Eman Has Arrived

[Environment Man]

Those Nazis were "realists."

The ultimate destination of BIG Government.

[T-Cat]

Commie Socialist.Republicans love big government. Get used to it.

Radioactive smoke.Could be. Nasty shit.

[T-Cat]

Those Nazis were "realists."Godwin wins again!

[Environment Man]

Republicans love big government. Get used to it.



I am not a Republican and you are right.

[Environment Man]

Is Rachel Maddow cute?

[Mike D.]

I am not a Republican and you are right.

We need a true third party. Not a party to wait in line to waste a vote on.

[T-Cat]

I am not a Republican and you are right.And the number of non-Republicans and non-Democrats that are going to be elected is ______?

[Environment Man]

We need a true third party. Not a party to wait in line to waste a vote on.

Our two party system is really a one party system.

A monopoly that keeps any competition out.

BIG is just bad in most instances.

[Environment Man]

And the number of non-Republicans and non-Democrats that are going to be elected is ______?

Well now that's our problem isn't it?

Nothing will really change so just go participate in consumer capitalism.

[T-Cat]

Is Rachel Maddow cute?eaahyyehhl uuuuuhhouolhhhhh uuhhhhhwelll uuuuuuhhh errrrrr...yessortaohslue...may8b

[T-Cat]

Our two party system is really a one party system.

A monopoly that keeps any competition out.

BIG is just bad in most instances.You used to say the two party system is what made America great.

So is it the one party system that made America great?

[T-Cat]

Well now that's our problem isn't it?

Nothing will really change so just go participate in consumer capitalism.Until you are all consumed out.

[Mike D.]

Is Rachel Maddow cute?

She is Kieth Olberman's twin brother.

[Environment Man]

eaahyyehhl uuuuuhhouolhhhhh uuhhhhhwelll uuuuuuhhh errrrrr...yessortaohslue...may8b

I feel the same way. She's doable though.

[Environment Man]

You used to say the two party system is what made America great.

So is it the one party system that made America great?

Did I say that?

I don't remember saying that.

Anyway, that would have been before they got too big, poewrful and exclusive.

And merged into one corporate party.

[Environment Man]

She is Kieth Olberman's twin brother.

Is Keith gay too?

[T-Cat]

I feel the same way. She's doable though.I have this horrible image in my head now.... thanx

[Environment Man]

Until you are all consumed out.

Bite your Canadian.

There is no such thing as 'all consumed out' in America.

Wal-Mart always has stuff to buy.

[T-Cat]

Did I say that?

I don't remember saying that.You said it several times.

Anyway, that would have been before they got too big, poewrful and exclusive.

And merged into one corporate party.When would peg the date of the merger at?

[Mike D.]

Is Keith gay too?

I think Keith is asexual. No one good enough for him except himself. He probably secretly wants to do Laura Ingrahm, though.

[Environment Man]

I have this horrible image in my head now.... thanx

Eman and Rachel Maddow locked in numerous lovemaking positions?

[T-Cat]

Eman and Rachel Maddow locked in numerous lovemaking positions?Gawd... more than one????? Have some mercy.

[Environment Man]

I think Keith is asexual. No one good enough for him except himself. He probably secretly wants to do Laura Ingrahm, though.

Laura would strap on and reach around Keith.

[Environment Man]

Gawd... more than one????? Have some mercy.

Well normally the missionary is sufficient.

But Rachel is probably a freak.

[Mike D.]

Laura would strap on and reach around Keith.

Laura would give him a reason to shout. Anne Coulter, too.

[Environment Man]

Laura would give him a reason to shout. Anne Coulter, too.

Oh Anne Coulter is one hot skinny babe.

Could you imagine being with Laura Ingrahm and Anne Coulter.

Damn. That is scary.

[Environment Man]

Slowhand and Mint Julep are making love again over in the PG Thread.

[Mike D.]

It is now. It is forever. It is................................ bedtime.

[Environment Man]

It is now. It is forever. It is................................ bedtime.

Eman will carry on in your absence.

It is now.

[Mike D.]

Damn. Private message from relative caught me on FB. Don't these people know a man needs his Z's?

[Environment Man]

Facebook has become quite the juggernaut.

I think it definitely cut into chat board use.

I know I spend more time there than a year ago.

[Mike D.]

Facebook has become quite the juggernaut.

I think it definitely cut into chat board use.

I know I spend more time there than a year ago.

A year ago I had an account that I had forgotten I had. Now I'm checking the damn thing every five minutes.

[Environment Man]

A year ago I had an account that I had forgotten I had. Now I'm checking the damn thing every five minutes.

Right. That's what I am talking about.

Facebook just 'took off.'

And I like it that it is not anonymous.

People are themselves and you can deal with them straight up.

[Mike D.]

Right. That's what I am talking about.

Facebook just 'took off.'

And I like it that it is not anonymous.

People are themselves and you can deal with them straight up.

Right. No hidden agendas. No smoke and mirrors. Plus you can feel obligated to friend people you really don't like. Or know.

[Environment Man]

Right. No hidden agendas. No smoke and mirrors. Plus you can feel obligated to friend people you really don't like. Or know.

It seems to be pretty well self policing too.

I was already pretty public.

It would be funny when some antagonists would think they 'found something' when they 'found me.'

I always found that to be SO amusing.

[Mike D.]

Your thread died after I signed off. You have to keep the masses entertained.

[Environment Man]

Your thread died after I signed off. You have to keep the masses entertained.

You are a star man.

When you leave, so does the crowd.

[Mike D.]

You are a star man.

When you leave, so does the crowd.

Bullshit. There just wasn't a crowd. You've done just fine with no help from anyone. Of course TCrazy's Canadian circular arguments help keep traffic slowing down to look :-)

[Environment Man]

Bullshit. There just wasn't a crowd. You've done just fine with no help from anyone. Of course TCrazy's Canadian circular arguments help keep traffic slowing down to look :-)

TCrazy can write volumes about nothing.

Responses to the volumes of the nothings that I post.

[Mike D.]

It is like an epic SEINFELD episode.

[Environment Man]

It is like an epic SEINFELD episode.

Good comparison.

Threads and comments that say a lot of nothing about essentially nothing.

So 'that's why Seinfeld worked.'

[Mike D.]

Good comparison.

Threads and comments that say a lot of nothing about essentially nothing.

So 'that's why Seinfeld worked.'

Right. Stuff people could relate to that meant nothing in and of itself. You're sitting on a cash cow, in other words.

[Mike D.]

The "new and improved" PG site now has a whopping 40 members. They better watch it or they'll crash a server.

I guess too many people had caught on to their Nazi Stomp and jumped ship before the Allied forces invaded.

[Environment Man]

The "new and improved" PG site now has a whopping 40 members. They better watch it or they'll crash a server.

I guess too many people had caught on to their Nazi Stomp and jumped ship before the Allied forces invaded.

Now Mike. Play nice.

I think Eric learned a lot (about himself) during the PG episode too.

[Mike D.]

Now Mike. Play nice.

I think Eric learned a lot (about himself) during the PG episode too.

Just a little tongue-in-cheek. No offense to Eric. He always treated me decently.

[T-Cat]

TCrazy can write volumes about nothing.

Responses to the volumes of the nothings that I post.What? Say it ain't so E! :eek:

Too bad PG shutdown, we wrote enough nothing there to publish a trilogy of nothing.

[Environment Man]

Just a little tongue-in-cheek. No offense to Eric. He always treated me decently.

I think he learned that being a little to controlling turned a lot of people off.

But he learned the lesson quickly and created The Zone, which was a free for all.

And he never interfered. You know I pushed the limits.

But by then, it was kind of too late. Too many casualties.

Slowhand is STILL wounded.

[Environment Man]

What? Say it ain't so E! :eek:

Too bad PG shutdown, we wrote enough nothing there to publish a trilogy of nothing.

I want to get my transcripts from Eric and publish a book.

"Eman: The PG Diaries"

[T-Cat]

I want to get my transcripts from Eric and publish a book.

"Eman: The PG Diaries"Who would you dedicate it to?

[Environment Man]

"Wipeout" is excellent television.

High art.

[Environment Man]

Who would you dedicate it to?

Dedicated to:

T-Cat
Leisure C
DDT
Eric
Dsolo
(and my PG girlfriend Harper Lee)

[Environment Man]

That is a new avatar TCrazy.

Eman notices these things.

[Mike D.]

Is it new?

[T-Cat]

That is a new avatar TCrazy.

Eman notices these things.Same pancakes, new bunny.

[Environment Man]

Is it new?

Yes. A close up.

smaller pancakes.

[Mike D.]

Same pancakes, new bunny.

What is the deal with Pancake Bunny? Or do I not want to know?

[T-Cat]

Yes. A close up.

smaller pancakes.Shrinkage due to the heat.

[Environment Man]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_s9Njkz4z26Y/TGSRgfXQwkI/AAAAAAAAANI/cZY2NTZrBDg/S300/EmanHancock.jpg

[T-Cat]

What is the deal with Pancake Bunny? Or do I not want to know?No deal actually. I was just looking for some goofy avatar.

It does, however, somewhat reflect the reality of message boards.

"I have no idea what you're talking about... so here's a bunny with a pancake on its head."

[Environment Man]

No deal actually. I was just looking for some goofy avatar.

It does, however, somewhat reflect the reality of message boards.

"I have no idea what you're talking about... so here's a bunny with a pancake on its head."

Inspirational TCrazy Philosophy.

[T-Cat]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_s9Njkz4z26Y/TGSRgfXQwkI/AAAAAAAAANI/cZY2NTZrBDg/S300/EmanHancock.jpgLOL! Go for it. You will have to shrink it a bit though.

[Environment Man]

LOL! Go for it. You will have to shrink it a bit though.

Although that superhero look is more fitting, I think I will stick with Gort.

[Mike D.]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_s9Njkz4z26Y/TGSRgfXQwkI/AAAAAAAAANI/cZY2NTZrBDg/S300/EmanHancock.jpg

Oh yes. Hell yes. You must use that somehow. It breathes cool.

[Mike D.]

No deal actually. I was just looking for some goofy avatar.

It does, however, somewhat reflect the reality of message boards.

"I have no idea what you're talking about... so here's a bunny with a pancake on its head."

Androgynous and abstract. You're a funny bunny.

[T-Cat]

Although that superhero look is more fitting, I think I will stick with Gort.http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d120/Titaniumcat/GortHancock.jpg


I can't tell the difference.

[Mike D.]

Inspirational TCrazy Philosophy.

Otherwise known as TCircular Logic.

[Mike D.]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d120/Titaniumcat/GortHancock.jpg

:lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2:

[Environment Man]

Oh yes. Hell yes. You must use that somehow. It breathes cool.

Eman. The supercool superhero.

[Environment Man]

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d120/Titaniumcat/GortHancock.jpg


I can't tell the difference.

Pretty fast with the photo shop T.

[Environment Man]

Otherwise known as TCircular Logic.

TCircularity Illogic.

[Environment Man]

:lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2:

TCrazy would step on Eman's cool.

[Environment Man]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_s9Njkz4z26Y/TFD1C32ClJI/AAAAAAAAAMI/2v5QG1VNLY8/S300/SuperheroWhiteSuit.jpg

[Mike D.]

TCrazy would step on Eman's cool.

It's jealous. What kind of superhero can one make with a pancake and a bunny?

[Environment Man]

It's jealous. What kind of superhero can one make with a pancake and a bunny?

I agree.

Whereas Eman gets his cool on, TCrazy gets its goofy on. :lmao2:

[Mike D.]

I agree.

Whereas Eman gets his cool on, TCrazy gets its goofy on. :lmao2:

Canada is to superheroes as the Brits are to good movies.

[Environment Man]

Canada is to superheroes as the Brits are to good movies.

Canada is to superheroes what Japanese are to monster movies.

[Mike D.]

Is this thread usually this dead during the week or has my coming jinxed it somehow?

[Environment Man]

Is this thread usually this dead during the week or has my coming jinxed it somehow?

It is August. Vacation.

But we only allow an eclectic clientele into this thread.

[Mike D.]

It is August. Vacation.

Oh. Vacation for me was in March. So I'm ahead.

But we only allow an eclectic clientele into this thread.

That makes perfect sense. I remember back at Maher when there were far too many commoners--mostly Canadians--allowed entrance. It made for an ornery, pissy, argumentative lot.

[CosmicRocker]

Is it new?
Who is that? It's not Clapton is it?

Cause "Mainline Florida" is prolly my fav song on 461 Ocean Blvd.

[Environment Man]

Oh. Vacation for me was in March. So I'm ahead.

That makes perfect sense. I remember back at Maher when there were far too many commoners--mostly Canadians--allowed entrance. It made for an ornery, pissy, argumentative lot.

Those damned Canadians.

You're right.

Ornery. Pissy. Argumentative [see T-Cat].

[Mike D.]

Who is that? It's not Clapton is it?

Cause "Mainline Florida" is prolly my fav song on 461 Ocean Blvd.

It is indeed Clapton, playing live with Derek & the Dominos.

[CosmicRocker]

Love that song - Orlando here. I like the whole disc.
Crazy bout Clapton :thumbsup:

[Mike D.]

Those damned Canadians.

You're right.

Ornery. Pissy. Argumentative [see T-Cat].

T-Cat. Michelemichele. AUCanada. Like wrestling three alligators. They get you in a death roll and never give up.

[Mike D.]

[QUOTE=Mike D.]
Love that song - Orlando here. I like the whole disc.
Crazy bout Clapton :thumbsup:

I don't live in FL, I just used that because of my being a fan. He's my all-time favorite. Saw him in February with Roger Daltry (The Who fame) as opener. Clapton was awesome. He has a new CD coming out next month.

[Environment Man]

T-Cat. Michelemichele. AUCanada. Like wrestling three alligators. They get you in a death roll and never give up.

Yep.

T-Cat is just relentless.

Michelemichele is an emotional rollercoaster.

And AuCanada is a faux intellectual snob.

I like the death roll thing. If the bite doesn't kill you, the drowning will.

[Mike D.]

Yep.

T-Cat is just relentless.

Michelemichele is an emotional rollercoaster.

And AuCanada is an faux intellectual snob.

I like the death roll thing. If the bite doesn't kill you, the drowning will.

Your descriptions are perfect. Emotional rollercoaster. Faux intellectual snob. Yes.

[Mike D.]

Love that song - Orlando here. I like the whole disc.
Crazy bout Clapton :thumbsup:

His Dominos stuff is my favorite. The three-CD extended Layla Sessions box set is indispensable. The Jams CD is just so awesome. His sound on that album is my favorite. Just Brownie and a Fender Champ amp.

[Environment Man]

Your descriptions are perfect. Emotional rollercoaster. Faux intellectual snob. Yes.

Maybe we should close the northern border.

[CosmicRocker]

[QUOTE=CosmicRocker]

I don't live in FL, I just used that because of my being a fan. He's my all-time favorite. Saw him in February with Roger Daltry (The Who fame) as opener. Clapton was awesome. He has a new CD coming out next month.
Heard about that one, and the Creme re-union .
New disc huh?

[Mike D.]

Maybe we should close the northern border.

I thought about the US citizens taking over Canada and letting the Mexicans have the US, but who in the hell wants to live in Canada by choice?

I'm with you. I say close it.

[T-Cat]

Maybe we should close the northern border.The Chinese will buy our oil. :)

[Environment Man]

I thought about the US citizens taking over Canada and letting the Mexicans have the US, but who in the hell wants to live in Canada by choice?

I'm with you. I say close it.

You were close.

Lets send the illegal Mexicans to Canada.

[Mike D.]

[QUOTE=Mike D.]
Heard about that one, and the Creme re-union .
New disc huh?

Yeah, simply titled Clapton. Hope it's ballsier than his last few. I hate to admit it, but since Journeyman it's been hit or miss. I did like Riding with the King, though. BB is great. All the Kings were great--Albert, BB, and Freddie.

[T-Cat]

You were close.

Lets send the illegal Mexicans to Canada.They are illegal, not crazy.

[Environment Man]

Oh oh Mike. T-Cat's ears must have started burning.

[T-Cat]

Oh oh Mike. T-Cat's ears must have started burning.Just got back from a snobby elitist coffee shop.

[Mike D.]

The Chinese will buy our oil. :)

See? They have some weird sixth sense. You talk about them and one of them shows up. They have supersonic goat hearing.

[Environment Man]

Just got back from a snobby elitist coffee shop.

Did you act snobby too? I comes so natural to you.

[CosmicRocker]

His Dominos stuff is my favorite. The three-CD extended Layla Sessions box set is indispensable. The Jams CD is just so awesome. His sound on that album is my favorite. Just Brownie and a Fender Champ amp.
I like that, but I've seen a live version of Layla, with Phil Collins.
Really liked that; can't say what is my favorite works of his are.
I like the Core, Cocaine, Next time you see her from Slowhand.
He's got so much music you wonder which you wanna hear today.

[Environment Man]

See? They have some weird sixth sense. You talk about them and one of them shows up. They have supersonic goat hearing.

Fucking Canadians can hear a pin drop from 1,000 miles away.

[Mike D.]

You were close.

Lets send the illegal Mexicans to Canada.

They'll make their way there eventually. But there's no lettuce or fruit to pick there. Not enough McDonald's drive-thru's to fuck up orders at. Even the illegals would reject it.

[T-Cat]

Did you act snobby too? I comes so natural to you.I am never snobby.

[Mike D.]

Just got back from a snobby elitist coffee shop.

Was AuCanada there? There can't be that many elitist coffee shops in Canada.

[Environment Man]

I am never snobby.

You have a little bit of a snobby edge T.

Embrace it.

[Environment Man]

Was AuCanada there? There can't be that many elitist coffee shops in Canada.

AuCanada is engaged. Finally.

[T-Cat]

Was AuCanada there? There can't be that many elitist coffee shops in Canada.No, he lives in Eastern Canada. Eastern Canadian snobs don't think Western Canada exists.

[T-Cat]

You have a little bit of a snobby edge T.

Embrace it.Just an edge though, nothing overt.

[Mike D.]

I like that, but I've seen a live version of Layla, with Phil Collins.
Really liked that; can't say what is my favorite works of his are.
I like from Slowhand.
He's got so much music you wonder which you wanna hear today.

I got all of it. The Crossroads 2: Live in the 70's 4-CD box set is awesome, too. Of his solo stuff I like his first CD (I have the 2-CD deluxe edition with a different mix as well as bonus stuff) and No Reason to Cry the best. I picked up the Delaney and Bonnie and Friends on Tour with Eric Clapton CD a couple of weeks ago. Nothing great, but I didn't have it.

[Environment Man]

Just an edge though, nothing overt.

I think everybody feels some minor or major need to feel as though they are better than somebody else.

[Mike D.]

Fucking Canadians can hear a pin drop from 1,000 miles away.

Or a goat bleat.

[Environment Man]

Robin Trower or Eric Clapton?

[T-Cat]

I think everybody feels some minor or major need to feel as though they are better than somebody else.Especially superheros.

[Environment Man]

Or a goat bleat.

I like that: bleat.

With a Canadian, the goat might bleat. Or the goat might moan.

[Mike D.]

AuCanada is engaged. Finally.

I know. Poor lady. She is in for a lot of aggravation.

[Environment Man]

Especially superheros.

Well, like Superman, Eman does not flaunt his superiority.

[Mike D.]

No, he lives in Eastern Canada. Eastern Canadian snobs don't think Western Canada exists.

Oh, I see. See, I would have never known that.

[Environment Man]

I know. Poor lady. She is in for a lot of aggravation.

Next thing you know, she will have him going to church.

He's gonna get 'whipped' quick.

[Mike D.]

Robin Trower or Eric Clapton?

Robin who? :)

[Environment Man]

Oh, I see. See, I would have never known that.

Vancouver is the only thing in Western Canada, right?

[Mike D.]

I like that: bleat.

With a Canadian, the goat might bleat. Or the goat might moan.

I laughed out loud on that one. I'm still laughing.

[T-Cat]

Well, like Superman, Eman does not flaunt his superiority.Well you know the old saying, if you ain't got it, you can't flaunt it.

[Environment Man]

Robin who? :)

Funny. Weren't both of them Yardbirds?

[Environment Man]

I laughed out loud on that one. I'm still laughing.

Actually, so did I Mike, after I wrote it.

[T-Cat]

Vancouver is the only thing in Western Canada, right?Oh no no, Vancouver isn't in Western Canada, people from British Columbia would never say that.

[Mike D.]

Funny. Weren't both of them Yardbirds?

He may be the only one who never was (at least I didn't see his name).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Yardbirds#Members

I was never a Yardbirds fan. Clapton's playing was average in those days. I didn't really think he shined much until Blind Faith, after he left Cream, which I always thought was mostly hit-and-miss hippie music with a few exceptions.

[Environment Man]

He may be the only one who never was (at least I didn't see his name).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Yardbirds#Members

I was never a Yardbirds fan. Clapton's playing was average in those days. I didn't really think he shined much until Blind Faith, after he left Cream, which I always thought was mostly hit-and-miss hippie music with a few exceptions.

Wow. With that list, how did he miss out. I was thinking of Jeff Beck.

[Environment Man]

Oh no no, Vancouver isn't in Western Canada, people from British Columbia would never say that.

Are you serious?

[Mike D.]

Wow. With that list, how did he miss out. I was thinking of Jeff Beck.

Beck is OK. Too technical for me. I like finesse. Soul. Emotion. Beck toured with Clapton a bit earlier this year.

[T-Cat]

Are you serious?More or less, yes. BC has all those mountains and vineyards and mild winters and they don't really like to associate with the cold flat prairies.

[Environment Man]

Beck is OK. Too technical for me. I like finesse. Soul. Emotion. Beck toured with Clapton a bit earlier this year.

Did Hendrix and Clapton ever record anything?

[Mike D.]

Did Hendrix and Clapton ever record anything?

No. They admired each other and covered each others' songs but Hendrix checked out before they ever had the opportunity to record anything together.

[Environment Man]

No. They admired each other and covered each others' songs but Hendrix checked out before they ever had the opportunity to record anything together.

That is sad.

I think they could have produced art together.

But you never know.

[Environment Man]

More or less, yes. BC has all those mountains and vineyards and mild winters and they don't really like to associate with the cold flat prairies.

I am probably a Yukon Territory kind of outback man myself.

[T-Cat]

I am probably a Yukon Territory kind of outback man myself.It actually is very beautiful up there.

[Environment Man]

It actually is very beautiful up there.

I flew over it. Nothing but ice.

[T-Cat]

I flew over it. Nothing but ice.Well it can be a bit chilly in the winter. They've been having a very warm summer though, temps into the mid 80's.

[Mike D.]

I flew over it. Nothing but ice.

Same here.

[Environment Man]

Well it can be a bit chilly in the winter. They've been having a very warm summer though, temps into the mid 80's.

When I flew over all that Canada ice, my thought was that global warming would produce lots of waterfront properties up there.

[Environment Man]

T-Cat was a good sport to take our ribbing about Canadians.

But T-Cat, with all of its flaws, is a good sport.

[Mike D.]

T-Cat was a good sport to take our ribbing about Canadians.

But T-Cat, with all of its flaws, is a good sport.

Yes indeed. AuCanada would have launched a barrage of foul-mouthed elitist missles at us.

[T-Cat]

When I flew over all that Canada ice, my thought was that global warming would produce lots of waterfront properties up there.It will take a lot of warming before you would want waterfront properties on the Arctic ocean. I was in Churchill once in July and it hit 99˚F that day and we went in the water for fun but not for long. Water temp was about 33˚F.

[T-Cat]

T-Cat was a good sport to take our ribbing about Canadians.

But T-Cat, with all of its flaws, is a good sport.Flaws??????????? What flaws? You meant claws, right?

[Environment Man]

It will take a lot of warming before you would want waterfront properties on the Arctic ocean. I was in Churchill once in July and it hit 99˚F that day and we went in the water for fun but not for long. Water temp was about 33˚F.

Well I was thinking of all the frozen lakes I saw. Thousands of them.

[Environment Man]

Flaws??????????? What flaws? You meant claws, right?

FLAWS.

Anal retentive. Atheist. Pancakes on a rabbit's head.

[T-Cat]

Well I was thinking of all the frozen lakes I saw. Thousands of them.How warm do you think those lakes are in the summer? They are f'ing cold.

[T-Cat]

FLAWS.

Anal retentive. Atheist. Pancakes on a rabbit's head.Wow, a triple whammy from e-man. Nasty.

[Environment Man]

How warm do you think those lakes are in the summer? They are f'ing cold.

Well when its 110 F up there the water should be a comfortable 75 degrees.

[Environment Man]

Wow, a triple whammy from e-man. Nasty.

I live for the 'Triple Whammy.'

Just like Dr. Laura Schlessinger.

[T-Cat]

Well when its 110 F up there the water should be a comfortable 75 degrees.You will have been dead for a long time before that will happen.

It gets up to 85-90 sometimes around the Great Bear and Great Slave lakes. Water temperature will still be in the 30's.

[T-Cat]

I live for the 'Triple Whammy.'

Just like Dr. Laura Schlessinger.LOL, yes, I liked her Chris Rock routine.

[Environment Man]

You will have been dead for a long time before that will happen.

It gets up to 85-90 sometimes around the Great Bear and Great Slave lakes. Water temperature will still be in the 30's.

Al Gore says it will happen by 2014.

[Environment Man]

LOL, yes, I liked her Chris Rock routine.

I've gone through that at PG.

Worse at Bill Maher.

[T-Cat]

Al Gore says it will happen by 2014.I think you are exaggerating a little. But hey, now is the time to get cheap land in the Russian desert.

[Environment Man]

I think you are exaggerating a little. But hey, now is the time to get cheap land in the Russian desert.

Radioactive land should grow some good genetically modified crops.

[T-Cat]

Radioactive land should grow some good genetically modified crops.Oh yeah, that is the ticket. And you can cook your own tumors for additional protein.

[Environment Man]

Oh yeah, that is the ticket. And you can cook your own tumors for additional protein.

Ummm. Tumor stew. But cancerous human tissue does not have that much protein.

[T-Cat]

Ummm. Tumor stew. But cancerous human tissue does not have that much protein.Well then eat twice as much.

[Environment Man]

Well then eat twice as much.

I'll have pancakes and rabbit stew.

[T-Cat]

I'll have pancakes and rabbit stew.If you want protien, eat some Canadian Turtles.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_j7nAU9sOTnM/TGExpm0DFoI/AAAAAAAAD3c/D-atRO_LmHI/s400/BaconTurles3.jpg

[Environment Man]

If you want protien, eat some Canadian Turtles.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_j7nAU9sOTnM/TGExpm0DFoI/AAAAAAAAD3c/D-atRO_LmHI/s400/BaconTurles3.jpg

Are those bacon strips on those turtles?

[T-Cat]

Are those bacon strips on those turtles?Mmmmmm mmmmmmm bacon!

Those turtles are made out of hot dogs, btw. And some sort of ground turkey (I think).

[Environment Man]

I eat mostly fish and salads now.

Veggies from my garden.

[T-Cat]

I eat mostly fish and salads now.

Veggies from my garden.I think they sell those three pack bacon turtles in a package with a defibrillator.

[Environment Man]

I think they sell those three pack bacon turtles in a package with a defibrillator.

I'm an omnivore.

But if you really think about it, eating animal meat is weird.

[T-Cat]

I'm an omnivore.

But if you really think about it, eating animal meat is weird.As opposed to what other kind of meat?

[MintJulep]

As opposed to what other kind of meat?Running dead zombie brains.

[T-Cat]

Running dead zombie brains.They are probably better for you than bacon turtles.

Not to be anal (:lmao2:), but isn't dead zombie a little redundant?

[MintJulep]

They are probably better for you than bacon turtles.

Not to be anal (:lmao2:), but isn't dead zombie a little redundant?Yes it is. Deal with it. :lmao2:

[Environment Man]

Running dead zombie brains.

Ummmmmm. I love running dead zombie brains.

There were lots of them at PG. Tasty too.

[Environment Man]

They are probably better for you than bacon turtles.

Not to be anal (:lmao2:), but isn't dead zombie a little redundant?

No. Actually, in "28 Days Later," they were zombies, but in the 'Dead' movies, they are dead but undead.

So I guess the more accurate term would be 'running dead undead zombies.

[Environment Man]

Yes it is. Deal with it. :lmao2:

I told you TCrazy is anal retentive.

[Environment Man]

Lady Gaga & Eman
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1p20WdeXKKs/TGa2NA8XoqI/AAAAAAAAJrU/13wYOxD546A/s200/LadaGagaEman.jpg

[Mike D.]

I'd take Elena over Lady GagGag.

[Mike D.]

AuCanada is getting married today. What do Canadians serve at a wedding reception?

[MintJulep]

I'd take Elena over Lady GagGag.Gaga is mega-ugly. It's shocking to see what a wide following she has. It certainly isn't about her looks or originality. She is a full-on Madonna redux, only ugly. :lmao2:

[T-Cat]

No. Actually, in "28 Days Later," they were zombies, but in the 'Dead' movies, they are dead but undead.

So I guess the more accurate term would be 'running dead undead zombies.Okay now I have to be anal.

dead undead zombies are still dead.

[T-Cat]

Lady Gaga & Eman
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1p20WdeXKKs/TGa2NA8XoqI/AAAAAAAAJrU/13wYOxD546A/s200/LadaGagaEman.jpgI have a name for this duo... Fruit Punch

[T-Cat]

AuCanada is getting married today. What do Canadians serve at a wedding reception?He is French Canadian so I would guess pancakes with real Maple Syrup and something like stuffed beaver.

[Mike D.]

Gaga is mega-ugly. It's shocking to see what a wide following she has. It certainly isn't about her looks or originality. She is a full-on Madonna redux, only ugly. :lmao2:

She is horendously unattractive.

[Mike D.]

He is French Canadian so I would guess pancakes with real Maple Syrup and something like stuffed beaver.

I thought the stuffed beaver would be for after they get to the hotel.

[T-Cat]

I thought the stuffed beaver would be for after they get to the hotel.Ahhh, you have never met a French Canadian.

[Mike D.]

Ahhh, you have never met a French Canadian.

So they'll eat stuffed beaver anywhere. Sounds like those nasty French.

[T-Cat]

So they'll eat stuffed beaver anywhere. Sounds like those nasty French.And don't forget the poutine! Stuffed beaver and poutine, truly the breakfast of champions.

[Mike D.]

And don't forget the poutine! Stuffed beaver and poutine, truly the breakfast of champions.

Gravy, french fries, and cheese curd. Yummy. :disbelief:

[T-Cat]

Gravy, french fries, and cheese curd. Yummy. :disbelief:Yes, toss in a bacon turtle and you can actually feel your arteries narrowing.

[MintJulep]

She is horendously unattractive.I agree! :lmao2:

[Mike D.]

I agree! :lmao2:

I am beginning to worry about E-man. He used to have high standards in women. Lately it's been Elena Kagan and now Lady GagGag. I imagine he is just messing with us. I hope.

[Mike D.]

Yes, toss in a bacon turtle and you can actually feel your arteries narrowing.

Or stomach churning.

[MintJulep]

I am beginning to worry about E-man. He used to have high standards in women. Lately it's been Elena Kagan and now Lady GagGag. I imagine he is just messing with us. I hope.:lmao2: :lmao2:

Geez, I hope so. Honestly though, if Elena Kagan lost weight, even she wouldn't be as ugly as Gaga. Gaga has a roach repellent mug.

[T-Cat]

I am beginning to worry about E-man. He used to have high standards in women. Lately it's been Elena Kagan and now Lady GagGag. I imagine he is just messing with us. I hope.Don't forget his fascination with Phyllis Schafly and Mary Tyler Moore. I don't even want to think about what he does when he watches Golden Girl reruns.

[Mike D.]

:lmao2: :lmao2:

Geez, I hope so. Honestly though, if Elena Kagan lost weight, even she wouldn't be as ugly as Gaga. Gaga has a roach repellent mug.

I would gladly take a chunky Elena Kagan over Lady GagGag at any weight.

[Mike D.]

Don't forget his fascination with Phyllis Schafly and Mary Tyler Moore. I don't even want to think about what he does when he watches Golden Girl reruns.

Oh yes. Right. Good old Phyllis and her liver spots. Now that had to be a put-on. If I weren't so lazy I'd photoshop a pic of him standing alongside the cast of Golden Girls.

[MintJulep]

I would gladly take a chunky Elena Kagan over Lady GagGag at any weight.Maybe Eman needs glasses......

[Environment Man]

AuCanada is getting married today. What do Canadians serve at a wedding reception?

I will have to congratulate him.

I wonder if it is a religious ceremony. His fiance is religious.

