wayers57
09-01-2009, 12:43 AM
A man goes out for the night and meets a great looking woman at the local night club. They dance, drinks, and things go well the next thing you know he is driving her home. She invites him in and the animal instinct takes over and they start ripping each others clothes off!
He kisses her lips, down her neck, kisses both breast before working his way lower. When he gets to the Y he realizes that this was what he was looking for and he goes crazy, licking, kissing, and more licking. After about five minutes he feels something in his mouth, he backs off and it is a little piece of yellow corn. He thinks this is weird but it taste great so he goes right back to eating and the woman is panting like a dog.
In a few more minutes he come across something else in his mouth, he spits and out comes a green pea. Hmmm, thinking to himself, that is odd but it is still good so he cast the pea to the side and goes back to licking and kisssing that beaver.:disbelief:
5 more minutes pass and he almost chokes on something bigger, he backs off it and spits and out comes a "baby carrot":disbelief:
He shouts "DAMN BITCH, are you sick or something?"
She says " NO, but the guy before you was!":lmao2: :lmao2:
He kisses her lips, down her neck, kisses both breast before working his way lower. When he gets to the Y he realizes that this was what he was looking for and he goes crazy, licking, kissing, and more licking. After about five minutes he feels something in his mouth, he backs off and it is a little piece of yellow corn. He thinks this is weird but it taste great so he goes right back to eating and the woman is panting like a dog.
In a few more minutes he come across something else in his mouth, he spits and out comes a green pea. Hmmm, thinking to himself, that is odd but it is still good so he cast the pea to the side and goes back to licking and kisssing that beaver.:disbelief:
5 more minutes pass and he almost chokes on something bigger, he backs off it and spits and out comes a "baby carrot":disbelief:
He shouts "DAMN BITCH, are you sick or something?"
She says " NO, but the guy before you was!":lmao2: :lmao2: