Eman Has Arrived

[T-Cat]

LOL. I don't even own a hi-def TV or a Blu Ray player.You are some kind of caveman.

Just regular DVD's for me. The complete set lists pre-sale for about $150 US, but I'll only need season 6. I don't care about the toys and crap that comes with the complete set. So I guess it'll be just season 6 I'll get.Rumor has it the complete boxset will contain extra extras. I will probably just buy Season 6 alone though.

[Environment Man]

You are some kind of caveman.

Stop being such a gizmo snob.

[T-Cat]

3rd world countries use 50 Hz.You do understand that I am on the same power grid that you are on, right? I'm probably buying your cheap night time rate electricity as we post.

Hey. I found out you can charge batteries on cell phones and computers though. Just not larger appliances.???? You didn't know you could charge the battery on your cellphone before? What did you do, just through it out when the battery was dead and buy a new phone? :)

[Mike D.]

You are some kind of caveman.

I am some kind of brokeman. We still have a regular 32" TV. I can't see paying $2,000 for a TV. Although I did pay that for a guitar. But that's a different story. Also, I refuse to re-buy movies and TV shows I already own on yet another format. Until DVD goes the way of the dodo bird, I'll hold out.

Rumor has it the complete boxset will contain extra extras. I will probably just buy Season 6 alone though.

I don't care to shuck out $150 US for some extras. I'll stick with season 6 only.

[T-Cat]

I am some kind of brokeman. We still have a regular 32" TV. I can't see paying $2,000 for a TV.LCD TV's are way cheaper than that now Mike. You can get a decent size one (42"+) for easily less than a thousand.

Although I did pay that for a guitar. But that's a different story. Also, I refuse to re-buy movies and TV shows I already own on yet another format. Until DVD goes the way of the dodo bird, I'll hold out.I've never bought one on Blu Ray that I already own on DVD either.

I don't care to shuck out $150 US for some extras. I'll stick with season 6 only.True, it is a lot to pay just for some more extras.

[Mike D.]

I didn't own a cell phone until I won one at work last year. I was going to sell it but the misses insisted I have it activated on her existing account. Now I have one more thing to remember to take to work and recharge.

[Environment Man]

You do understand that I am on the same power grid that you are on, right? I'm probably buying your cheap night time rate electricity as we post.

We are 60 Hz and you are 50Hz. It would have to convert somewhere.

???? You didn't know you could charge the battery on your cellphone before? What did you do, just through it out when the battery was dead and buy a new phone? :)

I'm talking about recharging on 60 Hz v 50 Hz.

Found it out in South Africa. They are on 50 Hz too.

[Environment Man]

I didn't own a cell phone until I won one at work last year. I was going to sell it but the misses insisted I have it activated on her existing account. Now I have one more thing to remember to take to work and recharge.

Gizmo snob Pancake Rabbit Head is gonna talk real bad[ly] about you now.

[Mike D.]

LCD TV's are way cheaper than that now Mike. You can get a decent size one (42"+) for easily less than a thousand.

Yeah, I know. But $1000 is still too rich for my blood. I am a tightwad about some stuff.

Eventually I'd like a big screen and surround-sound, but our current living room is too small to accommodate the set-up. We have our house up for sale so if we buy a bigger one I'll start thinking about a big TV then.

[Environment Man]

Stop trying to impress us T.

We know you just got electricity.

And you read all that gizmo stuff at the drug store in magazines.

[Mike D.]

Stop trying to impress us T.

We know you just got electricity.

And you read all that gizmo stuff at the drug store in magazines.

They have magazines in Canada?

[Mike D.]

It is past my bedtime.

[doctordog]

That must be it. We replaced PG as the centerpiece of activity. Someone complained about it being slow, so this quickly became the hot topic.

We're the gift that keeps on giving! :)

:hi:

Smile - you're on candid camera.

I think I heard someone outside, wait someone is peeking through the window!:lmao2:

[T-Cat]

We are 60 Hz and you are 50Hz. It would have to convert somewhere.Not if you are actually already on 60Hz.

I'm talking about recharging on 60 Hz v 50 Hz.

Found it out in South Africa. They are on 50 Hz too.Can you recommend any good restaurants in SA?

[Environment Man]

They have magazines in Canada?

Sorry Mike. What was I thinnking.

They don't have drug stores either.

[T-Cat]

Stop trying to impress us T.

We know you just got electricity.

And you read all that gizmo stuff at the drug store in magazines.I only peak at the girlie magazines when I am in a drug store.

[Environment Man]

Not if you are actually already on 60Hz.

Can you recommend any good restaurants in SA?

Sure. Just go to the Mandela Mall in Sandton and pick one.

Probably 20 in there. I got lost in that mega mall.

[Environment Man]

I only peak at the girlie magazines when I am in a drug store.

They don't have girlie mags in the drugstore.

[Environment Man]

I only peak at the girlie magazines when I am in a drug store.

Peak. Funny.

[T-Cat]

Sure. Just go to the Mandela Mall in Sandton and pick one.

Probably 20 in there. I got lost in that mega mall.My boss is leaving for SA Monday morning. I'll give him your recommendation.

[Environment Man]

I think I heard someone outside, wait someone is peeking through the window!:lmao2:

That is Ksoggy Condom.

Watch out Way. He likes to throw those condoms.

[Environment Man]

My boss is leaving for SA Monday morning. I'll give him your recommendation.

Cool. There is a great seafood restaurant there.

He's probably staying in Sandton.

I was supposed to be going back this Sunday, but I'm not going.

[T-Cat]

They don't have girlie mags in the drugstore.They do up here! Double page beaver shots. Actual beavers though. Hell with all that fur they could be male beavers so I guess it wouldn't really be a girlie magazine then.

[T-Cat]

Cool. There is a great seafood restaurant there.

He's probably staying in Sandton.I'll ask him.

I was supposed to be going back this Sunday, but I'm not going.Why not?

[Environment Man]

I'll ask him.

Why not?

Money. For 9 days. But my business associates are going.

[T-Cat]

Money. For 9 days. But my business associates are going.Your old black panther buddies? :lmao2:

[Mike D.]

Money. For 9 days. But my business associates are going.

Too bad. It would be a nice honeymoon for you and Elena.

[Environment Man]

Your old black panther buddies? :lmao2:

From 40 years ago? Ummm. No. Though they are golfers now.

[Environment Man]

Too bad. It would be a nice honeymoon for you and Elena.

You still up. I thought you drank your wam milk and cookies and went to bed.

Elena will be my lover.

[Environment Man]

They do up here! Double page beaver shots. Actual beavers though. Hell with all that fur they could be male beavers so I guess it wouldn't really be a girlie magazine then.

A shaved beaver gathers no moss.

[Mike D.]

You still up. I thought you drank your wam milk and cookies and went to bed.

Elena will be my lover.

I ate two leftover boneless hot wings and am drinking a glass of tea. But the bed is calling me. Soon.

[Environment Man]

I ate two leftover boneless hot wings and am drinking a glass of tea. But the bed is calling me. Soon.

Boneless?

No way.

I only order bone.

Honey BBQ.

Not hot.

[Mike D.]

I just saw where David Duchovny is 50. Wow. That's old for a sex addict. And with that good looking wife, too.

[T-Cat]

From 40 years ago? Ummm. No. Though they are golfers now.When I said your old black panther buddies, I meant old.

[Mike D.]

Boneless?

No way.

I only order bone.

Honey BBQ.

Not hot.

They were not very hot at all, actually. I do not eat meat on the bone. I am a hypocritical carnivore.

[T-Cat]

I just saw where David Duchovny is 50. Wow. That's old for a sex addict. And with that good looking wife, too.I've watched a couple of episodes of Californication but didn't find it particularily interesting. Of course the last X-Files movie blew chunks.

Maybe he and Tiger can get together and revive their careers.

[Environment Man]

I just saw where David Duchovny is 50. Wow. That's old for a sex addict. And with that good looking wife, too.

His wife is fine. What is her name. She was in "Bad Boys."

Tea Leoni

Will should have nailed her.

[Environment Man]

I just saw where David Duchovny is 50. Wow. That's old for a sex addict. And with that good looking wife, too.

I almost married a sex addict.

She wanted to have sex everyday.

[doctordog]

That is Ksoggy Condom.

Watch out Way. He likes to throw those condoms.

He can probably apply one with his mouth:lmao2:

[Environment Man]

I've watched a couple of episodes of Californication but didn't find it particularily interesting. Of course the last X-Files movie blew chunks.

Maybe he and Tiger can get together and revive their careers.

Tiger is losing it.

Elin wants me now.

[Environment Man]

He can probably apply one with his mouth:lmao2:

I know he was watching tonight.

The bedwetter wears a condom and has a plastic bed cover.

[Mike D.]

I've watched a couple of episodes of Californication but didn't find it particularily interesting. Of course the last X-Files movie blew chunks.

Maybe he and Tiger can get together and revive their careers.

I loved The X-Files series, except of course for all the open-ended questions by the series end. The movies were what I figured they would be, stand-alone vehicles for a general audience. I have never watched his other show.

Gillian Anderson moved to England a few years back. I had vaguely hoped to bump into her when we were there in March. As all long shots go, no dice.

[Mike D.]

Who is Ksoggy Condom?

[T-Cat]

Tiger is losing it.I figure he should turn total badass. He spent his career with this tightly managed good guy image that is totally blown so he ought to just say fuck it and become the Dennis Rodman of golf, minus getting photographed in a wedding dress.

Elin wants me now.Hey why not dream big.

[Environment Man]

Who is Ksoggy Condom?

kanadesaga

[Environment Man]

I figure he should turn total badass. He spent his career with this tightly managed good guy image that is totally blown so he ought to just say fuck it and become the Dennis Rodman of golf, minus getting photographed in a wedding dress.

I agree completely.

You can tell he is a complete asshole anyway.

I just PLAY at being an asshole.

He's the real deal.

[T-Cat]

I loved The X-Files series, except of course for all the open-ended questions by the series end. The movies were what I figured they would be, stand-alone vehicles for a general audience. I have never watched his other show.I really liked the X-Files too. The first movie wasn't too bad but your right, it was more mainstream. The second one was awful though.

Gillian Anderson moved to England a few years back. I had vaguely hoped to bump into her when we were there in March. As all long shots go, no dice.That would be a long shot unless you knew where she lived or hung out all the time.

[Environment Man]

Elin or Elena?

Elin or Elena?

Elin or Elena?

[T-Cat]

I agree completely.

You can tell he is a complete asshole anyway.My boss golfed with Tiger once (some charity event prize he won). Said he had the biggest potty mouth he had ever heard.

I just PLAY at being an asshole.

He's the real deal.Oh well you had me fooled. :lmao2:

[Mike D.]

I really liked the X-Files too. The first movie wasn't too bad but your right, it was more mainstream. The second one was awful though.

That would be a long shot unless you knew where she lived or hung out all the time.

London, somewhere. She supposedly isn't very Hollywood, walks the street like a regular gal. Not working gal, mind.

[T-Cat]

Elin or Elena?

Elin or Elena?

Elin or Elena?Man that is such a tough choice. A coin flip at best.

[Environment Man]

My boss golfed with Tiger once (some charity event prize he won). Said he had the biggest potty mouth he had ever heard.

Oh well you had me fooled. :lmao2:

T-Cat is the REAL asshole.

IT should just go by Preparation H.

[Mike D.]

Elin or Elena?

Elin or Elena?

Elin or Elena?

No contest. Elena definitely. If Elin slept with Tiger without a condom then she may have some serious issues brewing.

[T-Cat]

London, somewhere.somewhere London is a lot of somewhere.

She supposedly isn't very Hollywood, walks the street like a regular gal. Not working gal, mind.But is she working? Has she done anything since the last movie?

[Environment Man]

Man that is such a tough choice. A coin flip at best.

It is Elena for me.

That is like choosing between Halle Berry and Phyllis Schafly.

[Environment Man]

No contest. Elena definitely. If Elin slept with Tiger without a condom then she may have some serious issues brewing.

Mercy yes.

No telling WHAT is up in there.

I made the right decision.

[T-Cat]

T-Cat is the REAL asshole.I am always keeping it real.

IT should just go by Preparation H.Androids don't get hemorrhoids.

[Mike D.]

somewhere London is a lot of somewhere.