[Environment Man]

Gaga is mega-ugly. It's shocking to see what a wide following she has. It certainly isn't about her looks or originality. She is a full-on Madonna redux, only ugly. :lmao2:

Gaga has a very nice little body on her.

Face is okay. She's like Tori Spelling and Sarah Jessica Parker.

Sometimes they seem to be cute and sometimes they don't.

[Environment Man]

Okay now I have to be anal.

dead undead zombies are still dead.

I don't know if the "28 Days Later" zombies are dead.

But I think 'the rage' turns them into zombies.

I think a zombie is somewhere between dead and undead.

The 'Dead' movie undead are dead but acting like they are alive.

So they are called undead.

These distinctions in the genre are important.

[Environment Man]

I have a name for this duo... Fruit Punch

Word has it that they are lovers.

[Environment Man]

She is horendously unattractive.

She 'doable.'

Imminently 'doable.'

[Mike D.]

I will have to congratulate him.

I wonder if it is a religious ceremony. His fiance is religious.

She is in for some serious verbal abuse.

[Environment Man]

So they'll eat stuffed beaver anywhere. Sounds like those nasty French.

Eat stuffed beaver? My word man.

Stuffed WITH WHAT?

[Environment Man]

I am beginning to worry about E-man. He used to have high standards in women. Lately it's been Elena Kagan and now Lady GagGag. I imagine he is just messing with us. I hope.

Oh no. I could see being with both of them at once.

[T-Cat]

I don't know if the "28 Days Later" zombies are dead.

But I think 'the rage' turns them into zombies.

I think a zombie is somewhere between dead and undead.

The 'Dead' movie undead are dead but acting like they are alive.

So they are called undead.

These distinctions in the genre are important.Zombies are dead but they are being controlled by evil forces. Or some shit like that. :lmao2:

[Environment Man]

:lmao2: :lmao2:

Geez, I hope so. Honestly though, if Elena Kagan lost weight, even she wouldn't be as ugly as Gaga. Gaga has a roach repellent mug.

Elena and Eman WILL be lovers.

[T-Cat]

Eat stuffed beaver? My word man.

Stuffed WITH WHAT?Now you have gotten to the core of the matter.

[Environment Man]

Oh yes. Right. Good old Phyllis and her liver spots. Now that had to be a put-on. If I weren't so lazy I'd photoshop a pic of him standing alongside the cast of Golden Girls.

I'm thinking Dr. Laura now. Let her triple scream at me as I .............

[Mike D.]

Oh no. I could see being with both of them at once.

How about Sarah Palin and Anne Coulter?

[Environment Man]

Don't forget his fascination with Phyllis Schafly and Mary Tyler Moore. I don't even want to think about what he does when he watches Golden Girl reruns.

I that is so hot.

Just the thought of those two together.

I hear there is a bootleg Eman video in an orgy with the Golden Girls.

[Environment Man]

She is in for some serious verbal abuse.

I'm telling you she has Oh Canada completely whipped by now.

[Environment Man]

Zombies are dead but they are being controlled by evil forces. Or some shit like that. :lmao2:

In "28 Days Later" the rage infection put them in a rage and would spew the blood-like sputum on others to infect them.

So it was more like a virus than an evil force.

You are thinking Louisiana voodoo zombies.

[T-Cat]

In "28 Days Later" the rage infection put them in a rage and would spew the blood-like sputum on others to infect them.

So it was more like a virus than an evil force.

You are thinking Louisiana voodoo zombies.You really know a lot about zombies. Maybe even too much. :disbelief:

[Environment Man]

Now you have gotten to the core of the matter.

Stuffed with M&Ms

[Environment Man]

You really know a lot about zombies. Maybe even too much. :disbelief:

Eman is an expert in many areas.

He is a voodoo shayman of the first order.

[Environment Man]

How about Sarah Palin and Anne Coulter?

Yes Yes Yes.

Though Coulter is so skinny. He bones would be clacking to match her voice.

And that could be very sexy.

[T-Cat]

Eman is an expert in many areas.

He is a voodoo shayman of the first order.I think "He is a voodoo shayman of the first disorder" is probably more accurate.

[Mike D.]

Yes Yes Yes.

Though Coulter is so skinny. He bones would be clacking to match her voice.

And that could be very sexy.

I'll take Sarah Palin in that sexy jogging outfit she wears. I met her last November. Very sexy woman.

[Environment Man]

I think "He is a voodoo shayman of the first disorder" is probably more accurate.

There is nothing disorderly about Eman's voodoo chops.

[Environment Man]

I'll take Sarah Palin in that sexy jogging outfit she wears. I met her last November. Very sexy woman.

Really?

I want to get to know her.

[Mike D.]

Really?

I want to get to know her.

Yes, she was in town signing her book. I was in line getting one signed. Talked to her for a minute or so. Very nice. Graceful. Attentive.

I think the liberals are jealous that they have mostly shrews on their side.

[Environment Man]

Ga Ga gagging Ga Ga

Ga Ga gagging Ga Ga

[Environment Man]

Yes, she was in town signing her book. I was in line getting one signed. Talked to her for a minute or so. Very nice. Graceful. Attentive.

I think the liberals are jealous that they have mostly shrews on their side.

I think you are right.

AND she is still energized because of how she was 'handled' during the McCain campaign.

I think she wants another shot on her own terms.

[Mike D.]

I think you are right.

AND she is still energized because of how she was 'handled' during the McCain campaign.

I think she wants another shot on her own terms.

I don't know if she's ready to be president. Although it would be cool to have a president one could fantasize about.

I am going to meet Summer Glau in three weeks. I don't know if my heart can take it. I would vote for Cameron from TERMINATOR for president.

