If you give a man.....

[Pat]

Sig line of Parade Rain,
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish
I like this,
Give a man a fire and you keep him warm for a night; set a man on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.


Anybody else got versions of the classic "give a man fish" saying?

[Parade Rain]

Mine reveals the idiocy of religion.

Give a man a fire and you keep him warm for a night; set a man on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.

What does yours reveal?

[Parade Rain]

Here's one:

“Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi—then you also have to teach him to cook.”—Auren Hoffman, Herald Philosopher

[Pat]

Mine reveals the idiocy of religion.



What does yours reveal?
Yours reveals your perceived idiocy of religion.
Mine pokes fun at you and religion and fish and fires.

[Pat]

Here's one:

“Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi—then you also have to teach him to cook.”—Auren Hoffman, Herald Philosopher
:D
Good one.

[Parade Rain]

Yours reveals your perceived idiocy of religion.
Mine pokes fun at you and religion and fish and fires.

All we have is our perceptions of what is. Relgion is idiotic. Proven in spades. Look thee to the hypocrisy of its practitioners and what they do behind their perceptions.

[Pat]

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him how to fish and he will spend a fortune on lures, bait, boats, poles and vehicles to move them. Thus, it will stimulate the economy and everybody wins.

[Parade Rain]

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him how to fish and he will spend a fortune on lures, bait, boats, poles and vehicles to move them. Thus, it will stimulate the economy and everybody wins.

Funny AND practical! :thumbsup:

[Pat]

Funny AND practical! :thumbsup:
It gets him out of the house to.

[Binky]

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him how to fish and he will spend a fortune on lures, bait, boats, poles and vehicles to move them. Thus, it will stimulate the economy and everybody wins.


:lmao2: :lmao2: Good one!

[Pat]

A man gets up early to go fishing. He gets all his gear ready, and as he goes out he finds the weather is just horrid. A cold rain is pouring down.
So he he decides to pass.
He slips back into bed and whispers to his wife, "The weather is terrible".
She replies, "Can you believe my husband went out in that weather?"

[doctordog]

A man gets up early to go fishing. He gets all his gear ready, and as he goes out he finds the weather is just horrid. A cold rain is pouring down.
So he he decides to pass.
He slips back into bed and whispers to his wife, "The weather is terrible".
She replies, "Can you believe my husband went out in that weather?"


What did Stevie Wonder say as he walked by the fish market one morning?

Hello Ladies.

[Binky]

What did Stevie Wonder say as he walked by the fish market one morning?

Hello Ladies.


You're an oinker. Oh, yeah, I've said that before......hmmmmmmmmmmmmm....yep....still holds true today.....:lmao2:

[doctordog]

You're an oinker. Oh, yeah, I've said that before......hmmmmmmmmmmmmm....yep....still holds true today.....:lmao2:


What is the leading cause of death among Lesbians?

[Mr, gone]

mercury poisoning from eating too much fish?:D

[Binky]

mercury poisoning from eating too much fish?:D


Nasty, but thanks for bailin' me out so I didn't have to feel the urge to comment.....:thumbsup: