Eman Has Arrived

[MintJulep]

Nevermind, it is Hunch punch!

[Environment Man]

Maybe she is a Hybrid!:lmao2:

A flex fuel vehicle.

[doctordog]

A flex fuel vehicle.

A "flexible" fuel vehicle, I wonder what kind of mileage that equals?

[Environment Man]

A "flexible" fuel vehicle, I wonder what kind of mileage that equals?

If she puts 'E-85' in it, hell, she can run all night.

[MintJulep]

If she puts 'E-85' in it, hell, she can run all night.Does it have dual exhaust? :lmao2:

[doctordog]

If she puts 'E-85' in it, hell, she can run all night.

she might get hot:D

[Environment Man]

Does it have dual exhaust? :lmao2:

Oh hell yes. You should hear that thing backfire.

[Environment Man]

she might get hot:D

Just throw some of that grain alcohol on her.

[doctordog]

Oh hell yes. You should hear that thing backfire.

that means it is running rich, need to lean her out!:lmao2:

[MintJulep]

Oh hell yes. You should hear that thing backfire.Nothing like dual exhaust in the back. Vroom. Vrooom.:lmao2:

[Environment Man]

that means it is running rich, need to lean her out!:lmao2:

You should hear those tires just a squealing.

[Environment Man]

Nothing like dual exhaust in the back. Vroom. Vrooom.:lmao2:

Rear drive.

[doctordog]

Rear drive.

posi track? or limited slip?:lmao2:

[Environment Man]

Last night was so much fun.

Nothing like a drunken Julia to make our night.

FANTASTIC FOUR? You were just fantastic last night.

Where the hell is Binky? Damnit.

[doctordog]

Last night was so much fun.

Nothing like a drunken Julia to make our night.

Based on her late night drinking binges she should have signed up here as "Pickle" instead of Cactus.:lmao2:

[Binky]

Last night was so much fun.

Nothing like a drunken Julia to make our night.

FANTASTIC FOUR? You were just fantastic last night.

Where the hell is Binky? Damnit.


I'm here, there and everywhere. How are you E? I see your bullpucky is alive and well.....:lmao2: :lmao2:

[Environment Man]

I'm here, there and everywhere. How are you E? I see your bullpucky is alive and well.....:lmao2: :lmao2:

Hey Binky.

I have missed you so much.

A terrible drunken woman named Cactus (Julia) was here being mean last night and Mint, Way and I had to 'handle' her.

I miss your good nature. Don't stay away so long.

The world needs your sunny disposition.

And Eman needs that vitamin D.

[Environment Man]

Based on her late night drinking binges she should have signed up here as "Pickle" instead of Cactus.:lmao2:

Julia the Pickle. Or Pickled Julia for short. :lmao2:

[MintJulep]

Be careful EMAN or she'll be back tonight drunk and wanting to play hide the pickle. :lmao2:

[Environment Man]

Be careful EMAN or she'll be back tonight drunk and wanting to play hide the pickle. :lmao2:

She'll be accusing the pickle of rape in no time.

[Environment Man]

Last night I was flagged down by a guy with a broken down dark-green sport-utility vehicle.

I got suspicious when I saw Ksoggy on the license plates.

Beware (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/08/09/AR2010080906113.html?hpid=moreheadlines)

[Binky]

Hey Binky.

I have missed you so much.

A terrible drunken woman named Cactus (Julia) was here being mean last night and Mint, Way and I had to 'handle' her.

I miss your good nature. Don't stay away so long.

The world needs your sunny disposition.

And Eman needs that vitamin D.


You are consistantly full of crapola. :taunt: I bounce around and around and around to various sites. I normally don't stay very long in any of them. I like to hang out in music vids and pass along a few chuckles. Right now tho' this heat is giving me a blinding headache.

I miss you too E.....Right now I'm watching an old musical, Showboat, with Ava Gardner and Howard Keel. She sure was beautiful and a great actress/singer.

Take care of yourself E. Make some laughs....And enjoy the time you have. Oh yeah, have I told you that I missed you? LOLOLOL!

[Environment Man]

You are consistantly full of crapola. :taunt: I bounce around and around and around to various sites. I normally don't stay very long in any of them. I like to hang out in music vids and pass along a few chuckles. Right now tho' this heat is giving me a blinding headache.

I miss you too E.....Right now I'm watching an old musical, Showboat, with Ava Gardner and Howard Keel. She sure was beautiful and a great actress/singer.

Take care of yourself E. Make some laughs....And enjoy the time you have. Oh yeah, have I told you that I missed you? LOLOLOL!

I love watching those old movies late at night. The quality is amazing.

I I didn't know they had a time limit on how long a kiss could last.

[Binky]

I love watching those old movies late at night. The quality is amazing.

I I didn't know they had a time limit on how long a kiss could last.


I don't know about the time limit but they were closed mouth kisses. Most of these old musicals and flicks are just so endearing and innocent compared to those of today that they leaves me wanting to watch them again at some point.

Being the music lover I am I really get into musicals whereas many find the ridiculous and just can't sit thru them. Maybe it comes from me being brought up with music all around me.

[MintJulep]

Binky, you're such a kind, nice person. I've missed you being around here too.

P.S. As you can see, I stole Chloe's avatar for here. I think it's really cute. :)

[Environment Man]

I don't know about the time limit but they were closed mouth kisses. Most of these old musicals and flicks are just so endearing and innocent compared to those of today that they leaves me wanting to watch them again at some point.

Being the music lover I am I really get into musicals whereas many find the ridiculous and just can't sit thru them. Maybe it comes from me being brought up with music all around me.

I think I will get my 'Bogie' cool on.

Wardrobe too. Cool tough guy.

Although I am more Edward G. Robinson or James Cagney.

They had more edge. They pushed a bit harder.

And romance. I am a natural romantic.

[Environment Man]

Binky, you're such a kind, nice person. I've missed you being around here too.

P.S. As you can see, I stole Chloe's avatar for here. I think it's really cute. :)

We need Binky to balance us out Mint.

That is why we are the FANTASTIC FOUR.

We each have different powers.

[Binky]

Binky, you're such a kind, nice person. I've missed you being around here too.

P.S. As you can see, I stole Chloe's avatar for here. I think it's really cute. :)


Yes, you did steal it from her. Shame on you.....:lmao2: And thank you for that Minty. Actually, I've missed the Fantastic Four, if you will. And because we call ourselves that is the reason why I believe so many come here to stir up trouble. They are jealious. Oh well, such is life. We are who we are. You three create the aftermath and I sit back and watch the drama unfold.......:lmao2: :lmao2:

[doctordog]

We need Binky to balance us out Mint.

That is why we are the FANTASTIC FOUR.

We each have different powers.

Hey Eman, I got a damn ticket in the mail yesterday from when I was in DC. 55 in a 40 on SE Parkway or something like that. At least it wasn't expensive.

[Environment Man]

Yes, you did steal it from her. Shame on you.....:lmao2: And thank you for that Minty. Actually, I've missed the Fantastic Four, if you will. And because we call ourselves that is the reason why I believe so many come here to stir up trouble. They are jealious. Oh well, such is life. We are who we are. You three create the aftermath and I sit back and watch the drama unfold.......:lmao2: :lmao2:

Well we are together tonight.

And Way should be weighing (Waying) in at any moment.

I still remember how Binky drove Purple Rain crazy.

I know its Parade but the Prince song fits her better.

[MintJulep]

We need Binky to balance us out Mint.

That is why we are the FANTASTIC FOUR.

We each have different powers.Yes indeed! The Fantastic Four rules.

[Environment Man]

Hey Eman, I got a damn ticket in the mail yesterday from when I was in DC. 55 in a 40 on SE Parkway or something like that. At least it wasn't expensive.

Dontcha hate that. Fucking Big Brother ticketing you stealth style.

I got popped by the fuzz last night on the way to Dulles Airport to pick up some friends.

He didn't give me a ticket though. 78 in a 55.

[Environment Man]

FANTASTIC FOUR

RULES

[MintJulep]

Yes, you did steal it from her. Shame on you.....:lmao2: And thank you for that Minty. Actually, I've missed the Fantastic Four, if you will. And because we call ourselves that is the reason why I believe so many come here to stir up trouble. They are jealious. Oh well, such is life. We are who we are. You three create the aftermath and I sit back and watch the drama unfold.......:lmao2: :lmao2:Don't be a stranger. Anyone who doesn't like it can stop clicking on this thread. I don't suffer trolls gladly. :lmao2:

[Environment Man]

Liberals beware.

Northeastern liberals really beware.

For we will fight big spending, taxing and knee jerk bullshit.

[MintJulep]

I still remember how Binky drove Purple Rain crazy.

I know its Parade but the Prince song fits her better.More like Piranha rain. Yeah well that was just mean. If you're going to pick on someone, then find someone who deserves it. Not Binky. She doesn't have a mean bone in her body.

[Environment Man]

Don't be a stranger. Anyone who doesn't like it can stop clicking on this thread. I don't suffer trolls gladly. :lmao2:

At least Ksoggy and Drunken Julia have the balls to come here.

That Harper Lee has no spine.

I bet she peeks though. You know she probably still peeks.

Hoping we are talking about her.

[Binky]

I think I will get my 'Bogie' cool on.

Wardrobe too. Cool tough guy.

Although I am more Edward G. Robinson or James Cagney.

They had more edge. They pushed a bit harder.

And romance. I am a natural romantic.


I love all those old actors and actresses. And those three were the most famous of them all that played bad guys. Did you know that Cagney could also sing and dance? yep, find the movie "Yankee Doodle Dandy." You will see a different side of him than you did before. He was marvelous in that flick. He was terrific.

I grew up doing a whole lot of babysitting around the neighborhood and I spent a lot of hours after the kids were in bed, watching old flicks. They offered the innocence that movies don't have today. And yet, you came away wanting more and more.

I've been told that I'm a natural romantic as well. I suppose I am. But by the same token, I enjoy such films as Mildred Pierce starring Joan Crawford. I've seen Miss Crawford in films dating back to the late 1920's and very early 1930's. And the same goes for Bette Davis and Olivia De Haviland. There are many from that time that I was entranced with. Clark Gable. Errol Flynn. Jimmy Stewart. Just awesome actors all the way around.

[MintJulep]

At least Ksoggy and Drunken Julia have the balls to come here.

That Harper Lee has no spine.

I bet she peeks though. You know she probably still peeks.

Hoping we are talking about her.KSoggy is banned here. HL must have found an echo chamber that caters to her (passive-aggressive) whims.

[Environment Man]

More like Piranha rain. Yeah well that was just mean. If you're going to pick on someone, then find someone who deserves it. Not Binky. She doesn't have a mean bone in her body.

Binky just chooses to be a nice person 99 percent of the time.

Then there's Mint:

http://www.freewebs.com/stick_figure_animations/LightswordDuel.gif

[Environment Man]

KSoggy is banned here. HL must have found an echo chamber that caters to her (passive-aggressive) whims.

Should we petition Smurf to lift the ban on Ksoggy?

[Binky]

Well we are together tonight.

And Way should be weighing (Waying) in at any moment.

I still remember how Binky drove Purple Rain crazy.

I know its Parade but the Prince song fits her better.


I still have no clue as to why I supposedly drove her nuts. I didn't even know who she was except thru you. I'd never met her. Never felt the urge to. As I've said, we are who we are. Good or bad. She is who she is. Such is life.

[Environment Man]

I love all those old actors and actresses. And those three were the most famous of them all that played bad guys. Did you know that Cagney could also sing and dance? yep, find the movie "Yankee Doodle Dandy." You will see a different side of him than you did before. He was marvelous in that flick. He was terrific.

I grew up doing a whole lot of babysitting around the neighborhood and I spent a lot of hours after the kids were in bed, watching old flicks. They offered the innocence that movies don't have today. And yet, you came away wanting more and more.

I've been told that I'm a natural romantic as well. I suppose I am. But by the same token, I enjoy such films as Mildred Pierce starring Joan Crawford. I've seen Miss Crawford in films dating back to the late 1920's and very early 1930's. And the same goes for Bette Davis and Olivia De Haviland. There are many from that time that I was entranced with. Clark Gable. Errol Flynn. Jimmy Stewart. Just awesome actors all the way around.

You are a natural romantic Binky.

I watched Ingrid Bergman in a movie with Cary Grant the other night. It was great. The burning love undertones. The happy ending. Things are so cynical now.

[Environment Man]

I still have no clue as to why I supposedly drove her nuts. I didn't even know who she was except thru you. I'd never met her. Never felt the urge to. As I've said, we are who we are. Good or bad. She is who she is. Such is life.

She wants me Bink.

And she REALLY thought you posed a threat to her passion for me.

And it drove her crazy.

That is why she attacked you so viciously.

Unfortunately, the E-Love is not available to her.

[Binky]

Yes indeed! The Fantastic Four rules.



:lmao2: :lmao2: Noooooooooooo....we're not clicky.......:lmao2: :lmao2:

[MintJulep]

Binky just chooses to be a nice person 99 percent of the time.

Then there's Mint:

http://www.freewebs.com/stick_figure_animations/LightswordDuel.gifThose cartoons always crack me up so much. No, I am a nice person, a very nice person. I am simply don't tolerate unprovoked abuse from strangers on the Internetz.

[Environment Man]

I know Mint. You stab them right through the heart.

Metaphorically speaking of course.

[MintJulep]

Should we petition Smurf to lift the ban on Ksoggy?NO. He is nothing but a hate-mongering troll who brings nothing to the table but chaos and race-baiting.

[Binky]

Don't be a stranger. Anyone who doesn't like it can stop clicking on this thread. I don't suffer trolls gladly. :lmao2:



:lmao2: :lmao2: This is true girl. They don't need to pop in and much less hang around. Well, trolls keep you busy. Makes your life more fun Mint. You thrive on them.....:lmao2:

[Environment Man]

NO. He is nothing but a hate-mongering troll who brings nothing to the table but chaos and race-baiting.

Yeah. We should ask Sir Moby to unban him.

[Binky]

Binky just chooses to be a nice person 99 percent of the time.

Then there's Mint:

http://www.freewebs.com/stick_figure_animations/LightswordDuel.gif



:lmao2: :lmao2: And that one percent of the time I can be a real pain in the ass..... Just ask my family......:lmao2:

[Environment Man]

:lmao2: :lmao2: This is true girl. They don't need to pop in and much less hang around. Well, trolls keep you busy. Makes your life more fun Mint. You thrive on them.....:lmao2:

Mint in action:

http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/3060/ninjastickfiguresforcomya2.gif

[Binky]

Should we petition Smurf to lift the ban on Ksoggy?



Aaaahhh..........you're wanting to chew him up again so you can watch him spit out nails at you and then get banned all over.....:lmao2: :lmao2:

[Environment Man]

:lmao2: :lmao2: And that one percent of the time I can be a real pain in the ass..... Just ask my family......:lmao2:

Well we are your DC Junkies Family and you're never mean to us.

[Environment Man]

Aaaahhh..........you're wanting to chew him up again so you can watch him spit out nails at you and then get banned all over.....:lmao2: :lmao2:

Yes. Some fun.

[MintJulep]

She wants me Bink.

And she REALLY thought you posed a threat to her passion for me.

And it drove her crazy.

That is why she attacked you so viciously.

Unfortunately, the E-Love is not available to her.Now I don't know about all that. :lmao2: I know she can appear to be a really nice person in PMs, but then she will turn on you like a rattlesnake on the boards and behind your back. I used to really like her until I found out she spoke negatively about me behind my back, and then when she went ballistic to me on the board, that was it. It's a shame really. I am just a true friend to anyone I befriend and I expect to be treated the same way.

[Binky]

You are a natural romantic Binky.

I watched Ingrid Bergman in a movie with Cary Grant the other night. It was great. The burning love undertones. The happy ending. Things are so cynical now.


I love Cary Grant and Ingrid. They were magnificent. What was the name of that movie they did where they were suppose to meet on top of the Empire State building but fate intervened and they couldn't? God, I love that flick. Awesome, while being romantic and heartbreaking at the same time.....:thumbsup:

[Binky]

She wants me Bink.

And she REALLY thought you posed a threat to her passion for me.

And it drove her crazy.

That is why she attacked you so viciously.

Unfortunately, the E-Love is not available to her.



:lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2: That's right. I'd forgotten about the E-love.....:D

[Environment Man]

Now I don't know about all that. :lmao2: I know she can appear to be a really nice person in PMs, but then she will turn on you like a rattlesnake on the boards and behind your back. I used to really like her until I found out she spoke negatively about me behind my back, and then when she went ballistic to me on the board, that was it. It's a shame really. I am just a true friend to anyone I befriend and I expect to be treated the same way.

You always had a soft spot for Dada (for some strange reason).

I knew she was nuts.

And the stuff about her being madly in love with Eman is true.

That is why she acted SO crazy around me and why she viciously attacked Binky.

Why else would she attack Binky that way.

[MintJulep]

Yeah. We should ask Sir Moby to unban him.Okay then, if we ask Moby to unban him we need to ask him to unban Parade Rain. If you want KSoggy around here so badly, we need to unban them all.

[Binky]

Well we are your DC Junkies Family and you're never mean to us.


This is true. I put up with your bullpucky and then sling some back at ya....:D

[Environment Man]

:lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2: That's right. I'd forgotten about the E-love.....:D

How could you forget about the E-Love Bink?

It is SO poweful.

Not even gravity and space/time can contain it.

[Environment Man]

Okay then, if we ask Moby to unban him we need to ask him to unban Parade Rain. If you want KSoggy around here so badly, we need to unban them all.

I agree.

But then Parade Rain will attack Binky again because of Dada's mad love for the Eman.

[MintJulep]

You always had a soft spot for Dada (for some strange reason).

I knew she was nuts.

And the stuff about her being madly in love with Eman is true.

That is why she acted SO crazy around me and why she viciously attacked Binky.

Why else would she attack Binky that way.I really don't know, but I don't think it had anything to do with you.

[MintJulep]

I agree.

But then Parade Rain will attack Binky again because of Dada's mad love for the Eman. Believe me, PR is much more tolerable than that race-baiting, success-hating POS called KSoggyCondom. He is the sorriest excuse for a man I've seen in cyberspace, sitting around envying everyone who is remotely successful. He hates doctors, FFS, just because they went to school and became a success. This is a capital L Loser.

[Environment Man]

I really don't know, but I don't think it had anything to do with you.

It had EVERYTHING to do with me.

Dada is desperately in love with Eman.

You can deny it, but I know it for a fact.

She has been shot with the E-Arrow.

[MintJulep]

It had EVERYTHING to do with me.

Dada is desperately in love with Eman.

You can deny it, but I know it for a fact.

She has been shot with the E-Arrow.U R a clown. :lmao2:

[Environment Man]

Believe me, PR is much more tolerable than that race-baiting, success-hating POS called KSoggyCondom. He is the sorriest excuse for a man I've seen in cyberspace, sitting around envying everyone who is remotely successful. He hates doctors, FFS, just because they went to school and became a success. This is a capital L Loser.

Yes. We should show compassion and appeal to the authorities to let him back in.

We can help his self esteem Mint.

[Environment Man]

U R a clown. :lmao2:

Hey. The Emeister's powerful 'love aroma' just overwhelmed Parade Rain.

[doctordog]

It had EVERYTHING to do with me.

Dada is desperately in love with Eman.

You can deny it, but I know it for a fact.

She has been shot with the E-Arrow.

Eman must be 1/2 Mexican:lmao2:

[Environment Man]

Eman must be 1/2 Mexican:lmao2:

Eman is one hot tomale.

[doctordog]

Eman is one hot tomale.

Dada loves mexican men, if you wear a sombero she might climax twice:thumbsup:

[Environment Man]

Dada loves mexican men, if you wear a sombero she might climax twice:thumbsup:

So Dada thinks Eman is Mexican eh?

[doctordog]

So Dada thinks Eman is Mexican eh?

She wants the beef burrito with cheese coming out the end

[MintJulep]

Yes. We should show compassion and appeal to the authorities to let him back in.

We can help his self esteem Mint.If there was a shortage of libs here, I would agree, but there isn't. He stands for everything I loathe. The guy hates doctors --doctors-- for fuck's sake, just because they are skilled and make money. He is the textbook thin-skinned moonbat who ruins sites with his whining and request for "rules" because he can't tolerate any opposing views. Fuck him, his cheap shoes and the broke-down vehicle he rode in on. :lmao2:

[Environment Man]

She wants the beef burrito with cheese coming out the end

Parade Rain squeezes the E-burrito.

And brings the E-cheese.

[doctordog]

If there was a shortage of libs here, I would agree, but there isn't. He stands for everything I loathe. The guy hates doctors --doctors-- for fuck's sake, just because they are skilled and make money. He is the textbook thin-skinned moonbat who ruins sites with his whining and request for "rules" because he can't tolerate any opposing views. Fuck him, his cheap shoes and the broke-down vehicle he rode in on. :lmao2:

you make him sound like a serial killer.

[Environment Man]

If there was a shortage of libs here, I would agree, but there isn't. He stands for everything I loathe. The guy hates doctors --doctors-- for fuck's sake, just because they are skilled and make money. He is the textbook thin-skinned moonbat who ruins sites with his whining and request for "rules" because he can't tolerate any opposing views. Fuck him, his cheap shoes and the broke-down vehicle he rode in on. :lmao2:

AND he has a very big crush on YOU.

[doctordog]

Parade Rain squeezes the E-burrito.

And brings the E-cheese.

burning her tongue to the point it is smooth:lmao2:

[MintJulep]

you make him sound like a serial killer.I don't know about that, he's a serial bet-wetter though.

[Environment Man]

you make him sound like a serial killer.

Does he drive a green SUV and carries a knife?

[MintJulep]

AND he has a very big crush on YOU.Well I imagine he does. It must be the spine he envies. God knows he needs one and I'm not sharing mine with a communist POS. :lmao2:

[MintJulep]

Does he drive a green SUV and carries a knife? :lmao2::lmao2::lmao2:

[Environment Man]

burning her tongue to the point it is smooth:lmao2:

Ooooooooo Parade

OOoooooo Rain

Ouuuuuu Dada

[Environment Man]

Well I imagine he does. It must be the spine he envies. God knows he needs one and I'm not sharing mine with a communist POS. :lmao2:

He goes nuts about you Mint.

I think its love.

[MintJulep]

He goes nuts about you Mint.

I think its love.He makes me sick. GAG.

[Environment Man]

He makes me sick. GAG.

And he is sick in love with you Mint.

Live with it.

I'm thinking Slow might have a 'thing' for you too.

[MintJulep]

And he is sick in love with you Mint.

Live with it.

I'm thinking Slow might have a 'thing' for you too.Slow has a "thing" -- a mental disorder -- for PG. If you haven't noticed......

[Environment Man]

Slow has a "thing" -- a mental disorder -- for PG. If you haven't noticed......

Well his tender feelings were really hurt Mint.

[Binky]

How could you forget about the E-Love Bink?

It is SO poweful.

Not even gravity and space/time can contain it.


:lmao2: :lmao2: You are sooooooo full of it E. The KaKa seems to flow out of you.....:taunt:

[doctordog]

He makes me sick. GAG.

You left yourself wide open with that post, but since I will be asking you for a favor soon, I will let it pass.:thumbsup:

[doctordog]

Slow has a "thing" -- a mental disorder -- for PG. If you haven't noticed......

could it be a love mod relationship?

[Environment Man]

:lmao2: :lmao2: You are sooooooo full of it E. The KaKa seems to flow out of you.....:taunt:

Now you understand why Parade Rain cannot resist the charm of the mighty E.

