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Moby
10-06-2007, 04:31 PM
http://www.virtualcities.com/ons/id/gov/idgvlc10.htm

Just picturing Larry "Wide Stance" Craig stuffing a hot dog into a potato is kind of funny.


Super Tuber is a great snack that uses one of my favorite vegetables: The Idaho Potato. Of course, I suppose any type of potato could be used, but I cannot guarantee that a Super Tuber made with anything but a true Idaho potato would taste as good. Sincerely, Larry E. Craig, United States Senator

Ingredients
1 hot dog, cook's choice
1 Idaho baking potato, 7 to 10 ounces
Mustard for dipping, any style
Other condiments as desired such as cheese sauce, sour cream, chili, chives, bacon pieces or black olives.
Wash and dry potato. Rub with shortening or butter. With an apple corer or small knife, core out the potato center (end to end). Push hot dog through the center. Bake until potato is cooked through.

To Microwave: Place on microwave safe plate; cover loosely (to avoid splatters). Microwave on high about 4 minutes per potato until fork tender.

To Bake in Conventional Oven: Preheat oven to 325 degrees. Bake for approximately one hour or until potato is fork tender.

To Barbecue: Wrap in aluminum foil and place above medium hot coals, turning at least once during cooking. Cook until potato is fork tender.

Serving Suggestions: Allow potato to cool slightly. Eat as a finger food, dipping in your favorite hot dog condiments (mustard is my favorite).

Bill
10-06-2007, 05:58 PM
That is actually kind of funny.

I can just picture all those republicans pushing their hot dogs into their potatoe holes.

I wonder if they like to use those expanding hot dogs?

What's that slogan - "plumps when you cook 'em"?

LadyMod at scam.com
10-06-2007, 07:17 PM
http://www.newsforreal.com/RESTROOMS.jpg

Remodeling at the House of Representatives.

disrupter
10-07-2007, 02:08 AM
It's not him stuffing the hotdog in the potato so much as it is
pulling it back out again & then shoving it back in over & over again that made his mother worry about him.

Especially when his breathing got ragged & his lids drooped & his eyeballs got unfocused at the same time.

Boy, Larry Craig LOVES stuffing hot dogs in potato buns,
he could do it all day long,
anytime anyplace, even at an airport near you.

So mothers don't let your little boys go to the airport men's room, unless you want to risk larry craig educating them about the pleasures of stuffing hotdogs inside potato buns.