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Childrens Health Fact Of the Day!
And yes, this does appear to be on an official republican .gov site...
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"... the mayor then leaned toward a comely MoveOn organizer and whispered in her ear, “Ah, if anyone asks, you’re my niece from out of town and you don’t get SCHIP.”
“But Uncle Joe, I am your niece from out of town, and I do get SCHIP.”
“Good Lord, I’m a monster!” exclaimed the mayor.
Mr. Burns shrugged and pressed on with a stirring call to arms: “Truth and fairness, these are the demons we must slay if we wish to save the tykes.”
http://republicans.energycommerce.house.gov/News/PRArticle.aspx?NewsID=6636
AND, it's linked from the homepage... look quick, before they realize it's been found and take it down.
http://republicans.energycommerce.house.gov/
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FCC Chairman Responds to Barton-Upton Letter on Digital TV
Monday, October 15, 2007
WASHINGTON – Federal Communications Commission Chairman Kevin Martin responded to the Oct. 1 letter by U.S. Reps. Joe Barton, R-Texas, ranking member of the House Energy and Commerce Committee, and Fred Upton, R-Mich., ranking member of the Telecommunications and the Internet Subcommittee, about the digital television transition. Read More »
Robin Hood in Reverse
Monday, October 15, 2007
Some say that H.R. 976 does not increase eligibility for taxpayer-paid health care under SCHIP. …Wait a minute. The non-partisan Congressional Budget Office’s scoring projects that SCHIP will expand by 1.2 million people whose incomes are too high to qualify now. (Montgomery Burns, call your office.) Read More »
Bipartisanship on SCHIP!*
Friday, October 12, 2007
Republican businessman Montgomery Burns today joined with Mayor Joe Quimby, D-Springfield, to support the Senate’s gazillion-dollar SCHIP bill. Read More »
The SCHIP Switcheroo: What Happens When Social Policy Replaces Insurance Policies
Thursday, October 11, 2007
The nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office estimates that 50 percent of the upper-income enrollees added to SCHIP under the Democrats’ proposal currently have private health insurance but will drop their current health insurance coverage and shift these costs to the taxpayers. Read More »
Barton: Private Model Best to Use for Broadband Mapping
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
WASHINGTON – U.S. Rep. Joe Barton, R-Texas, ranking member of the House Energy and Commerce Committee, issued the following statement today as part of a Telecommunications and the Internet Subcommittee markup on a Committee Print of the Broadband Census of America Act of 2007 and the 911 Modernization and Public Safety Act
kres24GT
10-15-2007, 03:14 PM
Won't it be great if one day parents, and not the tax payers are responsible for their crotch fruit?
Also "Reverse Robin Hood" is one of my favorite political terms, its always makes me laugh.
disrupter
10-15-2007, 05:18 PM
Bush has a health plan for all children,
become children soldiers just like they have in Africa.
join the US military & you get VA healthcare . . . .
oops, i forgot the NeoCriminals don't take care of wounded vets do they? Too busy gouging profits from government contracts.
What's a lower form of life than a snake?
A lawyer.
What's a lower form of life than a lawyer?
A Neocon.
AND, it's linked from the homepage... look quick, before they realize it's been found and take it down.
They may not take it down. Have you seen the Fox News comedy thing on Sunday night? It's pretty similar.
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