Favorite Movie Lines!

[doctordog]

Tony Montana

"You know what I'm talking about you fucking cockaroach!"

"Every dog has his day" -my favorite:)

"You want a job Ernie?"

[Smurf-Herder]

Merovingian: Choice is an illusion, created between those with power, and those without.

- The Matrix Reloaded

[Bill Cosby]

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[doctordog]

Good ones!

[Citizen]

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly.

So long as the Arabs fight tribe against tribe, so long will they be a little people, a silly people - greedy, barbarous, and cruel, as you are.

There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly. The... the other important joke, for me, is one that's usually attributed to Groucho Marx; but, I think it appears originally in Freud's "Wit and Its Relation to the Unconscious," and it goes like this - I'm paraphrasing - um, "I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member." That's the key joke of my adult life, in terms of my relationships with women.

Just get up off the ground, that's all I ask. Get up there with that lady that's up on top of this Capitol dome, that lady that stands for liberty. Take a look at this country through her eyes if you really want to see something. And you won't just see scenery; you'll see the whole parade of what Man's carved out for himself, after centuries of fighting. Fighting for something better than just jungle law, fighting so's he can stand on his own two feet, free and decent, like he was created, no matter what his race, color, or creed. That's what you'd see. There's no place out there for graft, or greed, or lies, or compromise with human liberties. And, uh, if that's what the grownups have done with this world that was given to them, then we'd better get those boys' camps started fast and see what the kids can do. And it's not too late, because this country is bigger than the Taylors, or you, or me, or anything else. Great principles don't get lost once they come to light. They're right here; you just have to see them again!

I *am* big. It's the *pictures* that got small.

The, uh, stuff that dreams are made of.

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[Binky]

"Fill your hands with lead, you son-of-a-bitches." John Wayne in True Grit as he rides into the valley with guns ready to blaze....:D

"Tomorrow is another day." Scarlet O'Hara in Gone With The Wind, after hubby, Rhet Butler, (Clark Gable), walks out on her.

"And it comes up smelling like stinky poo." The private detective in Shall We Dance.

[doctordog]

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[Captain Obvious]

"I want this guy taken out, and I want him taken out fast. You and that other dummy better start getting more personally involved in your work, or I'm gonna stab you in the heart with a pencil. You got the message."

Jimmy Serrano - Midnight Run

That fucking movie has a treasure trove of great one liners.

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[Parade Rain]

"I want this guy taken out, and I want him taken out fast. You and that other dummy better start getting more personally involved in your work, or I'm gonna stab you in the heart with a pencil. You got the message."

Jimmy Serrano - Midnight Run

That fucking movie has a treasure trove of great one liners.

''...and be sure to speak into the MICROPHONE!"

Hilarious flick.

[Parade Rain]

"Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You fucked up - you trusted us!"

- Anmal House

[petetree]

"Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You fucked up - you trusted us!"

- Anmal House

Haha! Good one!

And this!

Dean Wormer (to Flounder)- "Son, fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life."

Flounder- "Raaallllfff"

[slowhand]

"Now Yooze cant leave"

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[Smurf-Herder]

"History is'a made at night! Character is what you are in the dark!"

- Lord John Whorfin from The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

[Binky]

"Hang on, as we're in for a bumpy ride." Joan Crawford to Ann Blythe, in All About Eve. Circa 1940s. :D

[Captain Obvious]

“I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

Taunting French Guard - Monty Python's Holy Grail

[Smurf-Herder]

"When I was a kid, we fuckin' respected our parents, we didn't fuckin' eat 'em!"

Harrison - from Undead

[Smurf-Herder]

Mary: At the store, can you buy a new frying pan? I'm a little squeamish about using the one we use to kill people.

Paul: Why don't you go to bed, honey? I'll bag the Nazi and straighten up.

- Eating Raoul 1982

[Citizen]

Wait a minute, wait a minute, you ain't heard nothin' yet! Wait a minute, I tell ya! You ain't heard nothin'!

And you never will. But I've got a job to do, too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now... Here's looking at you kid.

Who'd you think I was anyway? The guy that walks into a good looking dame's front parlour and says, "Good afternoon, I sell accident insurance on husbands... you got one that's been around too long? One you'd like to turn into a little hard cash?"

Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.

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[Smurf-Herder]

J. Frank Parnell: Ever been to Utah? Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense. Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year. They ought to have them, too. When they canceled the project it almost did me in. One day my mind was full to bursting. The next day - nothing. Swept away. But I'll show them. I had a lobotomy in the end.

Otto: Lobotomy? Isn't that for loonies?

Parnell: Not at all. Friend of mine had one. Designer of the neutron bomb. You ever hear of the neutron bomb? Destroys people - leaves buildings standing. Fits in a suitcase. It's so small, no one knows it's there until - BLAMMO. Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead. So immoral, working on the thing can drive you mad. That's what happened to this friend of mine. So he had a lobotomy. Now he's well again.

- Repo Man 1984

[Citizen]

Five foot ten, strongly built, about a hundred and eighty pounds; hair blonde, eyes pale blue. He'd be about thirty-five now. He said he lived in Philadelphia, but he may have lied. That's all I can remember, mum, but if I think of any more, I will let you know. Oh, and Senator, just one more thing: love your suit!

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.

Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you.


Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.

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[Mr, gone]

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[Citizen]

I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free.

It was nothing like that, penis-breath!

Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.

It wasn't him, Charley, it was you. Remember that night in the Garden you came down to my dressing room and you said, "Kid, this ain't your night. We're going for the price on Wilson." You remember that? "This ain't your night"! My night! I coulda taken Wilson apart! So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors on the ballpark and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palooka-ville! You was my brother, Charley, you shoulda looked out for me a little bit. You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn't have to take them dives for the short-end money....

You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley.

Rosebud.


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[Hog Trash]

"I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it any more"! - NETWORK

"What we have here, is a failure to communicate". - COOL HAND LUKE

[Bill Cosby]

"feelin lucky today"........................ Clint

Arnie................ "I lied"............

[Captain Obvious]

[I]"What we have here, is a failure to communicate". - COOL HAND LUKE

Great line, great fucking movie.

[doctordog]

Paulie: "Remember what I said about wanting to be you" (after seeing the big Russain)

Rocky: "yeah"

Paulie: "Forget it"

Rocky: "thanks Paulie"

[Citizen]

This here's Miss Bonnie Parker. I'm Clyde Barrow. We rob banks.

That's the way it crumbles... cookie-wise.

I hate the British! You are defeated but you have no shame. You are stubborn but you have no pride. You endure but you have no courage. I hate the British!

You see, sir, rich people and theorists - who are usually rich people - think of poverty in the negative, as the lack of riches - as disease might be called the lack of health. But it isn't, sir. Poverty is not the lack of anything, but a positive plague, virulent in itself, contagious as cholera, with filth, criminality, vice and despair as only a few of its symptoms. It is to be stayed away from, even for purposes of study. It is to be shunned.

Just try and stay out of my way. Just try! I'll get you, my pretty and your little dog too!

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[Hog Trash]

Great line, great fucking movie.I've used that line on my children many times when they were trying to convince me of something that I wasn't about to buy.

The frustration and anger displayed on their young faces at the mention of those few words was priceless...An instant issue ender.

[Citizen]

Power is when we have every justification to kill, and we don't...

That's what the Emperor said. A man steals something, he's brought in before the Emperor, he throws himself down on the ground. He begs for his life, he knows he's going to die. And the Emperor... pardons him. This worthless man, he lets him go....

That's power, Amon. That is power.

Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. Men, all this stuff you’ve heard about America not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung. Americans traditionally love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big league ball player, the toughest boxer. Americans love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all the time. I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That’s why Americans have never lost and will never lose a war. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to Americans.

Now, an Army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality for the Saturday Evening Post don’t know anything more about real battle than they do about fornicating.

We have the finest food and equipment, the best spirit and the best men in the world. You know, by God I actually pity those poor bastards we’re going up against. By God, I do. We’re not just going to shoot the bastards, we’re going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We’re going to murder those lousy Hun bastards by the bushel.

Now, some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your duty. The Nazis are the enemy. Wade into them. Spill their blood. Shoot them in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do.

Now there’s another thing I want you to remember. I don’t want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We’re not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we’re not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're gonna go through him like crap through a goose.

There’s one thing that you men will be able to say when you get back home. And you may thank God for it. Thirty years from now when you’re sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks you what did you do in the great World War II, you won’t have to say, "Well, I shoveled shit in Louisiana."

Alright now, you sons-of-bitches, you know how I feel. Oh, and I will be proud to lead you wonderful guys into battle – anytime, anywhere.

That’s all.

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[Captain Obvious]

Hey Citizen - you're worse than fucking surfrider.

Give it a rest already.

[Citizen]

Hey Citizen - you're worse than fucking surfrider.

Give it a rest already.

wtf........

[Captain Obvious]

wtf........

Nice catch.

Personally, I don't mind that shit but rules are rules.

[Citizen]

Nice catch.

Personally, I don't mind that shit but rules are rules.

Its labor day weekend. Nothing much going on in the news. Same 'ol gibber gabber going on. Shootin' the shit. Not my thread anyway. Blah blah blah blah blah... whatevers I quit anyway. :) I could probably crap on everyone's film knowledge in here and in real life so don't even tempt me. :D

[Captain Obvious]

Its labor day weekend. Nothing much going on in the news. Same 'ol gibber gabber going on. Shootin' the shit. Not my thread anyway. Blah blah blah blah blah... whatevers I quit anyway. :) I could probably crap on everyone's film knowledge in here and in real life so don't even tempt me. :D

Go for it.

You a stooges fan?

[Citizen]

Go for it.

You a stooges fan?

Not really for the most part they never accomplished a feature length successful film. They mainly did shorts. The closest thing they ever had IMO, is their cameo appearance in... It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World (1963).

I have a strict viewing standard of watching minimum approx 60 minute + films (& also Un Chien Andalou). Somewhere around that is my cut off. After that I mainly specialize in US & UK releases. I have feature length film favorites from 1915 through 2009. Went to a University to study film, in the past I've helped other students ace their film exams yada yada yada...

[Bill Cosby]

Not really for the most part they never accomplished a feature length successful film. They mainly did shorts. The closest thing they ever had IMO, is their cameo appearance in... It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World (1963).

I have a strict viewing standard of watching minimum approx 60 minute + films (& also Un Chien Andalou). Somewhere around that is my cut off. After that I mainly specialize in US & UK releases. I have feature length film favorites from 1915 through 2009. Went to a University to study film, in the past I've helped other students ace their film exams yada yada yada...

Very cool.......... Several of those great lines I have not heard before....

What is your opinion of the spaghetti westerns.....???

& that music...Oy.... :happy: :yay:

[Citizen]

Very cool.......... Several of those great lines I have not heard before....

What is your opinion of the spaghetti westerns.....???

& that music...Oy.... :happy: :yay:

E--nni--o Mo--rri--cone! Ser--gi--o Le--o--ne. Yup, great films. Technically speaking are foreign/non-British films and thus are outside of my grade standards. I've seen my share of foreign films in general. Of all the countries I like Italy's films probably the best. The film 8 1/2 is my favorite foreign flick so far. Wow, wow, wow, wow! Every frame of the film could be in a black and white photography exhibit! Just saw it for the first time 6 months ago. Shame on me for not seeing it before! I really liked La Dolce Vita, I really liked La Strada... but that was amazing. I have about 100 foreign films on my que to see so you don't have to get me started. :)