[MintJulep]

You left yourself wide open with that post, but since I will be asking you for a favor soon, I will let it pass.:thumbsup: :lmao2::lmao2:

[Environment Man]

You left yourself wide open with that post, but since I will be asking you for a favor soon, I will let it pass.:thumbsup:

I just knew you were going to give it to her Way.

Your restraint is noted.

[Binky]

Now you understand why Parade Rain cannot resist the charm of the mighty E.


She is hot for your tomalie.......:lmao2:

[Environment Man]

She is hot for your tomalie.......:lmao2:

I thought I was HER hot tomali.

[Binky]

I thought I was HER hot tomali.


Either/or, and the vision still blinds me....:disbelief:

[Environment Man]

Either/or, and the vision still blinds me....:disbelief:

Bill has admonished me about taunting Julia.

I bet she complained. You know she peeks.

You think Harper Lee peeks in here too?

[doctordog]

Bill has admonished me about taunting Julia.

I bet she complained. You know she peeks.

You think Harper Lee peeks in here too?

She was the all time record holder for reporting and whining to the mods at PG, Eric made the mistake of posting that fact once.:lmao2:

[Environment Man]

She was the all time record holder for reporting and whining to the mods at PG, Eric made the mistake of posting that fact once.:lmao2:

We're just having some fun, but they are serious.

[Binky]

Bill has admonished me about taunting Julia.

I bet she complained. You know she peeks.

You think Harper Lee peeks in here too?


Why, of course. They can't stand it. It's human nature to want to see if anything was being said about them.... BC was correct. Leave it alone E. It's the christian thing to do. Stop trying to stir that pot......

[Environment Man]

Why, of course. They can't stand it. It's human nature to want to see if anything was being said about them....

But I don't care if people talk about me behind my back.

In fact, I am complemented when I am discussed and analyzed.

But then again, I am a superhero.

[Binky]

But I don't care if people talk about me behind my back.

In fact, I am complemented when I am discussed and analyzed.

But then again, I am a superhero.


Nor do I. But the point is that many want to find out all the poop. Why would anyone want to read negative stuff about themselves? It's hurtful and causes hard feelings. But you can figure those individuals do pop in and take a peek on occasion.

[Environment Man]

Nor do I. But the point is that many want to find out all the poop. Why would anyone want to read negative stuff about themselves? It's hurtful and causes hard feelings. But you can figure those individuals do pop in and take a peek on occasion.

I love it when people say negative stuff about me.

Just so long as they spell my name right: E-m-a-n.

I'm going to strip if females are going to peek in here.

[Environment Man]

I heard that Eman is a crazy drunk.

[MintJulep]

I love it when people say negative stuff about me.

Just so long as they spell my name right: E-m-a-n.

I'm going to strip if females are going to peek in here.EMAN

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[Environment Man]

EMAN

brought to you by:

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The E-ladies do bite.

[MintJulep]

I'm talking about ddt - bug spray.....

[Environment Man]

I'm talking about ddt - bug spray.....

Oops. I don't want Bug Spray biting me.

He bites.

[Mike D.]

E-man is going to kill me, but here's a LOST question I have for Crazy Mike:

First (I can't remember); did you see the epilogue?

[T-Cat]

E-man is going to kill me, but here's a LOST question I have for Crazy Mike:**** E-man. :)

First (I can't remember); did you see the epilogue?Yes.

[Mike D.]

**** E-man. :)

Yes.

OK. So we know the fertility issues were caused by electromagnetism because Dr. Chang explains so on the DVD. Knowing that, why would Ben have brought Juliet to the island all those years ago to work on fertility issues? I mean, wouldn't he and the other Others have gone through all of Dharma's documentation, Dr. Chang beta tapes, etc.? Am I missing something obvious here?

[T-Cat]

OK. So we know the fertility issues were caused by electromagnetism because Dr. Chang explains so on the DVD. Knowing that, why would Ben have brought Juliet to the island all those years ago to work on fertility issues? I mean, wouldn't he and the other Others have gone through all of Dharma's documentation, Dr. Chang beta tapes, etc.? Am I missing something obvious here?Perhaps they thought she could work around the fertility issues created by the electromagnetism. The odd thing I find about it is that it was okay as long as conception didn't occur on the island. But if it did and you left then it was okay. It seems to me they couldn't have it both ways.

But did they know about the problem? I'm not sure they necessarily would have gone through everything. You would think they would but it is hard to say for sure.

[Mike D.]

Perhaps they thought she could work around the fertility issues created by the electromagnetism. The odd thing I find about it is that it was okay as long as conception didn't occur on the island. But if it did and you left then it was okay. It seems to me they couldn't have it both ways.

Yeah, I know. That was always a little buggy. Exposure, maybe? Who knows.

Weren't some conceived and born on-island? Ethan? I can't remember. It's about time to re-watch it, I suppose. But your answer is as good as any. I just couldn't remember if I was missing something. I remember Ben brought Juliet to the island for the fertility issues, but it struck me as odd after seeing the epilogue Dr. Chang video, something Ben had to have seen years ago when the Others took over the island.

But did they know about the problem? I'm not sure they necessarily would have gone through everything. You would think they would but it is hard to say for sure.

Agreed.

[T-Cat]

Yeah, I know. That was always a little buggy. Exposure, maybe? Who knows.Probably one of those things we will be left not knowing.

Weren't some conceived and born on-island? Ethan?Yeah, Ethan was Horace's kid. But that was before "The Incident" which unleashed the electromagnetic effects.

I can't remember. It's about time to re-watch it, I suppose. But your answer is as good as any.Did you see the story of those three guys who watched all the episodes starting from the very beginning non-stop just before the finale aired?

I just couldn't remember if I was missing something. I remember Ben brought Juliet to the island for the fertility issues, but it struck me as odd after seeing the epilogue Dr. Chang video, something Ben had to have seen years ago when the Others took over the island.

Agreed.I would think he would have seen it as well. They've taken the full length epilogue down now, there is only the promo left.

[Environment Man]

Does anybody have a gun?

I'm going to blow my brains out. :banghead:

[T-Cat]

Does anybody have a gun?

I'm going to blow my brains out. :banghead:Talk about overkill, a pea shooter should be more than sufficient. :)

[Environment Man]

Talk about overkill, a pea shooter should be more than sufficient. :)

Is that supposed to be funny Pancake?

Eman's brain is massive. It takes an extra head just to contain it.

[T-Cat]

Is that supposed to be funny Pancake?

Eman's brain is massive. It takes an extra head just to contain it.Everything about eman is massive, especially his ego.

[Environment Man]

Everything about eman is massive, especially his ego.

You already know, for EMan has told you many times, that he has no ego.

Eman is ALL Id.

[T-Cat]

You already know, for EMan has told you many times, that he has no ego.Eman has told me lots of things many times, but it doesn't mean they are actually true.

Eman is ALL Id.iot

[Environment Man]

Eman has told me lots of things many times, but it doesn't mean they are actually true.

iot

Everything Eman has told you has been accurate and true.

What the hell is 'iot.'

[T-Cat]

Everything Eman has told you has been accurate and true.:lmao2:

What the hell is 'iot.'I was completing the last word of your sentence.

[Environment Man]

:lmao2:

I was completing the last word of your sentence.

You know that's retentive?

[Zane]

Ahoy hoy..

[Environment Man]

Ahoy hoy..

Well look what the cat dragged in.

You here to start some trouble Zane?

[Zane]

Well look what the cat dragged in.

You hear to start some trouble Zane?


Always. I live for it. In fact, I'm thinking of slashing someone's tires right now.

[Environment Man]

Always. I live for it. In fact, I'm thinking of slashing someone's tires right now.

You ARE one bad ass.

Pancake would have corrected 'hear' because it is anal retentive.

[Zane]

You ARE one bad ass.

Pancake would have corrected 'hear' because it is anal retentive.

Eh. I thought about it. Then I realized that the effort it would have taken may have precluded me from doing what I had planned to do: bite my right thumbnail. Gotta have priorities.

[MintJulep]

You ARE one bad ass.

Pancake would have corrected 'hear' because it is anal retentive.:lmao2: :lmao2:

[T-Cat]

You know that's retentive?I think the word accurate is a better description.

[MintJulep]

Eman you missed the LOST invasion of your thread.

[Environment Man]

Eh. I thought about it. Then I realized that the effort it would have taken may have precluded me from doing what I had planned to do: bite my right thumbnail. Gotta have priorities.

You are one fucking 'deep' thinker.

You thought about it.

Pancake would have acted on that impulse.

Note the distinction.

[Environment Man]

Eman you missed the LOST invasion of your thread.

That had me wanting to commit suicide.

[MintJulep]

You are one fucking 'deep' thinker.

You thought about it.

Pancake would have acted on that impulse.

Note the distinction.Pancake is such a cute name. I think CM should change to it.

[Environment Man]

I think the word accurate is a better description.

I think the word 'anal' is a better description.

[MintJulep]

That had me wanting to commit suicide.I figured as much........

[Zane]

You are one fucking 'deep' thinker.

You thought about it.

Pancake would have acted on that impulse.

Note the distinction.

I repeat: eh.

[Environment Man]

Pancake is such a cute name. I think CM should change to it.

I agree. But Crazy Mike is crazy for a reason.

[Zane]

I think the word 'anal' is a better description.

Heh, you said "anal"

[T-Cat]

I think the word 'anal' is a better description.But it wasn't anal. Not at all.

[Environment Man]

I repeat: eh.

Oh so you are newly registered here.

Eman rules. Just remember that and you will be okay.

[Environment Man]

But it wasn't anal. Not at all.

But it was 'gonna be' anal.

[Environment Man]

Heh, you said "anal"

Cause we have an 'Anal Pancake' about.

[Zane]

Oh so you are newly registered here.

Eman rules. Just remember that and you will be okay.

Not newly registered, no. But my message board time is valuable. I can't spread my figurative seed over just one. And as soon as you get THAT visual out of your head, you'll be just fine.

[Zane]

Cause we have an 'Anal Pancake' about.

I bet anal pancakes don't taste very good

[Environment Man]

Not newly registered, no. But my message board time is valuable. I can't spread my figurative seed over just one. And as soon as you get THAT visual out of your head, you'll be just fine.

Eman's seed is precious too.

He pops seed at DC Junkies all the time.

Eman progeny will surely result.

[Environment Man]

I bet anal pancakes don't taste very good

Think rabbit balls.

Rabbit ball anal pancakes.

[Zane]

Think rabbit balls.

Rabbit ball anal pancakes.

I once had a pet rabbit. I put its scoopings in my brother's Cocoa Puffs one time.

[T-Cat]

But it was 'gonna be' anal.Just the anticipation of anal gets you all excited.

[Environment Man]

I once had a pet rabbit. I put its scoopings in my brother's Cocoa Puffs one time.

You DO know that was sick don't you Zane?

Did he realize what happened?

[Environment Man]

Just the anticipation of anal gets you all excited.

Stop it Pancake.

You know Eman don't do anal.

It is nasty back there.

[T-Cat]

Stop it Pancake.

You know Eman don't do anal.

It is nasty back there.Cut back on the prune juice.

[Zane]

You DO know that was sick don't you Zane?

Did he realize what happened?

If by sick you mean awesome, yes, I know. And I told him a few minutes after he finished. Then we fought & I kicked his ass.

[T-Cat]

If by sick you mean awesome, yes, I know. And I told him a few minutes after he finished. Then we fought & I kicked his ass.Did you beat the rabbit shit out of him?

[Environment Man]

Cut back on the prune juice.

Sunday fasting supplement. Plus enema.

[Environment Man]

If by sick you mean awesome, yes, I know. And I told him a few minutes after he finished. Then we fought & I kicked his ass.

So your 'condition' started in your childhood.

I see.

[Zane]

So your 'condition' started in your childhood.

I see.

Yes. I had my first bout with dandruff at age 12.

[Environment Man]

Yes. I had my first bout with dandruff at age 12.

Those are brain cells that ooze through your cranium.

[Environment Man]

Zane do you know Pancake (Crazy Mike)?

[T-Cat]

Yes. I had my first bout with dandruff at age 12.How many rounds did you go?

[Zane]

How many rounds did you go?

Technically... we're looking at 18 years here

[Mike D.]

E-man, you should give LOST a chance. It has themes you would love. Good over evil. Science versus faith. The wonders of electromagnetism.

And I heard Elena loves it.

[Environment Man]

How many rounds did you go?

Dandruff versus Zane.

ZANE GOES DOWN.

[Zane]

ZANE GOES DOWN.


Where da bitches at?

[Environment Man]

E-man, you should give LOST a chance. It has themes you would love. Good over evil. Science versus faith. The wonders of electromagnetism.

And I heard Elena loves it.

I watched when it first came on but then drifted away.

I mostly watch Cable News anyway.

But I will go mainstream for "America's Got Talent" and "Wipeout."

[T-Cat]

Dandruff versus Zane.

ZANE GOES DOWN.I think Zane would be head and shoulders over the competition.

[Environment Man]

Where da bitches at?


Oooooo. You said the b-word.

[Environment Man]

I think Zane would be head and shoulders over the competition.

I'm just itching to see it.

[Zane]

I think Zane would be head and shoulders over the competition.

*rimshot* :thumbsup:

[Mike D.]

I watched when it first came on but then drifted away.

I mostly watch Cable News anyway.

But I will go mainstream for "America's Got Talent" and "Wipeout."

Argh. Now I will shoot myself. "Reality TV."

I saw where you liked TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES. That was one of my favorites before it got cancelled. But I must admit it was partly due to my love for Summer Glau. I admit, I am weak.

[Environment Man]

Argh. Now I will shoot myself. "Reality TV."

I saw where you liked TERMINATOR: THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES. That was one of my favorites before it got cancelled. But I must admit it was partly due to my love for Summer Glau. I admit, I am weak.

That was a great show. Loved it.

Brian Austin Green still has Megan Fox. Damn.

[T-Cat]

That was a great show. Loved it.

Brian Austin Green still has Megan Fox. Damn.Yeah if he didn't you'd be a shoe in. :p

[Zane]

Yeah if he didn't you'd be a shoe in. :p

She can't say no if her mouth is bound by duct tape

[Environment Man]

Yeah if he didn't you'd be a shoe in. :p

Megan Fox wanted Eman.

Eman wanted Megan Fox.

[T-Cat]

She can't say no if her mouth is bound by duct tapeI didn't mean with her, I meant eman would be a shoe in with Brian Austin Green.

[Environment Man]

She can't say no if her mouth is bound by duct tape

Her mouth can't say no.

And she can duct tape Eman to a chair anytime.

[T-Cat]

Megan Fox wanted Eman.

Eman wanted Megan Fox.Good thing you denied that anything was happening between the two of you. You wouldn't want people to get the wrong idea.

[Mike D.]

Megan Fox wanted Eman.

Eman wanted Megan Fox.

I have never liked Megan Fox. Nice legs, but those thumbs are odd.

[Environment Man]

I didn't mean with her, I meant eman would be a shoe in with Brian Austin Green.

I did his ex: Tori Spelling.

[Environment Man]

I have never liked Megan Fox. Nice legs, but those thumbs are odd.

You should see her bent over an engine block.

[T-Cat]

I have never liked Megan Fox. Nice legs, but those thumbs are odd.She has thumbs?

[T-Cat]

I did his ex: Tori Spelling.I don't think they were really dating.

[Environment Man]

Good thing you denied that anything was happening between the two of you. You wouldn't want people to get the wrong idea.

Well she's married now.

But she wanted me.

I could tell by the way she looked at me in the theater.

[Environment Man]

I don't think they were really dating.

I did her anyway.

[Environment Man]

She has thumbs?

Oh yes. And she uses them very well too.

[T-Cat]

Oh yes. And she uses them very well too.You lost your marbles?

[Mike D.]

Oh yes. And she uses them very well too.

You are awful. You and TCrazy both.

[Environment Man]

You lost your marbles?

You can't shoot marbles without thumbs.

[Environment Man]

You are awful. You and TCrazy both.

TCrazy is awful.

Who would put pancakes on a rabbits head?

[Mike D.]

Some celebrity quotes my dad just sent me (probably BS, but funny anyway):

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." -- Dan Quayle

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" --Lee Iacocca

[Mike D.]

TCrazy is awful.

Who would put pancakes on a rabbits head?

A Canadian.

[Environment Man]

A Canadian.

Those damned Canadians.

They will take over the world if you let them.

[Mike D.]

How do I undo the automatic subscribed thread action? I haven't subscribed to any, but I had 156 e-mails today from responses to this thread.

[T-Cat]

Those damned Canadians.

They will take over the world if you let them.<legendary canadian politeness>Will you please let us kind sir?</legendary canadian politeness>

[Mike D.]

<legendary canadian politeness>Will you please let us kind sir?</legendary canadian politeness>

We are here for your guns and your women. Now, put this pancake on your head and feed my goat.

[T-Cat]

You can't shoot marbles without thumbs.But you said she uses her thumbs very well. Ergo she has thumbs.

[Mike D.]

Never mind I think I just figured out the subscription thing.

[Environment Man]

How do I undo the automatic subscribed thread action? I haven't subscribed to any, but I had 156 e-mails today from responses to this thread.

Go to your Profile I think and the subscribe thing is there.

[Environment Man]

But you said she uses her thumbs very well. Ergo she has thumbs.

Retentive.

You just can't help yourself.

[T-Cat]

We are here for your guns and your women. Now, put this pancake on your head and feed my goat.Goats! Now we are talking.

[Mike D.]

Go to your Profile I think and the subscribe thing is there.

I just clicked unsubscribe under the "thread tools" tab on the upper right-hand side of the page. It was odd, because I never subscribed in the first place.

[Mike D.]

Goats! Now we are talking.

BBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Wait. Isn't that sheep?

[Mike D.]

Speaking of reality TV, it is almost time for BILLY THE EXTERMINATOR.

[T-Cat]

BBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Wait. Isn't that sheep?You can't tell the difference in the dark.

[Mike D.]

You can't tell the difference in the dark.

Ouch! :lmao2:

[Environment Man]

Is Greta Van Susteren cute?

[Environment Man]

You can't tell the difference in the dark.

Yes you can.

A sheep has thicker hair.

[Mike D.]

Is Greta Van Susteren cute?

Only after about six beers. Before that that thing with her face is too odd for me. Did she have a stroke once or something?

I'd do her before I would Elena Kagan, though.

[T-Cat]

Yes you can.

A sheep has thicker hair.Oh sorry, I meant to phrase that comment as a question but forgot the question mark.

[Environment Man]

Only after about six beers. Before that that thing with her face is too odd for me. Did she have a stroke once or something?

I'd do her before I would Elena Kagan, though.

She talks out of the side of her mouth.

I bet Kagan is a freak.

[Environment Man]

Oh sorry, I meant to phrase that comment as a question but forgot the question mark.

Mercy Pancake.

Stop staring at your navel.

It is an 'outtie' anyway.

[T-Cat]

Mercy Pancake.

Stop staring at your navel.

It is an 'outtie' anyway.I think there is only one t in outie.

[Environment Man]

I think there is only one t in outie.

Outties look weird.

I'm glad I don't have one.

You know you can get that cut off don't you?

[Environment Man]

I think there is only one t in outie.

I think there is only one t in retentive. Oh wait......

[T-Cat]

Outties look weird.

I'm glad I don't have one.

You know you can get that cut off don't you?My vet doesn't do that procedure.

[Environment Man]

My vet doesn't do that procedure.

You can do it yourself with a kitchen knife and some Jim Beam.

[T-Cat]

You can do it yourself with a kitchen knife and some Jim Beam.Where do I stick the bottle? :disbelief:

[Environment Man]

Where do I stick the bottle? :disbelief:

Ummmm. I think you know where?

[T-Cat]

Ummmm. I think you know where?Hey E, speaking of operations and such, have you purchased your health insurance yet?

[Environment Man]

Hey E, speaking of operations and such, have you purchased your health insurance yet?

Not yet. The Obamacare doesn't kick in for another year or so.

[T-Cat]

Not yet. The Obamacare doesn't kick in for another year or so.Breath carefully until then.

[Mike D.]

Breath carefully until then.

After that he can die while waiting in line.

[Environment Man]

I am exercising and taking care of myself.

I walk 4 miles every morning.

40 stomach crunches.

Got the belly off.

Shooting for a six pack.

Never realized how bad the belly can be for your overall health.

Feeling pretty good. Thanks for caring.

[Environment Man]

Breath carefully until then.

Breathe carefully <being TC>

[T-Cat]

After that he can die while waiting in line.Hey don't jinx the poor guy.

[T-Cat]

I am exercising and taking care of myself.

I walk 4 miles every morning.

40 stomach crunches.

Got the belly off.

Shooting for a six pack.

Never realized how bad the belly can be for your overall health.

Feeling pretty good. Thanks for caring.Good for you. Now if we could only work on the mental health issues.

[Environment Man]

Hey don't jinx the poor guy.

Rationing is a government endgame.

Free market: "You have a duty to die."

[Environment Man]

Good for you. Now if we could only work on the mental health issues.

Eman is mentally strong.

In fact, he is a mental giant.

A fucking mesmerizing phenomenon.

[T-Cat]

Breathe carefully <being TC>:truce:
_________

[T-Cat]

Rationing is a government endgame.

Free market: "You have a duty to die."Everybody dies. Doesn't matter the market.

[T-Cat]

Eman is mentally strong.

In fact, he is a mental giant.:lmao2:

A fucking mesmerizing phenomenon.But not a mesmerizing fucking phenomenon. Note the distinction.

[Environment Man]

Everybody dies. Doesn't matter the market.

End of life issues and clogging up the health care system.

Check the fuck on out and let somebody else have that bed.

[Environment Man]

:lmao2:

But not a mesmerizing fucking phenomenon. Note the distinction.

Fucking is overrated.

[T-Cat]

End of life issues and clogging up the health care system.

Check the fuck on out and let somebody else have that bed.You aren't going to take money away from grandma's medicare are you?

[T-Cat]

Fucking is overrated.Bad reviews eh?

[Mike D.]

You aren't going to take money away from grandma's medicare are you?

Why take her money when you can pull the plug on her instead?

[Environment Man]

Why take her money when you can pull the plug on her instead?

You got it Mike. You save energy too. Green jobs.

[Environment Man]

Bad reviews eh?

Eman is the greatest love of all times.

Everybody knows that.

[Environment Man]

You aren't going to take money away from grandma's medicare are you?

I would end Social Security, Medicare and many other programs too.

Smaller government. Better government.

[Mike D.]

I'm still getting automatically subscribed to any thread I respond in. &^%$

[Environment Man]

I'm still getting automatically subscribed to any thread I respond in. &^%$

Probably switch when you log out of both platforms.

[T-Cat]

Why take her money when you can pull the plug on her instead?What if she's a really mean grandma?

[Environment Man]

What if she's a really mean grandma?

Send nurse Eman to care for her.

[T-Cat]

I would end Social Security, Medicare and many other programs too.You wouldn't get elected.

Smaller government. Better government.Yeah yeah, we've heard that story a million times.

[Environment Man]

You wouldn't get elected.

Yeah yeah, we've heard that story a million times.

You are a BIG government liberal.

Move to Russia.

[T-Cat]

You are a BIG government liberal.Also known as a realist.

Move to Russia.Too smoky.

[Environment Man]

Also known as a realist.

Commie Socialist.

Too smoky.

Radioactive smoke.

[Mike D.]

Commie Socialist.



Radioactive smoke.

Those Nazis were "realists."