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Citizen
01-13-2011, 05:14 PM
...if you were born after 2009?
http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2011/0113/New-zodiac-sign-Ophiuchus-Why-astrology-is-even-sillier-than-we-thought


Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16.

Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11.

Pisces: March 11-April 18.

Aries: April 18-May 13.

Taurus: May 13-June 21.

Gemini: June 21-July 20.

Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10.

Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16.

Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30.

Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23.

Scorpio: Nov. 23-29.

Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17.

Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.

CosmicRocker
01-13-2011, 06:12 PM
I dont care, I'm full of Bullshit -asnd will remain a Taurus, come whatever the heavens shift.

T-Cat
01-13-2011, 06:16 PM
I dont care, I'm full of Bullshit -asnd will remain a Taurus, come whatever the heavens shift.That list is goofy, they've overlapped the dates.

Bill Cosby
01-13-2011, 06:29 PM
Stop complaining........... Once they took Pluto out of the planets things got screwed up............ & the gods are pissed............

I didn't see my sign on the list "the sign of the times"..........lol

Roger from Ohio
01-13-2011, 06:33 PM
I dont care, I'm full of Bullshit -asnd will remain a Taurus, come whatever the heavens shift.
I agree completely Rocker.

Im a Taurus and was born into it.

CosmicRocker
01-13-2011, 06:52 PM
I agree completely Rocker.

Im a Taurus and was born into it.
We'r pretty easy going, it takes a LOT to piss me off - i mean like repeated idioct, or harassment behaviors

Then I literally see red, and go into "kill mode"

Roger from Ohio
01-13-2011, 06:55 PM
I was married to a Scorpio...... polar opposites.

Lots of passion in that house..... both good and bad


:lmao2: :lmao2:

Roger from Ohio
01-14-2011, 01:18 PM
No, your zodiac sign hasn't changed (http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/13/no-your-zodiac-sign-hasnt-changed/?npt=NP1)

CRISIS AVERTED EVERYONE


:thumbsup: :p


:D :lmao2:

T-Cat
01-14-2011, 01:48 PM
No, your zodiac sign hasn't changed (http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/13/no-your-zodiac-sign-hasnt-changed/?npt=NP1)

CRISIS AVERTED EVERYONE


:thumbsup: :p


:D :lmao2:Phew! Now I can go buy $150 worth of lottery tickets because my horoscope says I'm supposed to be lucky today. Wait, the draw isn't today. Does that mean I have to wait until I'm supposed to be lucky on the draw date or lucky when I buy the tickets? Damn, this is so confusing.

Cookie
01-14-2011, 02:11 PM
Phew! Now I can go buy $150 worth of lottery tickets because my horoscope says I'm supposed to be lucky today. Wait, the draw isn't today. Does that mean I have to wait until I'm supposed to be lucky on the draw date or lucky when I buy the tickets? Damn, this is so confusing.
Buy the tickets today and wait for the drawing. Or, as an alternate plan, send me the $150 and I'll put it to good use, I promise.

T-Cat
01-14-2011, 02:14 PM
Buy the tickets today and wait for the drawing. Or, as an alternate plan, send me the $150 and I'll put it to good use, I promise.Awww, cookie, that is so sweet of you. But that $150 Cdn is only about $3.50 US so there isn't much point to it. :)

Cookie
01-14-2011, 02:14 PM
We'r pretty easy going, it takes a LOT to piss me off - i mean like repeated idioct, or harassment behaviors

Then I literally see red, and go into "kill mode"
My mom is a Taurus, and she used to be a real stick of dynamite. She's mellowed with age, however. But don't push her buttons, she can still whack you off at the knees. :D

Cookie
01-14-2011, 02:16 PM
Awww, cookie, that is so sweet of you. But that $150 Cdn is only about $3.50 US so there isn't much point to it. :)
Well, I'm generous that way.

(Your exchange rate is a little off, tho)

T-Cat
01-14-2011, 02:17 PM
My mom is a Taurus, and she used to be a real stick of dynamite. She's mellowed with age, however. But don't push her buttons, she can still whack you off at the knees. :DCosmic must be extremely well hung if she could do that. If they were his knees that is.

Cookie
01-14-2011, 02:18 PM
Cosmic must be extremely well hung if she could do that. If they were his knees that is.


:talktothehand:


:lmao2:

T-Cat
01-14-2011, 02:30 PM
Well, I'm generous that way.

(Your exchange rate is a little off, tho)Just a little though. And I like to round down.

Cookie
01-14-2011, 02:32 PM
Just a little though. And I like to round down.
Yes I noticed. We'll be splitting the lottery winnings you know. 50/50, so there's no confusion after you win.

T-Cat
01-14-2011, 02:34 PM
Yes I noticed. We'll be splitting the lottery winnings you know. 50/50, so there's no confusion after you win.But if you buy the tickets, how do I know you will be lucky? You are probably a different sign than I am.

This is starting to sound like a scam.

Cookie
01-14-2011, 02:42 PM
But if you buy the tickets, how do I know you will be lucky? You are probably a different sign than I am.

This is starting to sound like a scam.
You're buying the tickets because your horrorscope told you to, as did I. (Remember when I cleared up your confusion about what day to buy them on?)
My advisory fee is 50% of your winnings. See, it's crystal clear. No scam.

What sign are you? I am a Gemini, the fun sign.

T-Cat
01-14-2011, 02:47 PM
You're buying the tickets because your horrorscope told you to, as did I. (Remember when I cleared up your confusion about what day to buy them on?)
My advisory fee is 50% of your winnings. See, it's crystal clear. No scam.That's what that guy who was trying to sell me a bridge said too.


What sign are you? I am a Gemini, the fun sign.I was a Leo under the old system and damn it I'm not going to be a Cancer. I still have my Leo mug which is over 20 years old.

Cookie
01-14-2011, 02:58 PM
That's what that guy who was trying to sell me a bridge said too.

I was a Leo under the old system and damn it I'm not going to be a Cancer. I still have my Leo mug which is over 20 years old.
You can trust me.....

a Leo? That explains a lot.

Yes. Stick to your guns. I'm not trading in my fun, spontaneous sign for a hard working, nose to the grindstone sign like Taurus. No way.

Pointgold
01-14-2011, 02:59 PM
a Leo? That explains a lot. Hey! What is that supposed to mean? :lmao2:

T-Cat
01-14-2011, 03:31 PM
You can trust me....."Trust but verify".


a Leo? That explains a lot.Exactly what does that explain??????


Yes. Stick to your guns. I'm not trading in my fun, spontaneous sign for a hard working, nose to the grindstone sign like Taurus. No way.Absolutely, I know someone who traded in a Miata for a Taurus and they regretted it big time.

Cookie
01-15-2011, 02:53 AM
"Trust but verify".

Exactly what does that explain??????

Absolutely, I know someone who traded in a Miata for a Taurus and they regretted it big time.
No need to verify, saves time.

It explains YOU. :taunt:

A Miata is fine for show, but not very utilitarian. Try going to Walmart in that thing....you'll have to buy a wagon to haul your stuff home.

Cookie
01-15-2011, 02:55 AM
Hey! What is that supposed to mean? :lmao2:
Just teasin' the scarey cat. :D

Ah rats! he's back to the chain smoking rabbit cat.

Hawkeye2j
01-15-2011, 09:25 AM
I'm a Pisces and married to a Gemini. We are not supposed to get along.

Cookie
01-15-2011, 12:16 PM
I'm a Pisces and married to a Gemini. We are not supposed to get along.
It has been my experience that the two signs don't get along.