[Mike D.]

Alanis Morissette has just announced her pregnancy. Which is more shocking news, that there is potentially another untalented Canadian singer coming into the world or that someone actually slept with Alanis Morissette?

[T-Cat]

Alanis Morissette has just announced her pregnancy. Which is more shocking news, that there is potentially another untalented Canadian singer coming into the world or that someone actually slept with Alanis Morissette?You mean besides Ryan Reynolds?

http://bumpshack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/ryan_reynolds_ripped.jpg

[Mike D.]

You mean besides Ryan Rynolds?

http://bumpshack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/ryan_reynolds_ripped.jpg

Probably a career move.

[Environment Man]

I don't know if she's ready to be president. Although it would be cool to have a president one could fantasize about.

I am going to meet Summer Glau in three weeks. I don't know if my heart can take it. I would vote for Cameron from TERMINATOR for president.

Is ANYBODY (besides G H W Bush) ready to be president?

[Environment Man]

Alanis Morissette has just announced her pregnancy. Which is more shocking news, that there is potentially another untalented Canadian singer coming into the world or that someone actually slept with Alanis Morissette?

I knocked her up.

She would make that strange noise she makes when she sings...

[Mike D.]

Is ANYBODY (besides G H W Bush) ready to be president?

Everybody wants to be in charge but no one wants to be a leader.

[T-Cat]

Probably a career move.Well he did marry Scarlett Johansson.

[Mike D.]

I knocked her up.

She would make that strange noise she makes when she sings...

She reminds me of MicheleMichele. Probably the aggresive nature.

[Mike D.]

Well he did marry Scarlett Johansson.

See? There you go.

[T-Cat]

Is ANYBODY (besides G H W Bush) ready to be president?Dude, he is almost ready to be embalmed.

[Mike D.]

Dude, he is almost ready to be embalmed.

No, that would be Jimmy Carter.

http://www.buzzle.com/img/articleImages/81812-11.jpg

[Environment Man]

She reminds me of MicheleMichele. Probably the aggresive nature.

I think you are right.

Left, right, up, down.

All over the map.

But knows who SHE is.

[T-Cat]

No, that would be Jimmy Carter.

http://www.buzzle.com/img/articleImages/81812-11.jpgJimmy is actually a tad bit younger.

[Mike D.]

Jimmy is actually a tad bit younger.

Five months or so. It's a close race.

[Mike D.]

I think you are right.

Left, right, up, down.

All over the map.

But knows who SHE is.

And doesn't mind telling anyone.

[T-Cat]

I think you are right.

Left, right, up, down.

All over the map.

But knows who SHE is.She Ought To Know.

[Environment Man]

And doesn't mind telling anyone.

Nope. She let us become friends on Facebook after dumping me.

She did the same thing on the Maher board. And the PG board too.

Our relationship has always been Up and Down.

[Environment Man]

T are you on drugs?

You avatars are over the top.

Dali action.

Are you eating mushrooms?

[Mike D.]

Nope. She let us become friends on Facebook after dumping me.

She did the same thing on the Maher board. And the PG board too.

Our relationship has always been Up and Down.

Same here. I am careful to keep the conversation very superficial when I speak to her. I'm too old for the outbursts.

[T-Cat]

T are you on drugs?A little caffeine, sure.

You avatars are over the top.

Dali action.

Are you eating mushrooms?Not right now although I did have mushrooms on my pizza last night.

[Environment Man]

Same here. I am careful to keep the conversation very superficial when I speak to her. I'm too old for the outbursts.

Its kinda fun to have a woman like that around sometimes though.

I couldn't take it all the time though.

[Environment Man]

Michelemichele had a crush on T-Cat (whether male or female).

Though I think she was ambivalent if T is a woman.

But I think T could still 'have' her if T is a woman.

And definitely if T is a man.

I think she eventually just short circuited out on it.

[Mike D.]

Michelemichele had a crush on T-Cat (whether male or female).

Though I think she was ambivalent if T is a woman.

But I think T could still 'have' her if T is a woman.

And definitely if T is a man.

I think she eventually just short circuited out on it.

I remember that. I think MM just assumed T was a man at first. It was funny to see her reaction when told T is possibly a woman. Seeing MM flirt was funny. I bet T liked it a little. Though it would never admit it.

[T-Cat]

Michelemichele had a crush on T-Cat (whether male or female).

Though I think she was ambivalent if T is a woman.Unlike others, Michele knew my gender from early on.

But I think T could still 'have' her if T is a woman.

And definitely if T is a man.

I think she eventually just short circuited out on it.Michele is quirky, unusual, often somewhat strange, but I generally consider those things to be a plus not a negative. She can be a wee bit emotional but it goes with the territory.

[Environment Man]

I remember that. I think MM just assumed T was a man at first. It was funny to see her reaction when told T is possibly a woman. Seeing MM flirt was funny. I bet T liked it a little. Though it would never admit it.

I KNOW T was complemented by it.

I had a little crush on T too (if it is a woman).

I got nothing for it if it is a man.

Though if it is a man, I have no objection to it pleasuring itself to my picture.

[Mike D.]

MM knew. So there was something there. Ah-ha. Interesting.

[Mike D.]

I KNOW T was complemented by it.

I had a little crush on T too (if it is a woman).

I got nothing for it if it is a man.

Though if it is a man, I have no objection to it pleasuring itself to my picture.

:lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2:

[T-Cat]

I KNOW T was complemented by it.

I had a little crush on T too (if it is a woman).:eek:

I got nothing for it if it is a man.

Though if it is a man, I have no objection to it pleasuring itself to my picture.:noway: