wallowing blog of misery

[TitusPullo]

:confused: :confused: :( :(

I am now completely miserable!!!

[TitusPullo]

MOUNTING MERCILESS MISERABLE MISERY............

[TitusPullo]

and he shall sayeth WHOA!!!

but he shall feeleth and meaneth WOE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TitusPullo]

let he whos name is MUD cast the first stone, and let it striketh him in the face...and let him crapeth in his own shorts and fall upon his own ass at that moment


-MUD

[ciaobox]

perhaps you should hwhack off for a bit.

[TitusPullo]

and let them come to mock him

and lo' they appear in their multitudes....people not knowing why they just showed up to kick a miserable piece of dried up monkey shit and they did!!

[ciaobox]

quit being gay
http://www.dallaszoo.com/

[Captain Obvious]

Existential angst is so 1990's.

[ciaobox]

Existential angst is so 1990's.

you are right, you need a fucking canoe to get to it.

:thumbsup:

[Captain Obvious]

you are right, you need a fucking canoe to get to it.

:thumbsup:

You say that like it's a fucking bad thing.

[TitusPullo]

kick and mock mock and kick...it was his crosseyedbear and bare it he did, to the world he showed his ass and how they howled, in pure rage that he 'miserable excuse for a humanbeing' even existed..

'' KILL YOUR SELF, KILL YOUR SELF, KILL YOUR SELF"

the crowd chanted, from frothing mouths eyes alive with murderous glee

and he figured he just might get on to 'killing himself' right after he was done banging your mother!

to the peanuts he bequeathed his finest gallery (a tacky affair made of high quality pleather bejeweled with rhinestones and cheese balls), so they would have a place to congregate and he did this and it was good and to himself he bequeathed a quick shower, microwave burrito and a marlboro light and it was so!

[ciaobox]

kick and mock mock and kick...it was his crosseyedbear and bare it he did, to the world he showed his ass and how they howled, in pure rage that he 'miserable excuse for a humanbeing' even existed..

'' KILL YOUR SELF, KILL YOUR SELF, KILL YOUR SELF"

the crowd chanted, from frothing mouths eyes alive with murderous glee

and he figured he just might get on to 'killing himself' right after he was done banging your mother!

to the peanuts he bequeathed his finest gallery (a tacky affair made of high quality pleather bejeweled with rhinestones and cheese balls), so they would have a place to congregate and he did this and it was good and to himself he bequeathed a quick shower, microwave burrito and a marlboro light and it was so!

this thread should definitely end with this!

woops.

[Binky]

perhaps you should hwhack off for a bit.


:lmao2: :lmao2:

[Binky]

As I'm reading this crapola, laughingly, I had to ask myself, "why are you reading this crapola?", and the only answer I can come up with is that I must be extremely bored or just plain stupid......:lmao2: :lmao2: Since I know I'm not stupid, (how can this be, when I know I'm the smartest human on the planet?), then why am I sittin' here writin' out this crapola about your crapola? "Duh", I say, "well, just duh." :lmao2: :lmao2:

[Hog Trash]

:confused: :confused: :(

I am now completely miserable!!!I just talked to God....He said to tell you to say three Hail Marys and hang yourself. :angel:

[ciaobox]

I just talked to God....He said to tell you to say three Hail Marys and hang yourself. :angel:

well if he knew how to do that, he wouldn't be miserable. :disbelief:

[Hog Trash]

well if he knew how to do that, he wouldn't be miserable. :disbelief:You are not permited to change the wording of someone else's post when quoting them.

Please correct my post to it's original form or delete it...Thankyou. :thumbsup:

[slowhand]

I just talked to God....He said to tell you to say three Hail Marys and hang yourself. :angel:

You named yourself almost right..Hog Trash is good..White Trash would have been better

[Hog Trash]

You named yourself almost right..Hog Trash is good..White Trash would have been betterOh my, the shame - the shame!

[ciaobox]

You are not permited to change the wording of someone else's post when quoting them.

Please correct my post to it's original form or delete it...Thankyou. :thumbsup:

gosh, that kinda takes a lot of time, here let me just type it gain for ya:

hang.

[TitusPullo]

You are not permited to change the wording of someone else's post when quoting them.

Please correct my post to it's original form or delete it...Thankyou. :thumbsup:


fascist!!!

[Hog Trash]

gosh, that kinda takes a lot of time, here let me just type it gain for ya:

hang.I asked nicely but it appears to have done no good...Are you refusing to correct my quote?

If so, could you PM Smurfherder and explain to him why you don't believe the rules apply to you?

[ciaobox]

I asked nicely but it appears to have done no good...Are you refusing to correct my quote?

If so, could you PM Smurfherder and explain to him why you don't believe the rules apply to you?

well sure!

[TitusPullo]

well sure!

appeaser!!!

[ciaobox]

appeaser!!!

kinda...but really i just like to pm people! :hi:

[TitusPullo]

you guys are getting off topic, please contribute to the misery or STFU!

[ciaobox]

you guys are getting off topic, please contribute to the misery or STFU!

hog trash seems like a miserable person who has OCD about the alphabet.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYx3BR2aJA4&feature=fvw

[TitusPullo]

hog trash seems like a miserable person who has OCD about the alphabet.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYx3BR2aJA4&feature=fvw

i know i was trying to be diplomatic with the ''you guys'' i was only talking about you, hogs posts always contribute to the misery...

[ciaobox]

i know i was trying to be diplomatic with the ''you guys'' i was only talking about you, hogs posts always contribute to the misery...

well that's just BLOGtastic! BLOGerrific eeeeeee vun!

http://darkentriesdjd.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/snagglepuss2.jpg

[Hog Trash]

you guys are getting off topic, please contribute to the misery or STFU!Why are you still alive?.....Apparently you have disobeyed God.

[TitusPullo]

Why are you still alive?.....Apparently you have disobeyed God.


what?!?!? god already knows im hung

[ciaobox]

what?!?!? god already knows im hung
http://blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/noose.jpg


or


http://th219.photobucket.com/albums/cc302/manduhh_xd/William_Hung.jpg

[TitusPullo]

the latter!

[Binky]

You named yourself almost right..Hog Trash is good..White Trash would have been better


I'm gonna get slammed by Hog for this, but, what the hey, :lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2:

[Binky]

Hey, Titus and Ciabox, just curious about something.....are you two male or female? Just wondering that's all. :confused:

Also, Ciabox, where did you come up with that name?

[CosmicRocker]

you guys are getting off topic, please contribute to the misery or STFU!:D ;)

added characters as "the "message is too short"

Harpo, Zeppo, Groucho, Chico, and Gummo Marx

they were real "characters" :p

[ciaobox]

Hey, Titus and Ciabox, just curious about something.....are you two male or female? Just wondering that's all. :confused:

Also, Ciabox, where did you come up with that name?

it's not CIAbox it's CIAObox.

i'm just a girl.

[Bill Cosby]

what?!?!? god already knows im hung

I guess then you are not well hung...............:lmao2: :lmao2:

SO would you prefer nylon or hemp??? I am considering a pay-pal to accept donations...:hi:

[TitusPullo]

I guess then you are not well hung...............:lmao2: :lmao2:

SO would you prefer nylon or hemp??? I am considering a pay-pal to accept donations...:hi:

i thought hog trash was sharing with us, the things god told him to do...

i hope he and god arent talking about what i might look like in a tight black mini and fuckme pumps

[Bill Cosby]

i thought hog trash was sharing with us, the things god told him to do...

i hope he and god arent talking about what i might look like in a tight black mini and fuckme pumps

:lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2:

& that nice long blond anne coulter wig............

[ciaobox]

& that nice long blond anne coulter wig............

ann coulter in college at cornell. :disbelief: :D

http://i.timeinc.net/time/covers/1101050425/gallery/photos/photo03.jpg

[TitusPullo]

:lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2:

& that nice long blond anne coulter wig............

hey, why dont you guys go form a group or something?!

[TitusPullo]

ann coulter in college at cornell. :disbelief: :D

http://i.timeinc.net/time/covers/1101050425/gallery/photos/photo03.jpg

she used to look good and be crazy(like on P.I.), but now she is just crazy-scary!!

[Captain Obvious]

ann coulter in college at cornell. :disbelief: :D

http://i.timeinc.net/time/covers/1101050425/gallery/photos/photo03.jpg

That must be Coulter from 30 years ago and I'd rail the fucking shit out of that and lick the bowl afterwards.

The fucking Coulter I'm used to seeing has a fucking adams apple and looks somewhat dude-ish.

[Binky]

it's not CIAbox it's CIAObox.

i'm just a girl.


Thanks, I stand corrected. :D But you never said where you came up with your handle. I'm just being nosey, that's all....:D

[Binky]

Well, Ann C. was a pretty young woman and innocent looking. Now she just seems mean and snarly.

[Bill Cosby]

hey, why dont you guys go form a group or something?!

:talktothehand: Hey we are good helpers...... :mad:

We are helping you wallow........ & Since you are complaining I think we are doign a damn good job...... :)

Now go try on that blond wig & those to die for heels & lets see whats up...lol

[ciaobox]

That must be Coulter from 30 years ago and I'd rail the fucking shit out of that and lick the bowl afterwards.

The fucking Coulter I'm used to seeing has a fucking adams apple and looks somewhat dude-ish.

i'm very proud that all of youze admit that this PARTICULAR woman is the best looking thing you've seen since wonder invented the hwhite bread.

:thumbsup:

[ciaobox]

Well, Ann C. was a pretty young woman and innocent looking. Now she just seems mean and snarly.
gosh really? even with the boy's department gap shaker knit sweater and the gold accented pearl button earrings? and the tom cruise raybans?


:confused:

[ciaobox]

:talktothehand: Hey we are good helpers...... :mad:

We are helping you wallow........ & Since you are complaining I think we are doign a damn good job...... :)

Now go try on that blond wig & those to die for heels & lets see whats up...lol

he's not really going to off himself bill cosby, if he hasn't done it yet he never will.

:talktothehand:

[TitusPullo]

i'm very proud that all of youze admit that this PARTICULAR woman is the best looking thing you've seen since wonder invented the hwhite bread.

:thumbsup:


i know shes resembles a hot female drew carey without the specs...what a woman!:thumbsup:
















:lmao2:

[ciaobox]

i know shes resembles a hot female drew carey without the specs...what a woman!:thumbsup:
















:lmao2:

gawd, only losers type during 'the office' :disbelief:

[TitusPullo]

:thumbsup: gawd, only losers type during 'the office' :disbelief::thumbsup:

[ciaobox]

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

two thumbs up? hey big guy!!!!

[TitusPullo]

i have yet to watch any of the first 3 office episodes this season.

[ciaobox]

i have yet to watch any of the first 3 office episodes this season.
:( :confused: :confused:

[ciaobox]

i have yet to watch any of the first 3 office episodes this season.
hwell since it's commercial i should say that it's always sunny in philadelphia is far superior, so if you watch that you will suddenly be cool and wearing diamond encrusted leather-like cool jackets in with the cool crowd on cool avenue in philly.
i hear the writers are FAB>....

[TitusPullo]

omigod Jon Gosselin is on larry king live, that guy is so interesting and unique, its nice to see a guy and gal who can exploit their family so they can make money and be on tv, fuckin pioneers thats what they are!!!


hes kind of gayer looking then the average filipino transvestite!

[TitusPullo]

actually i thinks its the larry king messy divorce show, worth watching and definately worthy of this miserable blog!!!

[ciaobox]

actually i thinks its the larry king messy divorce show, worth watching and definately worthy of this miserable blog!!!

look at the smaht guy! watchin' larry king!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYabrQrXt4A

[Bill Cosby]

he's not really going to off himself bill cosby, if he hasn't done it yet he never will.

:talktothehand:

I would hope not.........

I would hope he laugh out loud...............

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_E8BpJEni77I/SMkvSCeyDvI/AAAAAAAAD28/ODZXdhBbv3w/s400/BushClown.jpg

[TitusPullo]

http://images.askmen.com/top_10/dating/1244236681_top-10-shameless-male-crying-displays_3.jpg

[TitusPullo]

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No.10 - Groundhog Day– Sweet vermouth on the rocks with a twist
During the day that Bill Murray has to repeat over and over again, he takes Andie MacDowell to a bar. At first, he orders a Jim Beam on the rocks, a solid drink for any man. She orders this drink and then launches into a monologue about how it makes her think of Rome. The next time Murray orders her drink and impresses her by launching into the same reasoning.

Recipe
Sweet vermouth
Lemon wedge

Fill a double old-fashioned cocktail glass with ice. Pour the vermouth, stir and twist lemon over the glass. Serve with the lemon twist as garnish.

No.9 - The Nutty Professor (original version) - Alaskan Polar Bear Heater
Buddy Love, Professor Julius Kelp’s alter ego, orders this at a bar. Of course, the bartender has never heard of it, so Love laundry-lists the ingredients. The bartender smirks: “You going to drink this here, or are you going to take it home and rub it on your chest?” While the movie meant it to be a joke, the drink has actually entered drink culture. Despite its annoying ingredients and bitter taste, it’s drinkable. It gets points for originality, but honestly it’s not that tasty.Recipe
2 shots of vodka
A little rum
Some bitters
Smidgen of vinegar
Shot of vermouth
Shot of gin
A little brandy
Lemon peel
Orange peel
Cherry
More scotch
Mix it nice

Pour it over ice in a tall glass.

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No.8 - Cocktail - Red-Eye
From the most pivotal bar movie of the ‘80s comes this doozy. When Brian Flanagan (Tom Cruise) walks in to ask for a bartending job, Doug is mixing up a Red-Eye. Later, when Flanagan is trying to cure a hangover with pizza, his mentor explains the ingredients. Various drinks use the name, but it’s conceivable that Cocktail launched this variation into the world. It actually does help hangovers, as long as the egg doesn’t make you too nauseous.

Recipe
1 oz vodka
6 oz tomato juice
1 can of beer
1 raw egg

Into a tall frosty mug, pour the vodka and tomato juice. Pour in the beer, then crack the egg into it. Do not stir.



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No.7 - The Seven Year Itch - Whisky Sours
This film has one of the most iconic images from all of cinema: Marilyn Monroe standing over a subway grate as her dress is blown up. The film also features the best recipe for a breakfast of champions. Richard Sherman, the man trying not to cheat on his absent wife, tells his secretary: “I'm perfectly capable of fixing my own breakfast. As a matter of fact, I had a peanut butter sandwich and two Whisky Sours.”



The first published account of a Whisky Sour is from an 1870 newspaper in Wisconsin. Another tale claims an English steward invented it after opening a bar in Peru around the same time, inspired by the abundant limes from a nearby grove.
Recipe
1 1/2 oz bourbon (or rye, or Irish whiskey)
1 1/2 oz lemon juice, fresh squeezed
1/2 - 3/4 tsp sugar
Orange slice
Maraschino cherry

Shake with ice and serve over ice in an old-fashioned glass. Garnish with the cherry and orange slice.



No.6 - It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World - Old Fashioned
In a classic scene from this screwball comedy, Tyler Fitzgerald (played by the actor who was Thurston Howell III) decides he needs a drink as he’s flying Benjy Benjamin (Buddy Hackett) and Ding Bell (Mickey Rooney) to their destination. “Make us some drinks,” he says. “You just press the button back there marked ‘booze.’ It's the only way to fly!” The FAA may disagree, but Old Fashioneds are perfect if you’re sitting in first class.

One of the first drinks to be called a cocktail, it dates back to the turn of the 19th century.
Recipe
2 oz bourbon
2 dashes bitters
1 splash water
1 tsp sugar
1 cherry
1 orange wedge

Serve over ice in a short round tumbler glass, then garnish with the cherry and orange wedge.


No.5 - Bonfire Of The Vanities - SidecarWhen Bruce Willis’ character, Peter Fallow, meets with Arthur, the husband of gold-digging southern belle Maria Ruskin (Melanie Griffith), the old man orders a Sidecar with Courvoisier VSOP. Due to his health, he’s not supposed to drink, but since his wife is in Italy she won’t know. The drink is so delicious, Arthur is willing to tempt the fates of his health and have one anyway.

The exact origin of the Sidecar is unknown, but it appears to originate around World War I in either London or Paris. One story credits its invention to an American Army captain in Paris, who rode in a motorcycle sidecar to and from the bistro where he drank.
Recipe
1 ½ oz Courvoisier VSOP
1 oz Triple Sec
1 oz lemon juice
Lemon slice
Granulated sugar

You can use a cheaper cognac if you wish, but it won’t be a true Bonfire Sidecar. Wet the rim of a cocktail glass and dip it in the sugar. Combine the first three ingredients with ice in a shaker. Pour everything into a martini glass and garnish with lemon.

