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jpemagine
04-27-2012, 09:44 AM
There are many unknowns about the way many believers would like it to remain.
Does it have special powers? Is it really magical? Are they never taken off? Find out all these answers at

Darmosiel
04-27-2012, 10:07 AM
Does anyone care?
Is the moon made of green cheese?
Was Batman really a bat?
Does anyone actually buy stuff from the Skymail magazine on airplanes?
What color are you actually?
If the rain is coming down heavily at x angle, do you get more wet if you walk or run between short points a and b?
Do the stones in the middle always stay warm?
Who put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop?
What would happen if we all had our own gravitational pull?
Is this the ask idiot questions thread?

Telos
04-27-2012, 10:07 AM
There are many unknowns about the way many believers would like it to remain.
Does it have special powers? Is it really magical? Are they never taken off? Find out all these answers at

http://www.mormoncurtain.com/

Warden
04-27-2012, 11:45 AM
Mormons believe they are going to be reincarnated as a God and have their own planet to rule over. The wives have to be especially obedient to the husbands because when they die they can only hope their husbands summons them as their wives again.

I'm not kidding either. If the wife dies first then they just hang out waiting for dude to die.

It's a wild belief system.

Telos
04-27-2012, 02:26 PM
For the most part, Mormon undies were designed either by the Marquis de Sade, or an asshole who lacked an understand of basic human anatomy. There is nothing upscale about these things. Ugly, and ill fitting is an under statement....