Tell me about it. Everywhere we went was a 'ten minute walk.' More like a twenty minute sprint. We rode the tube a lot after the first day.

But is she working? Has she done anything since the last movie?

I meant she wasn't a walking the streets working girl. She did a Dickens British TV mini-series, Bleak House awhile back. I dunno what she's up to recently. I loved her with the reddish hair and the bobbed cut. She bleaches it blonde occasionally. It doesn't look good on her at all. Now I sound like a gay hairdresser.

[Environment Man]

Androids don't get hemorrhoids.

They get Titanium hemorrhoids.

[T-Cat]

It is Elena for me.

That is like choosing between Halle Berry and Phyllis Schafly.Oh my yes, another tough choice.

Door #1?
http://www.tvoneblogs.com/thespin/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/halle_berry_bet.jpg

or Door #2?
http://michelle2005.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/phyliss-schlafly1.jpg

[Mike D.]

She was in The Last King of Scotland, too, with Forrest Whitaker. I own it on DVD and have yet to watch it.

[T-Cat]

They get Titanium hemorrhoids.They don't rust and they are lighter than steel ones.

[Environment Man]

Phyllis hands down.

[Environment Man]

No contest for me. It's Phyllis.

Oh my yes, another tough choice.

Door #1?
http://www.tvoneblogs.com/thespin/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/halle_berry_bet.jpg

or Door #2?
http://michelle2005.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/phyliss-schlafly1.jpg

[Environment Man]

They don't rust and they are lighter than steel ones.

Some WD40 might help.

[Mike D.]

Phyllis hands down.

I agree. Phyllis would appreciate a good man's love. Halle would expect more than ten men could provide.

[T-Cat]

Tell me about it. Everywhere we went was a 'ten minute walk.' More like a twenty minute sprint. We rode the tube a lot after the first day.That sounds dirty.

I meant she wasn't a walking the streets working girl.LOL, I knew that Mike.

She did a Dickens British TV mini-series, Bleak House awhile back. I dunno what she's up to recently. I loved her with the reddish hair and the bobbed cut. She bleaches it blonde occasionally. It doesn't look good on her at all. Now I sound like a gay hairdresser.Isn't that redundant?

And I am totally with you on the red hair part.

[Environment Man]

I agree. Phyllis would appreciate a good man's love. Halle would expect more than ten men could provide.

You got it.

And Halle doesn't have liver spots.

[Mike D.]

That sounds dirty.

The tube was quite clean, actually. But yes, it sounds kinky. Maybe E-Man can take Phyllis on a tube ride.

[Mike D.]

I waved when we flew over Canada. No one waved back. Stuck up bastards. Perhaps they were busy shooting arrows at the plane. Or looking at porn at the drug store.

[T-Cat]

The tube was quite clean, actually. But yes, it sounds kinky. Maybe E-Man can take Phyllis on a tube ride.At her age it better be a lube and tube.

[Environment Man]

The tube was quite clean, actually. But yes, it sounds kinky. Maybe E-Man can take Phyllis on a tube ride.

I would be willing to bet that Phyllis is a great great lover.

[T-Cat]

I waved when we flew over Canada. No one waved back. Stuck up bastards.Maybe you just have bad eyesight. Besides it was probably Newfoundland which doesn't really count.

[Environment Man]

At her age it better be a lube and tube.

Stop it T.

That is no way to talk about my baby.

If she needs a little KY, that is okay.

[Mike D.]

I would be willing to bet that Phyllis is a great great lover.

Maybe she and Nancy Pelosi could treat you to an exotic evening.

[Environment Man]

I flew over Canada on the way to China.

Nothing but snow and ice.

[Environment Man]

Maybe she and Nancy Pelosi could treat you to an exotic evening.

Oh now that Nancy just gets me all weak in the knees.

Oh yes. Nancy AND Phyllis?

I would just die.

[Mike D.]

Maybe you just have bad eyesight. Besides it was probably Newfoundland which doesn't really count.

Actually, I am near-sighted. Newfoundland, Canada, isn't it all the same thing? Snow, mountains, and goats?

[T-Cat]

Stop it T.

That is no way to talk about my baby.

If she needs a little KY, that is okay.Heck after 16 years, it would probably be so fast she'd just think she had bad gas anyway.

[Mike D.]

Heck after 16 years, it would probably be so fast she'd just think she had bad gas anyway.

:lmao2: :lmao2: :lmao2:

[Environment Man]

That's not funny you two.

Stop it.

[T-Cat]

Actually, I am near-sighted. Newfoundland, Canada, isn't it all the same thing? Snow, mountains, and goats?You just had to mention the goats.

Now what will eman do? Elena, Phyllis, lots of KY, and a goat. That is probably half of his homemade porn collection.

[Environment Man]

You just had to mention the goats.

Now what will eman do? Elena, Phyllis, lots of KY, and a goat. That is probably half of his homemade porn collection.

Wasnt it Mal who had the goat thing?

I wonder if Elena has any liver spots.

[T-Cat]

Wasnt it Mal who had the goat thing?Mal has a lot of "things". I believe he made this picture:

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d120/Titaniumcat/smMountainGoat87d.jpg

I wonder if Elena has any liver spots.If not you could just buy a brown marker.

[Mike D.]

That's not funny you two.

Stop it.

Sorry.....

[T-Cat]

Hey Mike made the 10,000th post and we never even had a party.

[Mike D.]

Now it is seriously past my bedtime. Grass to cut in the a.m. in the lovely hot and humid South. It was nice catching up. I'll talk to you later.

[Mike D.]

Hey Mike made the 10,000th post and we never even had a party.

Yeah, I wasn't paying attention and took it. I feel like a party-crasher.

[T-Cat]

Now it is seriously past my bedtime. Grass to cut in the a.m. in the lovely hot and humid South. It was nice catching up. I'll talk to you later.See you Mike, it was fun catching up.

[Environment Man]

Mal's goat has a thing for me.

And Mal has a thing for goats.

[Environment Man]

Yeah, I wasn't paying attention and took it. I feel like a party-crasher.

Goodnight Mike.

I'm gonna run too.

Aint no way I'm staying in here alone with Pancake.

[T-Cat]

Mal's goat has a thing for me.

And Mal has a thing for goats.I tried dating a mountain goat once but we really got off to a rocky start.

[Environment Man]

I tried dating a mountain goat once but we really got off to a rocky start.

I thought my goat was female.

But then found out her name was Billy.

[T-Cat]

I thought my goat was female.

But then found out her name was Billy.Did he like really gruff sex?

[Environment Man]

I miss Binky.

Where oh where did my Binky go?

[CosmicRocker]

1. cosmicrocker (1426) - ½ / ½ 1 / 1 1 / 1 6/6 5]
2. magneum (1415) ½ / ½ - 1 / 1 1 / 1 6/6 5

I won 5 of 6 games, and draws with the other guy listed here 2 times.


we both got 5 of 6 wins, and both draws against each other -so we both advance to round two !!

My game is getting better, back in the mid 1400's ( 1426) - I'm gonna try to get back to 1500.

1500 is about the 37th percentile, or among the top 1/3 of ALL players world wide.

Mustard gas 'em !!!

[Environment Man]

1. cosmicrocker (1426) - ½ / ½ 1 / 1 1 / 1 6/6 5]
2. magneum (1415) ½ / ½ - 1 / 1 1 / 1 6/6 5

I won 5 of 6 games, and draws with the other guy listed here 2 times.


we both got 5 of 6 wins, and both draws against each other -so we both advance to round two !!

My game is getting better, back in the mid 1400's ( 1426) - I'm gonna try to get back to 1500.

1500 is about the 37th percentile, or among the top 1/3 of ALL players world wide.

Mustard gas 'em !!!

You are a master chess player Cos.

I hate playing you because it is like going to war with the Chinese.

You're just going to keep coming and coming and coming.

And using mustard gas.

And it is just fucking misery and death.

And you don't even care if I nuke a couple hundred million.

You just keep coming with the mustard gas attacks.

Who wants to fight a war like that?

[MintJulep]

It is now, it is always, Environment Man.

I think Binky is singing in church, or playing the piano or something. :D

[Environment Man]

Well Mint and Way will be happy today.....

.....because PG finally closed.

It is a sad day for me.

Very sad indeed.

[Environment Man]

It is now, it is always, Environment Man.

I think Binky is singing in church, or playing the piano or something. :D

My Binky is religious.

So much the better.

I miss her so much.

Where is she?

[MintJulep]

Well Mint and Way will be happy today.....

.....because PG finally closed.

It is a sad day for me.

Very sad indeed.Are you serious? No warning, nothing?

[MintJulep]

Oh, so PG is temporarily closed, but another board has opened in its place.

Why don't you just join there?

[Environment Man]

Are you serious? No warning, nothing?

Just closure and a link to the new site.

[Environment Man]

Oh, so PG is temporarily closed, but another board has opened in its place.

Why don't you just join there?

It is not the same Mint.

I can't just transfer my 'bond' that easily.

[Mike D.]

Apparently PG is taking a new direction. The prospects are terrifying.

[Environment Man]

Apparently PG is taking a new direction. The prospects are terrifying.

Well Eric says he's expanding beyond politics.

I pretty much never just stuck to politics anyway.

People stopped coming to the site. So I guess he just figured it was not worth the effort to maintain.

I know Facebook is taking up more time from many people now.

Plus there was a lot of controversy at PG.

All great bands have huge personality conflicts.

[Environment Man]

I might have Eric send all of my comments.

I thinking about publishing:

"The Eman Memoir on a Metaphysical Existence at Political Groove."

[Mike D.]

I might have Eric send all of my comments.

I thinking about publishing:

"The Eman Memoir on a Metaphysical Existence at Political Groove."

That title will not get you many sales. Think bigger picture.

[MintJulep]

Well Eric says he's expanding beyond politics.

I pretty much never just stuck to politics anyway.

You stuck to Eman. :D :lmao2:

[Environment Man]

That title will not get you many sales. Think bigger picture.

"Eman's Green Sex Toys & the Energy Sources That Power Them"

[Environment Man]

You stuck to Eman. :D :lmao2:

You know me too well Mint.

No use in going too far off topic eh?

[Mike D.]

"Eman's Green Sex Toys & the Energy Sources That Power Them"

That's more like it.

[CosmicRocker]

You are a master chess player Cos.

I hate playing you because it is like going to war with the Chinese.

You're just going to keep coming and coming and coming.

And using mustard gas.

And it is just fucking misery and death.

And you don't even care if I nuke a couple hundred million.

You just keep coming with the mustard gas attacks.

Who wants to fight a war like that?
:lmao2:
I dunno man, when we play you throw batallions at my king.
It's like trying to hold back Mr. Smith in the Matrix

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:b_WXXiNFrop0ZM:http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/rv_img/onset_street_21.jpg&t=1

[Environment Man]

:lmao2:
I dunno man, when we play you throw batallions at my king.
It's like trying to hold back Mr. Smith in the Matrix

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.highposition.net/article/wp-content/uploads/matrix.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2381389/posts&h=338&w=600&sz=39&tbnid=jldrgWPBerb9oM:&tbnh=76&tbnw=135&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmr%2Bsmith%2Bmatrix&hl=en&usg=__SJsur6M8L1nI_EXdilmHGkyX0vA=&sa=X&ei=ruxeTMrZMYH98AbYnZ23DQ&ved=0CC4Q9QEwBg

Typical scenario: I launch everything at you. It stalls.

You spray the mustard gas. And then come out with the bayonets to end the misery of the choking.

[Environment Man]

That's more like it.

In America, all you have to do is put 'sex' or 'money' in there and they will come flocking.

[MintJulep]

Too bad that board turned out the way it did, it had a LOT of potential at one time. It became the antithesis of what the BM board was, which was --at one time-- complete freedom. Unfortunately, most of the BM members left PG and only the thin-skins from RealTime remained.

[Environment Man]

Too bad that board turned out the way it did, it had a LOT of potential at one time. It became the antithesis of what the BM board was, which was --at one time-- complete freedom. Unfortunately, most of the BM members left PG and only the thin-skins from RealTime remained.

Admittedly things went a bit too far at one point, but PG achieved a certain success going into the 2008 presidential election.

The election was its Woodstock though.

And the Woodstock Nation was destined to be a leaf in the wind.