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No.4 - Casablanca - French 75
Numerous cocktails fill the days and nights of Casablanca. Centered around a bar called Rick’s, the characters in this love story swill regularly. However, no drinks are as interesting as the French 75s ordered by Yvonne and her Nazi suitor.

A bulldog of a cocktail, it gets its name from the 75-millimeter M1897, a light but gnarly gun that became the mainstay of the French field artillery in World War I. Some sources say Franco-American World War I flying ace Raoul Lufbery created the drink after complaining his champagne needed more kick. More than two of these delights and you’ll be kicking down your ex-girlfriend’s door, calling her Ingrid Bergman.
Recipe
2 oz London dry gin or cognac
1.5 oz of fresh-squeezed lemon juice
5 oz of chilled champagne
1 tsp. superfine sugar
1/2 oz lemon juice

Shake with ice, except the champagne, in a chilled cocktail shaker. Pour into a Collins glass half full of ice and top off with champagne.


No.3 - Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas - Singapore SlingThis cloven-footed sweet taste of thunder launched Hunter S. Thompson on his journey in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. In a flashback to the beginning of the journey, Raoul Duke (Thompson’s alter ego) explains they were “sitting in the Pogo Lounge of the Beverly Hills Hotel... in the patio section, of course, drinking Singapore Slings with mescal on the side.”

Not just a clever name, the drink was invented in Singapore at the Raffles Hotel around 1910. This original recipe fell into disuse, but decades later the hotel did their best to recreate it from interviews and found notes.
Recipe
1 1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz Cherry Liqueur
1/4 oz Cointreau
1/4 oz Benedictine
1/3 oz grenadine
1/2 oz lime juice
4 oz pineapple juice
Dash of bitters

Serve over ice in a highball glass. Add a side of mescal, a long cigarette holder and a briefcase full of drugs for the true Fear & Loathing experience. Garnish with a maraschino cherry, pineapple chunk and orange slice.

[TitusPullo]

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No.2 - The Big Lebowski - White RussianThe New York Times ran an article last year attributing the resurgence of this drink almost exclusively to the cult hit Coen Brothers film. While it bombed in the box offices, the slacker staple is now in every male DVD collection. The Dude drinks White Russians (aka Caucasians) throughout the film and has inspired fans to do the same. It’s the best-known movie cocktail combo since the James Bond martini.

Named after an anti-Bolshevik group from the Russian Civil War, the Oxford English Dictionary cites a 1965 newspaper from Oakland, California as the drink’s first mention. Popular in the late ‘70s, it became uncommon until The Dude revived it.
Recipe
2 oz vodka
1 oz Kahlua or other coffee-flavored liqueur
1 oz light cream

Depending on personal taste, any milk or cream will do. The Dude, at one point, even uses powdered nondairy creamer. Serve in an old-fashioned glass over ice.



No.1 - Casino Royale - Vesper
This began the “shaken, not stirred” craze, but the Vesper is still relatively unknown. Bond author Ian Fleming invented this recipe, or at least named it. Daniel Craig orders one Casino Royale: “Three measures of Gordon’s; one of vodka; half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it over ice, and add a thin slice of lemon peel.” On the fly, he names it after double agent Vesper Lynd. “Because of the bitter aftertaste?” she asks. “No, because once you've tasted it, that's all you want to drink,” he answers.

In Fleming’s day Gordon’s gin was 94 proof. Now it’s 80 proof, so look for a 94 proof gin like Tanqueray to stay authentic. Likewise, buy 100 proof vodka, Bond approves of Stolichnaya, for the classic taste. Unfortunately, Kina Lillet, the French aperitif wine that gives this cocktail such a unique flavor, is no longer available in its original blend. Lillet Blanc is the closest thing.Recipe
3 oz London dry gin
1 oz vodka
1/2 oz Lillet Blanc

Shake with ice until chilled, and serve with a thin slice of lemon peel “in a deep champagne goblet” because as Bond says in the novel: "I never have more than one drink before dinner. But I do like that one to be large and very strong and very cold and very well-made.”

[Bill Cosby]

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[TitusPullo]

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i have crush/bonah for on ms olivia munn , shes the only reason to hwatch G4

[ciaobox]

i have crush/bonah for on ms olivia munn , shes the only reason to hwatch G4

she looks an awful lot like someone i know who looks just like famke janssen.

[TitusPullo]

she looks an awful lot like someone i know who looks just like famke janssen.


i would jump her or her likeness if i ever got the chance, FOR SURE!! maybe even a time machine anne coulter...

[ciaobox]

i would jump her or her likeness if i ever got the chance, FOR SURE!! maybe even a time machine anne coulter...

wow, you've really set the bar high.

[TitusPullo]

wow, you've really set the bar high.


"reach for the stars so if you fall..." well whatever, i wear a helmet just in case...

[ciaobox]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny-pictures-next-time-your-cat-will-wear-a-helmet.jpg

[TitusPullo]

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[Bill Cosby]

i have crush/bonah for on ms olivia munn , shes the only reason to hwatch G4


LOL.............. Not a bad reason......

http://www.dasgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/olivia-munn-3.jpg

http://xrayvision.today.com/files/2009/06/27oct17-olivia-munn.jpg

[TitusPullo]

it used to be called Tech-tv and they had 2 middleaged chubby guys who probably knew a shit about computers hosting their main shows, its G4 now and they have really saturated it with trendy pop crapola and hot chickens...i rarely watch ...CODEMONKEYS is cool though

[Bill Cosby]

http://rlv.zcache.com/misery_loves_company_magnet-p147584098846273913qjy4_400.jpg

[ciaobox]

i may as well have a boil on my butt i'm such a pain in the ass!

:o

[TitusPullo]

my life is completely miserable....

[TitusPullo]

i hope green tea cures misery

[ciaobox]

i hope green tea cures misery

a good teabagging always clears a head.

this tea cured my misery?

http://www.vitadiscount.com/vitasprings/senna-leaf-tea-alvita-tea.jpg

[ciaobox]

if you're gonna hwallow you might as well swallow...

[ciaobox]

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[ciaobox]

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[TitusPullo]

people hate you ciao, they dont care how clever you are...they just hate you!

[Bill Cosby]

Yep................

ciao makes them laugh when they wanna be pissed..........

Makes them happy when they wanna be sad & self loathing........

What a terrible person. Just terrible..........:lmao2: :lmao2:

[ciaobox]

people hate you ciao, they dont care how clever you are...they just hate you!

god you're a stupid whore.

[ciaobox]

Yep................

ciao makes them laugh when they wanna be pissed..........

Makes them happy when they wanna be sad & self loathing........

What a terrible person. Just terrible..........:lmao2: :lmao2:

you are the best bill cosby out of all the bill cosbys.

[Bill Cosby]

http://www.jackassworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/golden_dil_540.jpg

[TitusPullo]

god you're a stupid whore.

i agree 100% with that statement.

[TitusPullo]

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[TitusPullo]

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[TitusPullo]

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[TitusPullo]

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[TitusPullo]

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[Bill Cosby]

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[Bill Cosby]

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[Bill Cosby]

clear out your pm folder as it is full..............~~~

[MarkMiller]

OK.....done.

[MarkMiller]

I am giving up for tonight. I'll try again tomorrow.

Damn Department of Corrections Union.......

[ciaobox]

my egg puns are forever lost in cyberspace

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC7sSMWLwDo&feature=PlayList&p=A7A7E5B00F312921&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=2

[TitusPullo]

http://www.anheuser-busch.com/Press/2009/Sept/MichelobFallSamplerPack-12Bottles.png:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[ciaobox]

gotta love a good Rye Pa...

[TitusPullo]

there are too many flavors to enjoy a good bender, of course i only drink one or 2 at a time..

the rye hwas bitter and i love rye toast, the porter was sweet and tasty but too heavy-(like guiness) i cannot imagine trying to drink it all up unless you are hungry for a meal in a glass and the hwheat was okay (the limited time offer bud lite goldenwheat is also okay, if the place yu shop only has mainstreamers beer)....havent tried the pale ALEyet

i hwould rather micropub beers cause its the house special and you dont have to choose one distinct brand, also i hate drunking beer usually.... but i really hate everything about lite beer.

i <3 kraut food

[Bill Cosby]

Never tried any of them........ I have had the reg Micheolb many times..

I had that ulta Michelob once.... & then only a few sips.........

