"Giuliani To Run For President of 9/11" - funny

[Bill]

At a well-attended rally in front of his new Ground Zero headquarters Monday, former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani officially announced his plan to run for president of 9/11.

"My fellow citizens of 9/11, today I will make you a promise," said Giuliani during his 18-minute announcement speech in front of a charred and torn American flag. "As president of 9/11, I will usher in a bold new 9/11 for all."

If elected, Giuliani would inherit the duties of current 9/11 President George W. Bush, including making grim facial expressions, seeing the world's conflicts in terms of good and evil, and carrying a bullhorn at all state functions.

"Let us all remember how we felt on that day, with the world watching our every move, waiting on our every word," said Giuliani, flanked by several firefighters, ex-New York Police Commissioner Bernard Kerik, and Judith Nathan, his third wife. "With a campaign built on traditional 9/11 values, and with the help of every citizen who believes in the 9/11 dream, I want to make 9/11 great again."

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/giuliani_to_run_for_president_of_9

[Moby]

I am getting a little tired of his 9/11 comments and the election is over a year away. OK, Rudy, you were the mayor when it happened. You weren't in the building. You didn't inhale the dust. You didn't lose loved ones or body parts in the dust.

Yes, you were a great leader through that disaster but get over it. Even Ann Coultour thinks the people that lost family should be over it by now.

[nofear]

i think its pretty great that so many things are based on a event that knowone really seems to know the truth about..Rudy is a pawn in the big game to..if he were really into truth and all that shit he would request a new investigation..but i wouldnt hold your breath on that..

pathetic country we live in where a event can and does shape all things that happen and it has never been TRULY investigated..what a country..