17-2012, 12:55 AM
By the way, chop liver can be delicious!
I tend to stay away from eating organs, especially the liver—too many toxins.

crowonapost
05-17-2012, 12:56 AM
You're confusing me with someone else...Satan?

No. No. I was just using the discourse between you two to comment on 'Satan'. Which in reality has nothing to do with you but is actually funny, since you brought it up.

No, you are are all good. No qualms from me.

gOd
05-17-2012, 12:56 AM
God you know we are inseparable. We are One, and so can never be late and there is never a cause for a parking ticket.
Um...okay.

gOd
05-17-2012, 12:57 AM
No. No. I was just using the discourse between you two to comment on 'Satan'. Which in reality has nothing to do with you but is actually funny, since you brought it up.

No, you are are all good. No qualms from me.
Whew! :D

crowonapost
05-17-2012, 12:58 AM
Who remembers this guy?


Odd. No one said your name but you respond.

hmm.

dsolo802
05-17-2012, 12:59 AM
Um...okay.
I'm very happy to see you too, my friend.

crowonapost
05-17-2012, 12:59 AM
Whew! :D

hehe. I can be an ass, when I find someone delusional.

You are more than safe with me.
:D

dsolo802
05-17-2012, 01:01 AM
I tend to stay away from eating organs, especially the liver—too many toxins.I was young stupid and carnivore then. But I shall always have Denver!

gOd
05-17-2012, 01:05 AM
I'm very happy to see you too, my friend.
Good to see you too! :thumbsup:

gOd
05-17-2012, 01:09 AM
I was young stupid and carnivore then. But I shall always have Denver!
I must confess a weakness for paté.

dsolo802
05-17-2012, 01:11 AM
I must confess a weakness for paté.I know, right?

These days I go with a vegetarian pate from Germany:

http://www.violey.com/images/produkte/500x500s/4005514071061.jpg

Citizen
05-17-2012, 01:30 AM
Why isn't this dumb thread locked by the mods?

dsolo802
05-17-2012, 01:41 AM
Why isn't this dumb thread locked by the mods?

http://www.violey.com/images/produkte/500x500s/4005514071061.jpg

Citizen
05-17-2012, 01:44 AM
Dumb thread is dumb.

gOd
05-17-2012, 01:45 AM
Why isn't this dumb thread locked by the mods?
Why don't you expedite evolution and jump off an over-pass into rush hour traffic?

Citizen
05-17-2012, 01:46 AM
Why don't you fuck yourself in your fuck hole?

crowonapost
05-17-2012, 02:13 AM
Why don't you fuck yourself in your fuck hole?

Rather insightful on your part.

Though there's a lot of holes in your opinion.

Citizen
05-17-2012, 02:14 AM
Yeah referring to your holes.

crowonapost
05-17-2012, 02:16 AM
refer to post # 42

Citizen
05-17-2012, 02:33 AM
Refer to one of your holes.

Gary
05-17-2012, 05:58 AM
Who remembers this guy?

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p167/FvckStick/kevinwhitrickanhero98b7ww4.jpg

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p167/FvckStick/2790attwhore.gif

Don't die, Bozo! We need you to know how things weren't and aren't going to be.

Vilifier of Zombies
05-17-2012, 09:44 AM
I dunno. I think Bozo is already making Paul '16 signs. He'll probably devote his entire life to Ron Paul regardless of Paul once again taking everyone's money, and running. The boy's delusional.


lol, Paul says no more and those little critters that're known as Paulbots won't stop ever...

Those busybody disillusioned Paulbots aren't a problem so long as they remain indifferent. It's when reality comes crashing down that's the cause for concern.

I'm starting to sense our resident Paulbot might still be under the radar, good and disillusioned - dumbed down even.

Not that I'm not wagering he'll eat a bullet or anything though...

Vilifier of Zombies
05-17-2012, 09:47 AM
Dumb thread is dumb.


Why aren't you locked by the Mods?

dsolo802
05-17-2012, 10:00 AM
Why aren't you locked by the Mods?
Meds would make mods irrelevant.

Vilifier of Zombies
05-17-2012, 10:02 AM
Meds would make mods irrelevant.

I agree.

dsolo802
05-17-2012, 10:04 AM
I agree.
There is no thank function. If there was I'd thank you for agreeing with me. The circle of life?

Vilifier of Zombies
05-17-2012, 10:54 AM
There is no thank function. If there was I'd thank you for agreeing with me. The circle of life?

Which would increase your rep power, maybe even your karma as well - that circle just goes round and round and round til it gets wedged into a corner.

dsolo802
05-17-2012, 11:03 AM
I used to like instant korma, but idli are ideal

A good salad wedge does go a long way!

crowonapost
05-17-2012, 11:04 AM
Refer to one of your holes.

This is not a dating site.

Vilifier of Zombies
05-17-2012, 11:19 AM
This is not a dating site.

I'd bet Citizen would beg to differ

I'm not saying it's Citizen and Bozo sit'n in a tree - k . i. s. s. i. n. g. - first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes baby in a baby carriage or anything - but it's close.