[MintJulep]

Too much control and censorship is the death of any board. That's why I like this board.

[Mike D.]

After I was sent a friendly PM from a moderator letting me know that the board was Progressive and, while differing views would be tolerated, they would be closely monitored, I quickly made my exit. It was chilling. I could hear the brown boots striking the asphalt.

[Environment Man]

Too much control and censorship is the death of any board. That's why I like this board.

Well I can't say that I was overly controlled. Or censored.

You expect eccentricities among any grouping of people and Eric had his quirks.

But overall, you could express yourself.

And The Zone was completely free. It was literally unmoderated, except for one abuse by DanS.

[Environment Man]

After I was sent a friendly PM from a moderator letting me know that the board was Progressive and, while differing views would be tolerated, they would be closely monitored, I quickly made my exit. It was chilling. I could hear the brown boots striking the asphalt.

So Progressives can be overbearing too?

That aint news to me.

But power is hard for humans to handle.

My philosophy is that humans will abuse any power for the most part.

[Mike D.]

So Progressives can be overbearing too?

That aint news to me.

But power is hard for humans to handle.

My philosophy is that humans will abuse any power for the most part.

Power is Satan whispering in one's ear, saying, "More. More."

[Environment Man]

Power is Satan whispering in one's ear, saying, "More. More."

Yep.

From someone crossing the street in front of your car and slowing down to trying to force you to post a certain point of view.

[T-Cat]

I might have Eric send all of my comments.

I thinking about publishing:

"The Eman Memoir on a Metaphysical Existence at Political Groove.""Piled higher and deeper, and the constant struggle of how to outdo the stupidity of my previous posts

Life on the Internet by Eman"

[Environment Man]

"Piled higher and deeper, and the constant struggle of how to outdo the stupidity of my previous posts

Life on the Internet by Eman"

It was art wasnt it?

[T-Cat]

It was art wasnt it?In a very scary way, yes. :lmao2:

[Environment Man]

In a very scary way, yes. :lmao2:

I was the 'scary black man' at PG.

[MintJulep]

After I was sent a friendly PM from a moderator letting me know that the board was Progressive and, while differing views would be tolerated, they would be closely monitored, I quickly made my exit. It was chilling. I could hear the brown boots striking the asphalt.That was smart of you. I went there thinking it would be a Bill Maher board redux. What a surprise. :D

[T-Cat]

I was the 'scary black man' at PG.Well E-man is certainly scary, but I don't think it has anything to do with you being black. The part about being batshit crazy is far more of a contributing factor.

[Environment Man]

Well E-man is certainly scary, but I don't think it has anything to do with you being black. The part about being batshit crazy is far more of a contributing factor.

Oh T. Let me play the race card once in a while.

[Environment Man]

The part about being batshit crazy is far more of a contributing factor.

"batshit crazy."

"crazy as a shithouse rat."

Since bats are birds, and rats are rodents, I guess Eman is a bird rodent.

<here it comes>

[T-Cat]

Oh T. Let me play the race card once in a while.Very well, enjoy yourself, but try not to get too carried way. http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d120/Titaniumcat/banana-black.gif

[T-Cat]

"batshit crazy."

"crazy as a shithouse rat."

Since bats are birds, and rats are rodents, I guess Eman is a bird rodent.

<here it comes>Here comes your 19th nervous breakdown...

bats are not birds, they are mammals

[Environment Man]

Very well, enjoy yourself, but try not to get too carried way. http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d120/Titaniumcat/banana-black.gif

Oh mercy. An African American banana.

Now I've seen it all.

[Environment Man]

Here comes your 19th nervous breakdown...

bats are not birds, they are mammals

Come on T. You know you want to do it.

Why hold back?

Your anal and your retentive compel you.

[T-Cat]

Come on T. You know you want to do it.

Why hold back?

Your anal and your retentive compel you.Hold back what?

I am not anal retentive. I am a free and easy breathing spirit drifting on the wind.

[Environment Man]

Hold back what?

I am not anal retentive. I am a free and easy breathing spirit drifting on the wind.

You know you saw it.

And you know you want to comment.

You're about as uptight as they get.

Eman is free and easy.

You are a tornado. Or at least a hurricane.

[T-Cat]

You know you saw it.I saw nuttin.... nuttin at all.

And you know you want to comment.Comment on what???

You're about as uptight as they get.

Eman is free and easy.

You are a tornado. Or at least a hurricane.I am calm, I am the eye of the hurricane, you are the .... whatever they call the rest of the hurricane.

[Environment Man]

I saw nuttin.... nuttin at all.

Comment on what???

I am calm, I am the eye of the hurricane, you are the .... whatever they call the rest of the hurricane.

I know and you know you saw it.

And we both know you are just dying to say something about it.

Because that is the way you are.

It is red meat for you.

Come on now. Don't hold back. You know it is killing you.

[T-Cat]

I know and you know you saw it.

And we both know you are just dying to say something about it.I have already said all that needs to be said.

Because that is the way you are.

It is red meat for you.

Come on now. Don't hold back. You know it is killing you.You must have me confused with someone else.

[Environment Man]

I have already said all that needs to be said.

You must have me confused with someone else.

Oh no. You saw it.

And you are trying to be disciplined.

But I know you.

And I know you are about to pop.

Come on now. Go ahead and point it out so we can move along.

You know you want to.

[T-Cat]

Oh no. You saw it.

And you are trying to be disciplined.

But I know you.

And I know you are about to pop.

Come on now. Go ahead and point it out so we can move along.

You know you want to.Nothing will pop. The force is even and calm.

I have already said all that needs to be said.

[Environment Man]

Nothing will pop. The force is even and calm.

I have already said all that needs to be said.

You sure now?

There is nothing more you need to point out?

I bet you are itching all over and blinking like crazy.

Come on T. Just spit it out and release that pressure.

[T-Cat]

You sure now?Yes quite sure.

There is nothing more you need to point out?No.

I bet you are itching all over and blinking like crazy.

Come on T. Just spit it out and release that pressure.No itchin', no blinkin', no pressure.

[Environment Man]

Well I see you have gotten some therapy for your condition.

Very good.

That spincter has loosened some.

I am proud of you Pancake.

I really didn't think you could do it.

I still don't quite trust that you are resisting just to bug me.

[T-Cat]

Well I see you have gotten some therapy for your condition.

Very good.

That spincter has loosened some.

I am proud of you Pancake.

I really didn't think you could do it.

I still don't quite trust that you are resisting just to bug me.I guess you have some issues to work on. :p

[Environment Man]

I guess you have some issues to work on. :p

I figured we could go at least a few rounds about it.

But I see you CAN just let things go.

Something rather significant too.

I am just amazed I must admit.

But at least admit that you know what I am talking about.

[T-Cat]

I figured we could go at least a few rounds about it.

But I see you CAN just let things go.

Something rather significant too.

I am just amazed I must admit.I am glad that I have amazed you whether or not it actually warrants amazement.

But at least admit that you know what I am talking about.Oh I don't think I could admit that.

[Environment Man]

I am glad that I have amazed you whether or not it actually warrants amazement.

Oh I don't think I could admit that.

Oh you could if you were honorable.

[Environment Man]

T-Cat Pancake Hat Rabbit is just not honorable.

If IT were, IT would admit that IT knows.

[T-Cat]

T-Cat Pancake Hat Rabbit is just not honorable.The T-Cat Pancake Hat Rabbit is honorable.

If IT were, IT would admit that IT knows.IT knows what?

[Environment Man]

The T-Cat Pancake Hat Rabbit is honorable.

IT knows what?

What you know you wanted to point out but didn't.

And then defend a wrong position as usual.

[T-Cat]

What you know you wanted to point out but didn't.I have already said all that needs to be said.

And then defend a wrong position as usual.Now you are confusing me with yourself. :lmao2:

[Environment Man]

I have already said all that needs to be said.

Now you are confusing me with yourself. :lmao2:

I am NOT anal retentive.

You are. And you know it.

Admit that you know and I will move along.

Because I know that you know.

You are being so disingenous.

[T-Cat]

I am NOT anal retentive.Well now, you are certainly showing signs of it.

You are. And you know it.I am as loose as a goose sitting on a moose.

Admit that you know and I will move along.

Because I know that you know.

You are being so disingenous.I am not being disingenuous.

[Environment Man]

Well now, you are certainly showing signs of it.

I am as loose as a goose sitting on a moose.

I am not being disingenuous.

See? the disingenuous thing shows it.

I knew you would jump. Anal retentive.

Now admit the former observation. Free yourself.

[MintJulep]

Will the real EMAN please stand up? :lmao2:

[T-Cat]

See? the disingenuous thing shows it.Yet I am not being disingenuous.

I knew you would jump. Anal retentive.

Now admit the former observation. Free yourself.Once again, I have already said all that needs to be said. It is you who is shackled.

[Environment Man]

Will the real EMAN please stand up? :lmao2:

That's Eric.

They lured me in Mint.

I wasn't going to go right away anyway.

But that itsmeeee compared me to a 'clinging booger.'

[Environment Man]

Yet I am not being disingenuous.

You corrrected my intentional misspelling of disingenuous.

I spelled it disingenous.

You corrected it in your spelling to POINT IT OUT TO ME.

That shows your anal retentiveness.

Once again, I have already said all that needs to be said. It is you who is shackled.

Now ADMIT.

[MintJulep]

That's Eric.

They lured me in Mint.

I wasn't going to go right away anyway.

But that itsmeeee compared me to a 'clinging booger.'EMAN in all caps is so not you.

[Environment Man]

EMAN in all caps is so not you.

Thank you. Please.

[Environment Man]

Mint?

T-Cat Pancake Rabbit is being difficult.

As usual.

IT knows IT is being disingenuous and is just being stubborn.

[T-Cat]

You corrrected my intentional misspelling of disingenuous.

I spelled it disingenous.

You corrected it in your spelling to POINT IT OUT TO ME.

That shows your anal retentiveness.I didn't even notice that you had misspelled that word.

Now ADMIT.That you aren't the best of spellers? Sure.

[T-Cat]

Mint?

T-Cat Pancake Rabbit is being difficult.

As usual.

IT knows IT is being disingenuous and is just being stubborn.I think the one being difficult and stubborn is called E-man. (without the ALLCAPS)

[T-Cat]

That's Eric.

They lured me in Mint.

I wasn't going to go right away anyway.

But that itsmeeee compared me to a 'clinging booger.'Was the comparison favorable? I mean clinging boogers tend to dry up and crumble, you on the other hand stay moist and sticky.

[Environment Man]

I didn't even notice that you had misspelled that word.

That you aren't the best of spellers? Sure.

Yes you did notice.

You are lying and you know it.

EMan is the best speller in the world.

[Environment Man]

Was the comparison favorable? I mean clinging boogers tend to dry up and crumble, you on the other hand stay moist and sticky.

itsmeeee said I was like a clinging booger that you can't flick off your finger.

She is so nasty.

I knew she was nasty all along.

[Environment Man]

I think the one being difficult and stubborn is called E-man. (without the ALLCAPS)

That is so cheap isn't it? And Eman is class personified.

[T-Cat]

Yes you did notice.

You are lying and you know it.No I am not lying and I know that I am not lying.

EMan is the best speller in the world.That is certainly up to debate.

[Environment Man]

No I am not lying and I know that I am not lying.

That is certainly up to debate.

You just like to be difficult.

Admit what you observed.

And end this.

[T-Cat]

itsmeeee said I was like a clinging booger that you can't flick off your finger.

She is so nasty.

I knew she was nasty all along.Poor E-man, subjected to such relentless persecution. I can feel the humidity increasing as the tears of saddened angels rain down.

[T-Cat]

That is so cheap isn't it? And Eman is class personified.Yet kind of funny. :p

[T-Cat]

You just like to be difficult.

Admit what you observed.

And end this.I am not being difficult.

[Environment Man]

Poor E-man, subjected to such relentless persecution. I can feel the humidity increasing as the tears of saddened angels rain down.

That was very nicely written Pancake.

Touching.

You do have the capacity to exhibit sympathy after all.

[Environment Man]

I am not being difficult.

Yes you are.

You worship yourself.

And you maybe don't WANT to be anal retentive, but you just can't help it.

It is the burden of a god.

[T-Cat]

That was very nicely written Pancake.

Touching.

You do have the capacity to exhibit sympathy after all.Of course, haven't I always demonstrated that capacity?

[Environment Man]

Okay. I booted the other EMAN.

[T-Cat]

Yes you are.

You worship yourself.

And you maybe don't WANT to be anal retentive, but you just can't help it.

It is the burden of a god.I have no such burden.

[T-Cat]

Okay. I booted the other EMAN.How do we know you aren't the other E-man?

[Environment Man]

How do we know you aren't the other E-man?

Because I don't cheaply use all caps and I put a cap in the ass of THAT OTHER EMAN.

[T-Cat]

Because I don't cheaply use all caps and I put a cap in the ass of THAT OTHER EMAN.That was a fairly cheap usage of all caps.

[Environment Man]

That was a fairly cheap usage of all caps.

That why I had to pop a cap off in his ass. Or her.

I don't discriminate.

[T-Cat]

That why I had to pop a cap off in his ass. Or her.

I don't discriminate.I am still not convinced you are not the other EMAN. You just used 13 allcaps in one sentence, that just isn't like the E-man that I know.

[Environment Man]

I am still not convinced you are not the other EMAN. You just used 13 allcaps in one sentence, that just isn't like the E-man that I know.

I just went and deleted my comments.

Ahhhh.

I can prove I am me without a doubt to you.

Gill. Hydrogen/Oxygen separation.

[T-Cat]

I just went and deleted my comments.

Ahhhh.

I can prove I am me without a doubt to you.

Gill. Hydrogen/Oxygen separation.That crazy ass bullshit of yours is pretty much common knowledge nowdays. I think we would have to take it farther in depth to verify if you really are you. Then again, do we really want to? Maybe it would even be better if you weren't sure that you were you. :)

[Environment Man]

That crazy ass bullshit of yours is pretty much common knowledge nowdays. I think we would have to take it farther in depth to verify if you really are you. Then again, do we really want to? Maybe it would even be better if you weren't sure that you were you. :)

Well the EMAN has been banned.

So whoever it was is gone forever.

And the real Eman lives. Read it and weep.

For it is now.

[T-Cat]

Well the EMAN has been banned.You've been banned??? That fast???? Wow.

So whoever it was is gone forever.

And the real Eman lives. Read it and weep.

For it is now.Long live the real e-man!

[Environment Man]

You've been banned??? That fast???? Wow.

Long live the real e-man!

Not me. The fake EMAN.

You wish.

Are you going to join?

[T-Cat]

Not me. The fake EMAN.Wouldn't the fake EMAN be the real Eman?

You wish.

Are you going to join?Why? How many different boards do you need to waste your time with?

[Environment Man]

Wouldn't the fake EMAN be the real Eman?

Why? How many different boards do you need to waste your time with?

About 2. I have about 30 of my own to deal with.

[Environment Man]

Where the hell is Binky?

She's really starting to piss me off.

[MintJulep]

Maybe she absconded with the "new" EMAN. :lmao2:

[T-Cat]

About 2. I have about 30 of my own to deal with.You could probably trim that 2 down to 1 and be just as successful in wasting your time.

[T-Cat]

Where the hell is Binky?

She's really starting to piss me off.I think she is at the other site (wrinkles?) that was mentioned.

[Environment Man]

Maybe she absconded with the "new" EMAN. :lmao2:

That had to be Ksoggy. It wasn't Eric.

Regardless, he's history now.


Damn if Eman isn't as popular as ever.

[Environment Man]

You could probably trim that 2 down to 1 and be just as successful in wasting your time.

There is no such thing as time.

[Environment Man]

I think she is at the other site (wrinkles?) that was mentioned.

Rumble? That hillbilly trailer park?

[T-Cat]

There is no such thing as time.How could you say that?

http://img.timeinc.net/time/magazine/archive/covers/2010/1101100816_400.jpg

[Environment Man]

How could you say that?

Because time is not a real thing.

[T-Cat]

Because time is not a real thing.Then are you saying that cute little puppy dog doesn't exist????? :confused:

[T-Cat]

Rumble? That hillbilly trailer park?No, the wrinkles site.

[Environment Man]

Then are you saying that cute little puppy dog doesn't exist????? :confused:

That is one ugly dog. Please.

He black color was quite appealing though.

[Environment Man]

No, the wrinkles site.

Oh. That one. I don't think I ever went there.

Too many sites.

Eric should have left PG alone. Political Wrinkles.

[T-Cat]

That is one ugly dog. Please.Oh come on, he's very cute.

He black color was quite appealing though.You like black hair, that's nice.

[T-Cat]

Oh. That one. I don't think I ever went there.

Too many sites.

Eric should have left PG alone. Political Wrinkles.I heard Eric was having trouble with the minority shareholder. Apparantly the guy was a total ass.

[Environment Man]

I heard Eric was having trouble with the minority shareholder. Apparantly the guy was a total ass.

Well you know how those minorities are.

Always complaining about something.

[T-Cat]

Well you know how those minorities are.

Always complaining about something.If it's not one thing, it's another.

So why didn't the minority owner buy PoliticalGroove and reopen it?

[Environment Man]

If it's not one thing, it's another.

So why didn't the minority owner buy PoliticalGroove and reopen it?

It aint really closed permanently. Don't tell anybody.

And I started the new site like I am Eric.

Don't tell anybody though. Its a secret.

[T-Cat]

It aint really closed permanently. Don't tell anybody.Mum's the word.

And I started the new site like I am Eric.I bet you pretended to be a fake eman and a real eman just so you could ban yourself.

Don't tell anybody though. Its a secret.From now on I will talk in code just in case.

[Environment Man]

Mum's the word.

I bet you pretended to be a fake eman and a real eman just so you could ban yourself.

From now on I will talk in code just in case.

You are so smart Pancake. I did fake the fake EMAN and debated myself.

You figured that out all by yourself didn't you.

[T-Cat]

You are so smart Pancake. I did fake the fake EMAN and debated myself.Was it good for you too?

You figured that out all by yourself didn't you.

[Environment Man]

Was it good for you too?



It's always good for Eman.

[T-Cat]

It's always good for Eman. 

[Environment Man]

 

Is that Chinese?

I can use the translator.

[T-Cat]

Is that Chinese?

I can use the translator.Does it look like Chinese?

[Environment Man]

Does it look like Chinese?

When using Skype, the Chinese characters come out like squares.

When Chinese women were chasing after me big time, that is when I learned this.

[T-Cat]

When using Skype, the Chinese characters come out like squares.Is this Skype???

When Chinese women were chasing after me big time,That will teach you for Peking.

that is when I learned this.No Skype, half the hype.

[Environment Man]

Is this Skype???

That will teach you for Peking.

No Skype, half the hype.

I should be on a plane to South Africa right now.

Stuck in a metal tube hurtling over the Pacific Ocean.

I like Peking better than I like Beijing.

[T-Cat]

I should be on a plane to South Africa right now.Why did your "associates" go instead?

Stuck in a metal tube hurtling over the Pacific Ocean.

I like Peking better than I like Beijing.Don't tell that to the Chinese.

[Environment Man]

Why did your "associates" go instead?

Don't tell that to the Chinese.

They paid their own way. No way am I doing THAT.

[T-Cat]

They paid their own way. No way am I doing THAT.So you should be on a plane heading to South Africa but you aren't because you are too cheap. :)

[Environment Man]

So you should be on a plane heading to South Africa but you aren't because you are too cheap. :)

Correct.

9 days is a long time.

[doctordog]

Hey Eman,

Cactus (julia from PG) is back on the board again, I think she is looking for you, come on over to "Speak your mind" and say hello.

[Environment Man]

Hey Eman,

Cactus (julia from PG) is back on the board again, I think she is looking for you, come on over to "Speak your mind" and say hello.

On it. She's always whining.

[Cactus]

Oh so are you two going to post more fantasy rapes?

[Environment Man]

Oh so are you two going to post more fantasy rapes?

There you go with your rape fantasies again.

Give it a rest Julia.

Neither Way nor Eman is interested in you in a sexual way.

Stop it.

[MintJulep]

Oh so are you two going to post more fantasy rapes?Are you going to start with the racial slurs towards Eman?

The ball is in your court. Don't trip over your bottle. :thumbsup:

[Cactus]

Oh cmon, minty is watching and waiting...

[Environment Man]

Isn't it hysterical how she chases me down all the way in my thread to accuse me of rape fantasies.

Talk about desperate for the Emeister's attention.

Hell, she could at least send some flowers before she 'goes sexual' on me.

[MintJulep]

You know, you really need to check into rehab. Amy Winehouse ain't got nuttin' on you chick.

[Environment Man]

Oh cmon, minty is watching and waiting...

I don't love you Julia. Get over it.

[Environment Man]

You know, you really need to check into rehab. Amy Winehouse ain't got nuttin' on you chick.

Eman is a very powerful drug Mint.

[doctordog]

There you go with your rape fantasies again.

Give it a rest Julia.

Neither Way nor Eman are interested in you in a sexual way.

Stop it.

She is on the sauce yet again, and taking it with her meds. Damn I wish that girl would get the mental attention she needs.

[Environment Man]

She is on the sauce yet again, and taking it with her meds. Damn I wish that girl would get the mental attention she needs.

We should humor her when she's drinking like this Way.

She chases after us when she gets drunk.

Then goes into her 'rape fantasy' routine.

[MintJulep]

We should humor her when she's drinking like this Way.

She chases after us when she gets drunk.

Then goes into her 'rape fantasy' routine.What a friggin weirdo she is. She desperately needs help.

[Environment Man]

What a friggin weirdo she is. She desperately needs help.

Maybe Smurf will reach out to her.

Accusing people of [virtual] rape is serious.

But we have to understand that she has a drinking problem.

[doctordog]

Maybe Smurf will reach out to her.

Accusing people of [virtual] rape is serious.

But we have to understand that she has a drinking problem.

I hope that is all it is, people with these type of fantasies turn into serial killers and such.

[Environment Man]

I hope that is all it is, people with these type of fantasies turn into serial killers and such.

You don't think she is seriously dangerous do you?

She does seem to be irrational about us though.

Always chasing and accusing.

She's the type who would come to my house and start an altercation and then run to the courthouse to file a restraining order on me.

Maybe you're right Way. We better keep an eye on Julia.

[doctordog]

You don't think she is seriously dangerous do you?

She does seem to be irrational about us though.

Always chasing and accusing.

She's the type who would come to my house and start an altercation and then run to the courthouse to file a restraining order on me.

Maybe you're right Way. We better keep an eye on Julia.

she is just batshit crazy and drinks too much.

[Environment Man]

she is just batshit crazy and drinks too much.

And when she gets REALLY loaded, she comes after us.

Man, why do I always attract these kinds of women?

[doctordog]

And when she gets REALLY loaded, she comes after us.

Man, why do I always attract these kinds of women?

You may be a shit magnet, but in this case it would be a clit magnet:lmao2:

[Environment Man]

You may be a shit magnet, but in this case it would be a clit magnet:lmao2:


Hey you better watch out Way.

You're making it easy for her imagination to start working.

I think she passed out already though, so the night should proceed smoothly.

[doctordog]

Hey you better watch out Way.

You're making it easy for her imagination to start working.

I think she passed out already though, so the night should proceed smoothly.

I wonder if all that pure grain gives her gas?:lmao2:

[MintJulep]

she is just batshit crazy and drinks too much.No kidding. Some people get funnier and more creative when they're loaded. This only makes her look more stuck on stooopid than she already is.

[Environment Man]

I wonder if all that pure grain gives her gas?:lmao2:

You think she's drinking ethanol? Uncut?

[Environment Man]

No kidding. Some people get funnier and more creative when they're loaded. This only makes her look more stuck on stooopid than she already is.

Try to be nice to Julia.

I used to have a little crush on her before I found out about the drinking problem.

[MintJulep]

You think she's drinking ethanol? Uncut?What is the name of that punch they used to make at parties that had pure grain alcohol in it? Damn, I can't think of it!

[doctordog]

You think she's drinking ethanol? Uncut?

Maybe she is a Hybrid!:lmao2:

[doctordog]

What is the name of that punch they used to make at parties that had pure grain alcohol in it? Damn, I can't think of it!

We had some we just called Hooch and another called purple passion.