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Bill
09-08-2007, 04:13 PM
"Teaser rates weren't a scandal. Teaser rates were a sign of misplaced trust: I trusted these people to get their teams of lawyers to vet anything before they signed it. Turns out, if you're poor, you don't need to pay lawyers. You don't like the deal you just wave your hands in the air and moan about how poor you are. Then you default. "

"But the poor could work off their debts. All over Greenwich I see lawns to be mowed, houses to be painted, sports cars to be tuned up. Some of these poor people must have skills. The ones that don't could be trained to do some of the less skilled labor -- say, working as clowns at rich kids' birthday parties. They could even have an act: put them in clown suits and see how many can be stuffed into a Maybach. It'd be like the circus, only better.

Transporting entire neighborhoods of poor people to upper Manhattan and lower Connecticut might seem impractical. It's not: Mexico does this sort of thing routinely. And in the long run it might be for the good of poor people. If the consequences were more serious, maybe they wouldn't stay poor."

"Lending money to poor countries was a bad idea: Does it make any more sense to lend money to poor people? They don't even have mineral rights!

There's a reason the rich aren't getting richer as fast as they should: they keep getting tangled up with the poor. It's unrealistic to say that Wall Street should cut itself off entirely from poor -- or, if you will, ``mainstream'' -- culture. As I say, I'll still do business with the masses. But I'll only engage in their finances if they can clump themselves together into a semblance of a rich person. I'll still accept pension fund money, for example. (Nothing under $50 million, please.)"

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601039&sid=a5lhZkEauCu8&refer=home

cyan
09-09-2007, 02:40 PM
I don't want to sound rude but if you replace the word poor with jew it would sound like hitler. I don' think poor people who are poor because their lazy should get help but many are just at a disadvantage. Like have an mental/physical illness, not having the resources as a kid to be educated, company fails ( like in fun with Dick and Jane) and just really really bad luck. But the poor are not the rich's slaves. We are not a feudalistic society anymore.

Bill
09-09-2007, 03:35 PM
I'm pretty sure it's intended to be a parody.

What's hilarious about it is that one can easily imagine the elites feeling EXACTLY that way about the poor.

"I trusted these people to get their teams of lawyers to vet anything before they signed it. Turns out, if you're poor, you don't need to pay lawyers."

Teams of lawyers - ha ha ha ha ha!

cyan
09-09-2007, 04:29 PM
I'm pretty sure it's intended to be a parody.

What's hilarious about it is that one can easily imagine the elites feeling EXACTLY that way about the poor.

"I trusted these people to get their teams of lawyers to vet anything before they signed it. Turns out, if you're poor, you don't need to pay lawyers."

Teams of lawyers - ha ha ha ha ha!
o sorry, I'm new to this site and thought you were being serious. sorry about that.

Bill
09-09-2007, 04:51 PM
o sorry, I'm new to this site and thought you were being serious. sorry about that.

Actually, since I tend to spend a lot of time right on the border of grim parody, it's a very understandable way to take my posts.

The parody in the article I quoted is pretty much exactly what the republican apologists have already openly said here on this board.

Everything is the fault of the borrowers, in their opinion.

Bill
09-09-2007, 04:53 PM
I don't want to sound rude but if you replace the word poor with jew it would sound like hitler.

At least I'm not the only one who suffers from Godwin's Law, ha ha ha.