I was kayaking & if was over 100 degrees in the shade so I was looking forward to that cold one under a nice big oak tree...

I took one sip & was in shock......... I took another sip & could not believe I had just kayaked about 5 miles & was dumping more only liquid into the river, rather than insult my buds w/ that alka selter posing as beer...........

What is the rye like???

I like brown ales & scotch ales........ Anything like that??

[Surfrider]

well sure!

I remember that episode of Eight is Enough too. Wasn't that the one with Chris Bradford as a guest in it? What a whiner.

http://wpcontent.answers.com/wikipedia/en/5/53/Eight_is_Enough.gif

http://www.redhousechildrensbookaward.co.uk/siteimages/authors/ChrisBradford.jpg

Chris Bradford


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The name of this thread is;

wallowing blog of misery

[Surfrider]

http://www.jackassworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/golden_dil_540.jpg

Your best yet, Bill!

[TitusPullo]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2304/2406185189_6c78103687.jpg


yay another fun sampler pack (not pictured but similar) tho with different flavors ty hwalmart...

leines classic amber, red lager, creamy dark and featuring 'featured brew' which is Fireside Nut Brown :thumbsup:

[Surfrider]

http://ne.edgecastcdn.net/000987/cdn/oliviamunn.com/assets/animated-gifs/olivia-munn-animated-12.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX1lVD2ZY80
"Something snappy. Something that really pops!" ~Tom Hanks in Big Wednesday or Mr. White in That Thing You Do?

Original Song Title: "Hey Mickey"
Original Performer: Toni Basil?

Parody Song Title: "Hey Nicky"
Parody Written by: Weird Al's Evil Twin


I thought I'd make a parody of nickelodeon's lame programming,and reminesing the good times of nick
(chorus of nick haters)
oh nicky you're so lame,I can't even say your name,hey nicky,hey nicky(repeat 4 times)

(me)hey nicky...
you used to be so cool,with all those quirky shows
you used to be the best station I ever saw
now all of your new shows suck,so can't you stop it now,nicky?

there's so many stupid shows about young teenage girls
like zoey 101 or unfabulous
they both suck all the same,so take they off the air nicky.

oh nicky,it's a pity you don't understand
that you think crappy humor is gonna get you ratings
oh nicky what happened,you used to be so cool
but lokk at ya now,nicky,I hate you now nicky,now nicky,you really suck,nicky

hey nicky..
the worst crap you have is that kappy mikey show
you think pseudo-anime is gonna make you gold
you really need to change,or you will fall,nicky.

I'd rather pull my eye-balls right off of my face
than sit through something like the stuff that you displace
so if you want more fans,then go back to your roots,nicky

oh nicky,you're a pity,you don't understand
that people won't actually do that let's just play junk
oh nicky you're naive,what's you gonna do
to make your station better,to make it good,nicky,good,nicky,it really sucks nicky

(resprise of the beginning,until fade)

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[Surfrider]

:talktothehand:

Mr. Wednesday, That Thing You Do?

http://www.starz.com/titles/ThatThingYouDo!/PublishingImages/that_thing_you_do_1996_685x385.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xdn5sKmgKEk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFs1Sc12X60

The Wonders - That Thing You Do! Lyrics

You,
Doin' that thing you do,
Breaking my heart into a million pieces,
Like you always do
And you,
Don't mean to be cruel,
You never even knew about the heartache,
I've been going through
Well I try and try to forget you girl,
But it's just so hard to do,
Every time you do that thing you do

I,
Know all the games you play,
And I'm gonna find a way to let you know that,
You'll be mine someday
'Cause we,
Could be happy can't you see,
If you'd only let me be the one to hold you,
And keep you here with me
'Cause I try and try to forget you girl,
But it's just so hard to do,
Every time you do that thing you do

I don't ask a lot girl,
But I know one thing's for sure,
It's the love I haven't got girl,
And I just can't take it anymore

'Cause we,
Could be happy can't you see,
If you'd only let me be the one to hold you,
And keep you here with me
Cause it hurts me so just to see you go,
Around with someone new,
And if I know you you're doin' that thing,
Every day just doin' that thing,
I can't take you doing that thing you do

(You can send that ring tone to a cell phone. Fortunately, I do not have one, and pray I never do).

[Surfrider]

OR

When you touch my hand, you hold my heart ONLY - By the Beach Boys on Reprisal Records. Not a "p" violation, watch out for those alifornia curves.

Coming on CBS, "Twenty Something" starring Peter Horton.
One episode, September, 2016 for 15 hours!

http://www.watchingcriminalminds.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/cbs.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wfCNpZNG54

I burn the motion picture, Do that Thing You Do into my brain almost everyday for 1929!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDHjoyimeGY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7zuV5xaGAw

Ok, kiddos! It's Howdy Doody time. Fasten your seat belts. go......if your ready for the ride of your life!


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[Surfrider]

No response. Batten, Barton, Durstin & Osborn has fulfilled it's contractual obligation TWO this thread. Questions? There is more about BBDO on Google, and we are hiring. Gotta lot of work ahead. (We make mistakes too, we are not Big Brother, but we read 1984 too!). Thank you for your time and consideration. http://www.bbdo.com/worldwide

http://www.pp2g.tv/vZHh6ZnQ_.aspx

[ciaobox]

:thumbsup: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2304/2406185189_6c78103687.jpg


yay another fun sampler pack (not pictured but similar) tho with different flavors ty hwalmart...

leines classic amber, red lager, creamy dark and featuring 'featured brew' which is Fireside Nut Brown :thumbsup:

chippewa falls swill is alright i guess. do yourself a favora majora and see if the hwalmart can order up some summit, the beer of champions.

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/33/86/Summit_Extra_Pale_Ale1-resized200.jpg

[Bill Cosby]

Anyone tried moose drool??

[TitusPullo]

http://blog.reviewthatshit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Michelob-AmberBock.jpg


so im not a huge michelob fan, but im tired of budwieser and dont feel like imbibing the champagne of beers....so ive been michelobing it.

amber bock could be alot worse, its tasty even after 7 or someything its decent enough to not get tired of and not too expensive to complain about... it has yet to remind me of buttwhistler or watered down lite and/whORe flavorless brew...:thumbsup: i give it a thumbs up, because the happiness which is found in the roasty toasty malts is contageous at this point.


missbox, hwalmart has no summit (its just a straight shot down to consumer hell)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TitusPullo]

Anyone tried moose drool??


you mean the moose head?

i have yet to appreciate that particular brew.

[ciaobox]

you mean the moose head?

i have yet to appreciate that particular brew.

it won't compare to the other moose head you had. :taunt:

don't they have liquor stores in appalachia?

[Bill Cosby]

you mean the moose head?

i have yet to appreciate that particular brew.

No, not that Canadian beer,which is pretty good.... It is out of Montana... It is a brown ale........http://www.bigskybrew.com/uploads/images/moose.gif

It is from Big Sky brewery (http://www.bigskybrew.com/Our_Beers/Moose_Drool)........

I like browns & scotch ales as well as bock & double bock...........

Sam Adams have an excellent double bock (http://www.samueladams.com/imperialseries/doublebock.html)but only this time of year..http://www.samueladams.com/imperialseries/img/btl_DB.jpg

[ciaobox]

i will wait patiently for the triple bock release...:thumbsup:

in the meantime...
http://www.artthrob.co.za/03nov/images/absolut01a.jpg

[Bill Cosby]

Triple bock???

I have had some good ones from Germany, Northern Italy & Czech repub

[ROdger Right]

Not that beer is my first pick but damn is natty ice good.

A vet introduced it to me and the only problem with it is there arent many others who enjoy it as much as I. Which ceases to be a problem when they drink their own light beer or some other weakness

[Bill Cosby]

Not that beer is my first pick but damn is natty ice good.

A vet introduced it to me and the only problem with it is there arent many others who enjoy it as much as I. Which ceases to be a problem when they drink their own light beer or some other weakness

I have had it lots of times............ & w/ a twist of lemon...........

It is not my favorite but it is cheap........... So if I have a bunch of ppl coming over to play pool that is the/their backup........... They don't like it tuff shit they should of brought more beer w/ them.........

O have even had some complain- I told don't fuckin drink it.........

Some of those same fools though could not even tell the difference when I did a blind taste test... I put in a few lagers & the ice...... They can't tell the difference & over 3/4 of the time they are wrong if given several choices..

& the more they drink the worse their odds of getting it right........... Not sure proving them full of shit was such a good idea though..........lol

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