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hello1122
10-31-2007, 01:46 PM
AP. Oct 30. Hollywood now proposes that in a new live-action movie based on the G.I. Joe toy line, Joe's -- well, "G.I." -- identity needs to be replaced by membership in an "international force based in Brussels." The IGN Entertainment news site reports Paramount is considering replacing our "real American hero" with "Action Man," member of an "international operations team."

Paramount will simply turn Joe's name into an acronym. A spokes person for paramount said “The slogan a real American Hero is offensive to some people, we are tying to appeal to everyone.” He further stated, in Superman Returns the Slogan Truth, Justice and The American Way were taken out of the movie and some people feel that was the right thing to do. We have to make sure no one is offended.

Harriot Meyer, from American Way responded “This why Americans have lost their nationalism, people do not feel proud being American anymore. We are viewed as a weak country and the American people feel weak because we are always bending over to make sure everyone is not offended. America has lost its way”

The show biz newspaper Variety reports: "G.I. Joe is now a Brussels-based outfit that stands for Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity, an international co-ed force of operatives who use hi-tech equipment to battle Cobra, an evil organization headed by a double-crossing Scottish arms dealer."
Well, thank goodness the villain -- no need to offend anyone by making our villains Arabs, Muslims, or foreign dictators of any stripe these days, though apparently Presbyterians who talk like Scottie on "Star Trek" are still OK -- is a double-crossing arms dealer. Otherwise one might be tempted to conclude the geniuses at Paramount believe arms dealing itself is evil.

(Just for the record, what did the quintessential American hero, Humphrey Bogart's Rick Blaine in "Casablanca," do before he opened his eponymous cafe? Yep: gun-runner.)

According to reports in Variety and the aforementioned IGN, the producers explain international marketing would simply prove too difficult for a summer, 2009 film about a heroic U.S. soldier. Thus the need to "eliminate Joe's connection to the U.S. military."
Well, who cares. G.I. Joe is just a toy, right? He was never real. Right?

kres24GT
10-31-2007, 01:48 PM
It is sad that people are no longer proud to be Americans, but can you blame them? Personally I am ashamed to call myself an American. We are a nation of lazy, drugged out, excuse making, ignorant, American Idol watching, government dependent worthless human beings.

Moby
10-31-2007, 02:49 PM
I'm very proud to be an American and I know a lot of people from over seas. In fact most of my closest friends are either from other shores or they have a partner that is. Of course I explain to people that I didn't vote for him.

While I'm very proud to be American I'm not so proud of our policies in recent years. I'm also disgusting by shows like Hannity's America where he wants to change the country to match his views and of course those that hate the country so much as to follow him.

Yes, we can no longer take pride in statements like "The Amreican Way" but I believe that in a few years we will correct the mistakes of the fearful and restore our standing in the world.

I am also ashamed at those that feel that being an American requires us to follow the leaders no matter what our original beliefs. This is wrong. Our leaders are nothing more then our employees and they should follow our will and not the other way around.

LadyMod at scam.com
10-31-2007, 03:24 PM
So. I wonder when Barbie will change her name to something that sounds less like a Bimbo?


LOL :D

Cat slave
10-31-2007, 03:31 PM
Yeah, they need to make her black with orienial eyes red hair and slap a burqua on her! That should about cover it! In more ways than one.


I should have managed to offend at least a few people with my "stereotypical"
ethnic discriptions. Can anyone else think of something to add?:lmao2:

Cat slave
10-31-2007, 03:33 PM
I'm very proud to be an American and I know a lot of people from over seas. In fact most of my closest friends are either from other shores or they have a partner that is. Of course I explain to people that I didn't vote for him.

While I'm very proud to be American I'm not so proud of our policies in recent years. I'm also disgusting by shows like Hannity's America where he wants to change the country to match his views and of course those that hate the country so much as to follow him.

Yes, we can no longer take pride in statements like "The Amreican Way" but I believe that in a few years we will correct the mistakes of the fearful and restore our standing in the world.

I am also ashamed at those that feel that being an American requires us to follow the leaders no matter what our original beliefs. This is wrong. Our leaders are nothing more then our employees and they should follow our will and not the other way around.


We seem to have very little control over our "employees"! They only listen
briefly when we overpower them and shut down their phone lines and
crash their web sites. The Pubs were less than "as advertised" and the
Dems are just a bunch of little weasles.

I dont know about you but we need to fire every stinking one of them...
which isnt going to happen so what do we do????

Smurf-Herder
10-31-2007, 07:41 PM
“The slogan a real American Hero is offensive to some people ..."

Why should it be? .......... the sick bastards.

Why don't we take back all the medals of real heroes then?

WTF is wrong with everybody?